Old Man Favre Finally Calls It Quits. No, Really.

Brett Favre Minnesota Vikings

At least that’s almost what it sounded like he was saying in a post-game press conference yesterday. Continue »

“Last Train To Paris” Isn’t Exactly Raking In That Dirty Money

Diddy Dirty Money

Last week, Diddy was all proud that his heavy promo convinced 100,000 people to go pick up Last Train To Nowhere. This week? Not so much, we think. Continue »

Amber Rose Doesn’t Want Anymore Meat In Her

Amber Rose

Well, in her stomach anyway. It’s still open season on the guts and cakes. Continue »

Swizz Beatz & Mashonda Reunite For Little Kaseem’s B-Day… Where’s Alicia?!? (Photo Gallery)


Head Of Heathrow Airport Forfeits His 2010 Bonus For Fawking Up So Many People’s Travel Plans

Colin Matthews Heathrow Airport BAA

Here’s something you’re not likely to hear an American executive do. Continue »

GASP! Beyonce Doesn’t Write Her Own Songs?!?! We’re Shocked!!!


Remember when Beyonce was talking about how she wrote all the songs on “B’Day” and how writing her own songs was so awesome and liberating? That chick was lying, son! Continue »

Twins: Mimi Really Is Going To Be A Head Of Household With Three Dependents Next Year

Nick Cannon Mariah Carey

President Obama has officially done something else before the rest of us negroes. He was the first to find out just how much Mariah Carey‘s womb is holding. Continue »

Germany Just Found What Magic Johnson’s Had For Years: A Cure For HIV

Magic Johnson

We knew it was only a matter of time before they made the magic HIV-free pill available to the world! Now Magic doesn’t have to keep walking around being the face of “Living With The Ninja” anymore. Continue »

Disney Spawns Vanessa Hutchens And Zac Efron Broke Up

Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens

Don’t front: you care. If not, your teenage daughter or sister does. Continue »

You Will Never Believe How Old This High Flying Basketball Player Is…

This is Adrian Moore. He’s a 6’2, 140 pound, small forward who plays for the Louisiana Primetime AAU team. Continue »

Billy Ray Cyrus Throws Miley’s Wildin’ A$$ Under The Bus

Billy Ray Miley Cyrus

Even the most permissive father has a breaking point for the amount of ho ISHT he will accept from his daughter. Continue »

A “Lil Positivity”: Anonymous Shoppers Put Almost 6 Stacks In Salvation Army Bucket

We’ve all been to the mall this holiday season, and MOST of us smile, maybe say “Merry Christmas”, and go about our business, when we see bell-ringers outside. Continue »

Aretha Franklin Diagnosed With Cancer

Fox 2 in Detroit has confirmed that Aretha Franklin has cancer. Continue »