These couples are going to have a happy V-Day…for now.

Remember your first Valentine’s Day with your boo thang? Wasn’t it special? Okay, maybe it wasn’t great and that’s why you’re single now, but imagine it not sucking. Good.

Now imagine how excited these new couples are to spend the special day together. It’s their first time! But will they make a second one? You tell us.

SMH… Look what you made her do Catch Fade Gabe! After denying being engaged to boyfriend Olivier Martinez, Halle Berry has now revealed she is indeed planning to wed her French beau!

Does this have anything to do with her trying to get away from “bad” baby daddy Gabriel Aubry by making an escape to France with Nahla? OF COURSE IT DOES!

According to TMZ reports:

Halle Berry was not engaged to Olivier Martinez when numerous outlets reported she was back in December — but we found out … SHE IS NOW!!!

You’ll recall, after Halle sported a big ol’ ring that Olivier Martinez gave her everyone jumped to false conclusions — but it was NOT an engagement ring.

But we’ve learned Halle did become engaged to Olivier sometime after the first of the year.

The engagement is significant because Halle is asking a judge to allow her to move to France with Olivier and 3-year-old Nahla.

TMZ broke the story, Halle wants to make the move and baby daddy Gabriel Aubry vehemently objects.

In California and most states, a judge would look at the stability of the parent’s relationship and a marital relationship is far more impressive than boyfriend and girlfriend.

No word on when the two will marry, but we’re told a marriage will DEFINITELY take place.

Halle said she would never marry after her second marriage to Eric Benet was such a major fail, but Gabe might as well get used to seeing a lot of pictures like these:

Cuz we expect to see a lot more where these came from!

Congratulations Halle!!!

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“Yaaaaay we’re moving far away from crazy daddy!!!”

According to TMZ reports:

Halle Berry is asking the judge in her custody war for permission to move to France with Nahla — and baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is saying … over my dead body.

TMZ has learned Halle filed papers with the court requesting the move and the hearing is pending. Sources tell us Gabriel is livid because he believes the move is punitive and designed to strip him of any contact with his daughter.

And Gabriel is particularly upset because Halle’s longtime boyfriend Olivier Martinez will be living with Halle and Nahla if the move is approved … informed sources tell TMZ.

Halle could have an argument that it’s safer for Nahla to be in Europe … especially because her latest stalker — who broke onto her property multiple times — has recently been released from jail.

We get that Halle fear for her and Nahla’s safety from the stalker, but moving to Europe?! Isn’t that taking it a bit too far???

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When will the baby daddy drama end!?

The Los Angeles County of Department of Children and Family Services is recommending that Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, have another adult present during his custodial time with their three-year-old daughter, Nahla.

According to Radaronline:

“Case workers are recommending that a nanny be present with Gabriel during his visitation times. Halle’s nanny had been with Nahla when Gabriel had his custodial time from noon until she went to sleep. However, after the alleged incident between the nanny and Gabe, that hasn’t been in place, and he has been alone with Nahla.

“It will be up to the judge to implement the recommendations. Gabriel is fighting having another person with him, he feels that Halle is trying to make his time with their daughter as uncomfortable as possible,” the insider says.

“The report does recommend that Halle and Gabriel attend parenting classes together, so that they can co-parent Nahla more harmoniously. The classes will give them the tools to work through their issues, and hopefully become better parents for it.”

Meanwhile, “Gabriel Aubry is unlikely to be charged with any crime in relation to the police report the nanny filed,” a law enforcement source revealed.

SMH! The only one who’s going to be really suffering is poor Nahla in all of this… What do you think of the all the drama?

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Looks like Gabriel Aubry will not lose custody of Nahla…for now:

TMZ has learned the judge in the Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry custody war has issued his ruling, and we’re told Gabriel will not lose custody of Nahla while he’s being investigated for child endangerment. But, we’re told, that’s not the end of the story. The ruling is complicated and there could be dramatic changes in the custody agreement.

As we first reported, Gabriel had already agreed to take anger management classes. As for Halle, she’ll continue with counseling. And, as we reported, 3-year-old Nahla will also undergo counseling.

Via TMZ

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A lil bangin’ inspiration for Bey.

Last week we heard about Beyonce’s quest to get that pre-baby body back. These super hot mommas snapped back from their pregnancies and somehow looked even hotter. We hope Bey Bey is studying game film and gym techniques that these ladies used. If so, she’ll come back better than ever.

Please, for the love of Nahla, DO IT!!!

According to RadarOnline reports:

The Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services is recommending that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry take parenting classes together, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The Academy Award winning actress and the Canadian model will be in a Los Angeles courtroom Monday, as Berry continues her battle to have Aubry stripped of visitation of their three year old daughter, Nahla.

Halle wants Gabriel out of the picture because of allegations he pushed their daughter’s nanny while she was holding Nahla.

A source told RadarOnline.com the altercation happened after the nanny went to pick Nahla up at school and she was not there because Gabriel had kept her home sick for two days. “So she went to Gabriel’s home,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “Gabriel and the nanny got into an argument because no one alerted her that Nahla didn’t go to school.”

“She picked up Nahla to leave and Gabriel yelled at her and shoved her out the door so hard that she hit the wall while she had Nahla in her arms!” the source alleged, adding that the nanny claims the abuse is ongoing.

Aubry vehemently denies pushing or even touching the nanny. The nanny filed a police report and Aubry is now under criminal investigation for misdemeanor battery and child endangerment.

As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported, social workers interviewed Halle and Gabriel on Friday. Separate interviews with both were conducted earlier last week.

The purpose of the joint interview “was to get these two in the same room and recognize that all of this fighting, is hurting their daughter. It was an emotionally charged interview as Gabriel feels that he can’t do anything right, and there is reason to believe his concerns. Social workers have written an extensive report that will be given to the judge for his consideration, and that report will recommend that no changes in custody be made. The report recommends that Halle and Gabriel attend parenting classes together, so that they can co-parent Nahla together. The classes will give them the tools to work through their issues, and hopefully become better parents for it,” a source close to the situation tells us.

The official investigation by child protective services will “remain open while Gabriel and Halle take the parenting classes and to ensure that Nahla’s safety and well-being continue. Gabriel absolutely wants to work with Halle, and that hasn’t happened, so he is hopeful that can happen now,” the source says.

“Of course, Gabe doesn’t like being accused of hurting his child or anyone, but he knows the truth and that he didn’t do anything the nanny has accused him of. He wants to take this negative and turn it into a positive so that he can be the best father for Nahla,” the insider asserts.

SMH. To read this you would think Halle Berry was some kind of crazy, man-hating, jealous mother or something… Hmmm does that sound like her to y’all????

And all this ish about the nanny holding Nahla when Gabe pushed her sounds hella fugazi because that kid is damn near kindergarten age and doesn’t need to be toted around 24/7 anyway! Let her walk!

The good news is, Nahla seems to be doing well despite the drama. Halle and Olivier took her to the beach Sunday and let her run around shirtless.

Eat your heart out Gabe!

More pics on the flip…

Hello, my name is Gabriel “K-Fraudy” Aubry, and I have a problem…

According to TMZ reports:

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry met for hours Friday with representatives from the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services … and social workers concluded Gabriel needed to work on his anger issues … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

We’re told DCFS recommended that Gabriel take anger management classes and our sources say he agreed to enroll.

As one law enforcement source told us who is connected to the case, “Gabriel has a little bit of a temper, but the good news is that he realizes it.”

The recommendation stems from an incident earlier this month in which Gabriel allegedly pushed the nanny while she was holding Nahla. Our sources say Gabriel told social workers he never touched the nanny and she was making the story up to curry favor with Halle.

Our sources say DCFS is not making any recommendations on changing the custody arrangement. That will be left to the judge on Monday morning … when Halle and Gabriel square off
again in court.

As we first reported … there’s also a criminal investigation focusing on child endangerment and battery. Our law enforcement sources tell us they are confident Gabriel will NOT be prosecuted because it’s a “he said she said” case. We’re told the matter will be referred to the L.A. City Attorney next week but it’s expected the Office will decline to prosecute.

Seems to us that if he is agreeing to anger management and is acknowledging that he may have a problem, then we think there is a pretty good chance he DID put his hands on the ex-nanny Alliance Kamdem. But we may never know the truth…

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More reasons to work on that jumpshot!

A few days we showed you part 1 on why athletes should feel great about themselves. Basically, they get to chop down super hot women all the damn time. Enjoy more examples of women they’ve had in their boudoir.

…And by “boudoir” we mean “Motel 6″.