SMH. This dude is lookin’ more and more like a rent-a-schlong by the day!

Casper Smart is capitalizing on his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. After he was promoted to be one of the choreographers on Lopez’s tour, we hear J.Lo just sold a reality show to Oxygen based on Smart. Sources say it will follow Smart as he whips her other backup dancers into shape for the tour. The show is expected to focus solely on Smart and Lopez’s professional relationship. It has already been picked up as a series. An Oxygen rep had no comment.

Hey hey now you know what they say, pimping ain’t easy but it’s necessary! The question is — who is pimping who? Casper is already getting a monthly allowance and all kinds of other luxury perks and now he gets his own show? Still – y’all know J.Lo is taking a nice cut off the top!

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Awwww…here are lovebirds Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart out at The Grove in Hollyweird doing a little shopping at Zara. Must be nice for that shady little backup-dancing Casper to be chopping down the world’s most “powerful” celebrity.

SMH.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Spread In June 2012 Vogue “Team USA” Issue

For those of you still checking for Jennifer Lopez and her 40-something-year-old booty, here she is in all of her booty-licious glory in the June 2012 issue of Vogue.

The issue features the USA Olympic team and has Serena Williams, Hope Solo, and Ryan Lochte. Peep the pics on the flippy!!

SMH. Of course not — he is still a baby! J.Lo’s little tenderoni is putting a halt to all the talk of the pair having a family of their own:

JENNIFER LOPEZ desperate to have more children before it’s too late BUT her toyboy lover told pals: “I’m too young to have kids!”

At nearly 43, J.Lo’s biological clock is ticking loudly. And the mom of two’s surprising confession about expanding her family during a recent interview caused shock waves in her relationship with her 25-year-old beau, Casper Smart.

“Casper’s got absolutely NO interest in becoming a father,” said an insider.

“He freaked out when he read Jen’s comments, and it forced a very awkward conversation between them. He had to know if she was serious about it, because it’s certainly not part of his agenda for at least another 10 years.

“Casper told her he’s too young to be a dad and needs to focus on his career right now.”

According to the insider, the sexy “American Idol” judge explained that her quotes were misconstrued.

She told Casper that she only said that it would be “a blessing” to have more kids, the insider divulged.

She really needs to be careful because he can’t possibly be ready to co-parent her kids with Marc Anthony if he’s “too young” to be a dad. GTFOHWTBS! J.Lo it’s time to wake up and smell the cafe con leche girl — he ain’t “THE ONE”!

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Jennifer Lopez drops that shirt and shows some skin in this new raggaeton vid. And watch out for the cakes!

Is J.Lo ready for esposo numero cuatro???

Jennifer Lopez Has Told Friends She Knows She Wants To Marry Casper Smart

This chick really really really needs to grab a chair.

At a press conference Monday to announce her upcoming world tour with Enrique Iglesias and Wisin Y Yandel, Jennifer Lopez, 42, announced her boyfriend of six months Casper Smart will play an integral role in putting the show together.

“I’m working with [choreographer] Jamie King, and also Casper Smart,” the superstar said. “It’s going to be an amazing, amazing show.”

Smart’s promotion shouldn’t be surprising, given that Lopez is ready for a fourth trip down the aisle. “She’s telling friends she wants to marry Casper,” one confidante recently told Us Weekly. “She’s certain she wants to be with Casper forever.”

The 5-foot-8 dancer has practically moved into her L.A. home and even sits in on her business meetings, the source dded. “He provides what she hasn’t had in years. He’s very supportive and devoted.”

Unlike her ex Marc Anthony, 43, Smart, 25, lets Lopez call the shots. “He exists only for her,” the confidante explained. “Marc controlled her, and now she’s in control.”

During Monday’s press conference, “Dance Again” singer Lopez also announced her 4-year-old twins Max and Emme will be joining her on the road.

“They’ll get on the bus with me and it will be a learning experience, for both of us. Luckily, there’s always grandma’s house if they get really tired and stir-crazy,” she told reporters. “They can go to grandma’s for a few days, then come back, you know? I’m gonna figure that out as I go, but I can’t be away from them for too long, so they’ll be with me for most of the time.”

Can we get a Ho Sit Down for J.Lo please? Money makes people lose their mind. It seems crazy to give him so much so soon, especially where the kids are concerned. Can she really be managing their well-being, or even focus on how they are adjusting to their parents divorce when she’s devoting so much attention to her lil tenderoni???

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Marc Anthony Contact’s Jennifer Lopez’s First Husband For Info About Her Money

The gloves are off in Marc Anthony’s divorce from Jennifer Lopez, as the Latin crooner’s attorney has reached out to her first husband Ojani Noa to explore if the American Idol judge spent time with him while married to Anthony and if she has offshore accounts, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Anthony filed for divorce from JLo last week and is seeking joint custody of the former couple’s four year old twins, Max and Emme.

A source close to the situation claims that Anthony’s attorneys are investigating allegations that Lopez spent time with Noa while married to their client and if so, what the nature of their relationship was.

“Marc Anthony’s lawyers are following up with allegations that Jennifer was seeing Ojani while married to Marc, before and after the twins were born. Jennifer allegedly would go to Ojani’s Hancock Park house and spend time with him, without Marc’s knowledge” the insider tells RadarOnline.com.

In addition, one of Anthony’s attorneys has formally reached out to Noa’s camp and is seeking financial information and records relating to JLo!

“Marc’s attorney wants to review financial records and information that Ojani has as he believes JLo has money in offshore accounts,” the source claims.

“Ojani has extensive records still relating to his time with Jennifer. It seems that Marc is going after her money and it’s looking like this could be a divorce battle royale!”

All that sounds…pretty pathetic, but there is even a bigger problem with Skeletor’s attorney’s line of thinking.

“Ojani is basically homeless now and completely broke and unable to find work. He blames Jennifer for this because her lawyers have threatened to sue anyone who has hired or wants to hire Ojani, claiming that any public mention of Ojani being married to her in any form of publicity is a violation of their marital settlement agreement,” the source states.

So WHY would J.Lo be hanging out with the man that she made homeless and broke??? Whatever…SMH

via RadarOnline

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