Earl Simmons is no average dog…

DMX Seen In Los Angeles With “My Mama Says I’m Special” T-Shirt

Let’s just keep it 100, DMX is crazy as f**k. We love him, we love his music, but that ninja is a couple sandwiches short of a pic-a-nic basket, word to Yogi Bear. At this point in his life after many prison stints, various police-impersonating shenanigans, and a tumultuous run on VH1′s Couples Therapy, the Dark Man must have come to the same conclusion. Nonetheless, Earl doesn’t care what we think, just so long as his mama still thinks her lil’ boy is special.

Far be it from us to diagree with her…

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Tashera Simmons talked about why she rung up DMX’s mother to get her on Couples Therapy.

DMX Breaks Sources Drug Usage “My Mother Was Horrible… She Never Said I-Love-You, Once!” On Couples Therapy [Video]

No sarcasm: Poor Guy!

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X just can’t get right…

According to TMZ reports:

DMX is on the hook for another $630,000 — this according to a booking agency which claims X’s legal problems torpedoed a lucrative international comeback tour … and now, it’s suing to get its money back.

The booking agency in question — a company called Heavy Rotation — filed the lawsuit in New York, claiming it struck an exclusive year-long deal with DMX in 2011 to book the rapper’s concerts … anywhere on the planet.

But according to the lawsuit, DMX was plagued with legal problems from the start — a traffic violation in August, and two nasty child support disputes … which led to a lien on the rapper’s passport, preventing him from performing overseas.

According to the suit, HR bent over backwards to fix the legal issues — coughing up nearly a hundred grand to cover bail, child support, and a slew of other legal bills … hoping it would clear the way for the tour, a task that included lifting the lien on X’s passport.

But HR claims its efforts were in vain — because DMX continued to cause problems, hiring outside management that tried to book DMX on shows within the United States … violating X’s agreement with HR. On top of that, X couldn’t resolve his passport issues … and all concerts had to be canceled.

X’s manager Jason tells a different story — claiming DMX chose to sever all ties with HR after it put the rapper at risk with some unsavory business practices.

Still, HR claims it lost $749,285 on the deal gone bad — and it wants the money back, stat.

So these guys plan a tour and X goes off and does whatever he wants to do? Sounds about right. Crack cocaine is helluva drug!

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