Breaking News: Herman “The Godfather Pizza Pimp” Cain Has Decided To Drop Out Of The Presidential Race

So long, farewell, sayonara, hasta la vista, peace, deuces, holla back, au revoir, auf wiedersehen… Continue »

When The Checks Stop Coming In: TLC’s T-Boz Files For Bankruptcy!

We’re sure someone can help her. What about her friends??? Continue »

Elsewhere In The World: Moammar Gadhafi’s Son Has Been Captured By Libyan Militia

Oh you thought you were off the hook ‘cuz yo daddy died?? Continue »

Shook Ones: Ricky Rozay’s New Album Pushed Back So That He Can Get His Life And Health Together

Rick Ross' Latest Album Pushed Back To Due Health Concertns

Now, this is a very good look for Ross and his fans. Continue »

“Tot Mom” Casey Anthony Narrowly Misses Being Murked After Assassin Discovers Her Safe House

Casey Anthony

Cotdamn there is a lot of failed assassinations going down today. Continue »

Secret Service Thinks Gun-Toting Nut Job That Fired Shots At The White House May Be A Threat To President Obama

President Obama has always had to deal with harsh criticism, but now it looks like he might have to duck real shots! Continue »