July 30, 2012 In White Folks News: Robert Pattinson Was Weeks Away From Proposing To That Dirty Cheating Twilight Twat Kristen Stewart
July 30, 2012 Ho Sit Down: Dr. Conrad “Smooth Criminal” Murray Wants New Test To Prove Innocence In MJ Death
July 30, 2012 Gotcha! Tami Roman Politics With The Po-Po To Figure Out Who Hacked Her Twitter And E-mail Accounts
July 29, 2012 Pure Comedy: US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte Banned From Wearing His Custom-Made “Red, White, And Blue Grill” On The Medal Stand
July 29, 2012 Anti-Gay: Chris Breezy Throws Shade And Hurls A Homophobic Slur At Frank Ocean Over His Sexuality
July 28, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Forces Woman And 3-Month-Old Baby Out Of A Third Floor Window
July 27, 2012 Bang Bang: President Obama Clamps Down On Gun Violence, “AK-47s Belong In The Hands Of Soldiers, Not On The Streets!”
July 27, 2012 SMH: Jessica Alba Knows Good And Damn Well That Child Is Too Frickin Big To Be In A Stroller
July 27, 2012 San Francisco Forced To Shut Down BART Transit Stations After Homeless Leave Their Number 1’s And Number 2’s All Over The Place
July 27, 2012 Pedo-Files: Jerry “Scummy Scuzzbucket” Sandusky Alleged Voicemails To Juvenile Victim Says ‘I Love You’
July 27, 2012 Update: White Officers Who Beat The Crap Out Of Young Black Student, Jordan Miles, Defends Arrest And Brutality
July 26, 2012 Thirsty Hoes: Ci-Error And Her Manly Cakes Reportedly Stalked Chris Breezy While He Was Dating RihRih
July 25, 2012 Too Late: Batman Movie Massacre Killer Mailed His Plans To University Psychiatrist Before Shooting Up Theater… But They Weren’t Received Until Monday!!!
July 25, 2012 Ho Sit Down: Greece Kicks Olympic Athlete Off The Team For Racist Tweet About African Immigrants!
July 25, 2012 Hi Hater: Lupe Fiasco Asks “Why Am I Listening To This?” And Throws Shade At 2 Chainz & Yeezy’s New Song
July 25, 2012 Give Us Us Free!! Indonesian Woman Claims She Was Held As Slave-Hostage By Wealthy White Couple And Told “Nothing In America Is Free”
July 25, 2012 Jesus Take The Book: London Hotels Replace Holy Bibles With Freaky Fiction Fantasy Book “50 Shades Of Grey”