October 4, 2012 Slizzard Old Heads: 73-Year-Old Woman Gets Popped For Driving Drunk, Hitting Boy, And Crashing Into Food Truck On The Way To AA Meeting
October 3, 2012 In White Folks Guido’s News: “Sober” Situation Spotted Getting Slizzard Just Last Week!!!
September 18, 2012 Get Your Life Together: ATL Falcons Star Popped For DUI Following Monday Night Game
September 13, 2012 In White Folks News: Actress Allison Pill Gets “Piss-Sloppy DRUNK,” Accidently Tweets Topless Photo Of Herself, Then Proceeds To Tell Everyone She’s Farting
September 12, 2012 In Idiotic Homeless Folks News: Miami Man Breaks Into A Car, Steals Credit Card To Buy Beer…Too Bad The Credit Card Is The Bartender’s!
September 11, 2012 In Slizzard White Folks News: Video Swirler & British GQ Magazine’s “Woman Of The Year” Lana Del Rey Says Alcohol Was Her “First Love”
September 5, 2012 For Your Viewing Pleasure: Slizzard Miami Man Gets His Groove On Behind News Reporter On Live TV!
August 22, 2012 Driven To Drink: Study Shows Matrimony-dom Leads To Ladies Getting Slizzed And Men Going More Sober
August 22, 2012 Florida Crazies: 19-Year-Old Arrested On DUI Charges Tells One-Time That His Dad Is An ‘Autobot’ From Transformers
August 22, 2012 People Ain’t Isht: Intoxicated Chicago Man Accused Of Groping A Pregnant Woman On JetBlue Flight, Causes Emergency Landing
August 8, 2012 Get Your Cotdamn Life Together: Slizzard Country Music Star Randy Travis Popped For DUI And Threatening To Kill Cops…Oh Yeah He Was Nekkid Too!
July 24, 2012 In Drunk Folks News: Slizzard Man Crashes Into Horse And Carriage Killing 1, Injuring 4
July 20, 2012 DUI: Tennessee Titans Baller Kenny “Buy The Bar” Britt Popped For Driving His Souped Up Dodge Challenger While Slizzed!
July 10, 2012 Slizzard On The Scene: Drive-Thru Drankin’ In Southern States Causes Concern After Many Deadly Car Accidents
June 7, 2012 Get Your Life Together: Another Bout Of “Sickness” Forces RihRih To Cancel UK Commitments
June 1, 2012 Florida Crazies: Female Motorist Wearing Only A Shirt Caught Touching And Exposing Herself By Highway … Told Arresting Officers To “Kiss Her Down There”
May 29, 2012 Ya Drunk Dummy!!! Slizzard Brooklyn Broad Bulldozes Benz Right Through Long Island Old Heads’ Home
May 18, 2012 Random Ridiculousness: Firefighters In Denver Agree To Get Rid Of Beer Kegs In Fire Station Because It’s “Unprofessional”
May 8, 2012 What The Hell?? Man Arrested For Driving Drunk With 4 Young Children Strapped To The Hood Of The Car, Mother Charged As Well
May 8, 2012 Drunk Man Diaries: Slizzard Azz Cuba Gooding, Jr. On A Drinking Binge, Friends Fear He Needs Rehab
April 26, 2012 Party In The USA: America’s Young Die At Higher Rates Than Any Other High Income Country