Poor Disgraced Old Guy: Joe Paterno Hospitalized After Breaking Pelvis, Doctors Concerned About Cancer Treatment

Joe Paterno Hospitalized Over The Weekend After Pelvis Injury

We know it’s probably hard for you to find sympathy for this guy, but gotdayum! Continue »

Another Day, Another G-Unit Reject With Issues: 40 Glocc Popped In Vegas For Trying To Strangle His Girlfriend Three Times In One Day

Former 50 Cent Protege 40 Glocc Arrested For Attempting To Strangle His Girlfriend

SMH, what in all the hells (other than your non-existent rap career) drives someone to this level of bat-shyte crazy? Continue »

Hola Hater: El Skeletor Threatens To Eff Up Everyone’s Checks Because J.Lo Has Moved On With Her Little ‘K-Fraud En Espanol’

Marc Anthony Threatens To Quit Joint Project With Jennifer Lopez Over Her New Romance

Awww! Doesn’t Marc Anthony know that no one wins when someone brings saltiness to the business table? Continue »

Ho Sit Down: Rush Limbaugh Accuses Michelle Obama Of Uppity-ism

Rush Limbaugh Michelle Obama

Everybody knows that if there is one thing racist wanksters detest, it’s an “uppity negro”! Continue »

Critics Call Newt Gingrich A “Classic Rental Politician” And Say “He’s A Stupid Man’s Idea Of What A Smart Person Sounds Like”

newt gingrich

At least we’re not the only ones who can see this dude is a FRAUDULENT INDIVIDUAL. Continue »

GTFOHWTBS: Tanya From The Real World Claims Her Male Castmates Violated Her While Cameras Were Rolling

Tanya Cooley Claims Real World Castmates Sexually Assaulted Her While Show's Production Crew Watched

We know how serious rape and sexual misconduct are and how tough it is for victims to speak out, but this one here we’re finding a little hard to believe. Continue »

Reality Check: The Only Team Offering T.O. Any Type Of Contract Is A Janky Arena Football Team

Terrell Owens Gets Offer From Arena Football Team

If not a single team caring enough to come see him workout didn’t convince Terrell Owens this should do the trick. Continue »