GASP! Beyonce Doesn’t Write Her Own Songs?!?! We’re Shocked!!!

Beyonce

Remember when Beyonce was talking about how she wrote all the songs on “B’Day” and how writing her own songs was so awesome and liberating? That chick was lying, son! Continue »

Twins: Mimi Really Is Going To Be A Head Of Household With Three Dependents Next Year

Nick Cannon Mariah Carey

President Obama has officially done something else before the rest of us negroes. He was the first to find out just how much Mariah Carey‘s womb is holding. Continue »

Germany Just Found What Magic Johnson’s Had For Years: A Cure For HIV

Magic Johnson

We knew it was only a matter of time before they made the magic HIV-free pill available to the world! Now Magic doesn’t have to keep walking around being the face of “Living With The Ninja” anymore. Continue »

Disney Spawns Vanessa Hutchens And Zac Efron Broke Up

Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens

Don’t front: you care. If not, your teenage daughter or sister does. Continue »

You Will Never Believe How Old This High Flying Basketball Player Is…

This is Adrian Moore. He’s a 6’2, 140 pound, small forward who plays for the Louisiana Primetime AAU team. Continue »

Billy Ray Cyrus Throws Miley’s Wildin’ A$$ Under The Bus

Billy Ray Miley Cyrus

Even the most permissive father has a breaking point for the amount of ho ISHT he will accept from his daughter. Continue »

A “Lil Positivity”: Anonymous Shoppers Put Almost 6 Stacks In Salvation Army Bucket

We’ve all been to the mall this holiday season, and MOST of us smile, maybe say “Merry Christmas”, and go about our business, when we see bell-ringers outside. Continue »

Aretha Franklin Diagnosed With Cancer

Fox 2 in Detroit has confirmed that Aretha Franklin has cancer. Continue »

Since Rich Folks Can’t Get In On The Action, GOP Votes No On Tax Cuts For The Rest Of Us

Remember all that “Barack Obama’s out of touch with the common man” nonsense the Republicans bring up whenever given a chance? Continue »

That ‘Digital Death’ Fundraising Stunt Isn’t Working Out So Well…

Alicia Keys Swizz Beatz digital death

When the good folks at Keep A Child Alive thought up their Digital Death campaign, they probably figured that between Alicia Keys’s 2.2 million followers and Kimmy Cakes’s 5.4 million alone, it would take absolutely no time to raise $1 million. Continue »

Is Mrs. Illuminati Hov Stealing From Starving Artists (Again)???

Beyonce I Am... Sasha Fierce

An anime artist out of Japan has been holding a grudge against Bey Bey since she dropped “I Am… Sasha Fierce” in 2008. And now he’s trying to stop the sale of the album… after almost 10 million copies sold worldwide. Continue »

Did The NCAA Hate On Auburn Quarterback Cam Newton???

The answer is HELL NIZZAWWW! Continue »

Surprise: Beyonce Beat Out Taylor On Thanksgiving… It’s Not All Good News Though

We kind of figured that Taylor Swift’s “Speak Now” Thanksgiving special would be a waste of airtime, if for no other reason than the fact that NBC could have replaced it with something or someone much more interesting. We’re surprised that Beyonce actually did worse. Continue »

Poor Thang! Brandy Breaks Down Crying After Bristol Palin Sends Her Packing On Dancing With The Stars!

Brandy Norwood Maksim Chmerkovskiy Dancing With The Stars

Perfect tango or not, Dancing With The Stars fans were not about to give Brandy and her wig front swag anymore shine. Continue »

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