You don’t have to be big to be a bad muhfugga, just ask these guys!

For example, last night when the Lakers squared off against the Clippers, Pau Gasol tried to son Chris Paul, who at 6’0, can only be considered short by other NBA players. Gasol laid hands on Paul’s head, like he was going to tousle his hair or something and Chris let it be known he wasn’t having it! He might not be the shortest guy around, but he’s a great example of how small can beat out tall. We found some other guys of more miniature stature that are also big on swag.

Hit the flip to see who we picked and feel free to add your suggestions in the comments section.

We had no idea JD was living the struggle like this.

TMZ reports that even though they’ve repossessed his $300K 2005 Lamborghini Murcielago, they still want JD to fork over the balance on the car’s sale price.

Premier Financial Services filed new legal docs in Georgia Superior Court, claiming Jermaine financed the white 2005 Lamborghini Murcielago in 2006 — worth $330,000 — and agreed to make 58 monthly payments of $4,323.

According to the docs, Jermaine dropped $70,000 up front for the car and successfully made the majority of payments — but for some reason … he dropped the ball in 2009, and failed to pay the remaining handful.

As a result, PFS repossessed the car and sold it off for $115,000 — and now they’re out for the difference … insisting they hemorrhaged $79,095 in the deal-gone-wrong, and they’re suing Jermaine for their losses.

Sidenote: 2009 is also the year Janet Jackson came to her senses and stopped letting Jermaine tap that.

Poor guy… and to think he was just joking about ending up in BOSSIP’s “When The Checks Stop Coming In” files…

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Something tells us these two are covering familiar ground. Pharrell was spotted getting friendly with Chilli at the Atlanta launch party for his new Qream Liqueur. We likey his lil green Chanel rosary beads… do you think they are a lil girly?

Skateboard P was also spotted bonding with fellow producers Jermaine Dupri and DJ Green Lantern. Ladies, if you had to select from among these three, Which One Would You Hit?

More shots of Chilli, JD, Kandi, Devyne Stephens, Derek J (aka Fifi) and more below:

Photo Credit: Prince Williams/ATLPics.net

Here is Jermaine Dupri sitting in his nifty little So So Def custom Bentley.

Now that the checks have stopped coming in, that super cool Bentley he spent all that money devaluating is for sale on EBay… Because no luxury car retailer is going to sell this joint with the tacky So So Def Afroman all over it.

But here’s what J.D. is using to try to get people interested:

Here is your once in a life to chance to own a custom built Bentley Continental GTC convertible built for Jermaine Dupri & Janet Jackson by Platinum Motorsport with well over $275k in the total vehicle with customizations. Done in a very hard to find White exterior over a Tan hides and top, this vehicle has only been driven 9,520. Truly shows better than any new Bentley around.

Somebody please tell Mr. Dupri the fact that Janet‘s money paid for the customizations does not mean they were done for her. Nothing about it says Janet Jackson.

So sad.

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Yes, Jermaine Dupri has a 7-month-old. And he’s already fallen behind on his child support payments already.

And his secret baby mama has chosen now, when Short Stacks has almost half a million dollars in tax debt and a house that’s not all the way out of foreclosure, to hit him with a lawsuit for back taxes.

An Atlanta-area woman is suing music producer Jermaine Dupri over missed child support payments after a judge recently ordered him to pay her.

Fulton County Superior Court Judge Margaret Dorsey told the Grammy-winning producer in March to pay $2,500 a month and an additional $7,500 to Sarai Jones, based on the results of a paternity test.

Jones’ attorney, Randy Kessler, said Jones hopes that she and Dupri “can work together to co-parent their beautiful baby girl,” who is 7 months old.

Dupri’s lawyer, James Kane, declined to comment.

The lawsuit was filed at a time when Dupri is facing financial troubles.

Channel 2 Action News first reported that Dupri’s mansion on Mount Paran Road in northwest Atlanta was in foreclosure and set to be auctioned on the courthouse steps, but the sale was canceled at the last minute.

The law firm handling the foreclosure would not say why the sale was stopped.

Suntrust Bank had started foreclosure on an original loan amount of more than $2.5 million.

According to records Channel 2 obtained from the Georgia Department of Revenue, Jermaine Dupri Mauldin owes the state $493,768.75 in back taxes for 2007.

SMH, what is JD’s life about right now? And in case you’re thinking what we thought at first, if you do the math, this baby was more likely the result of some rebound sex and not the reason for the JD/Damita Jo break-up.

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Um JD, Whatever happened to “Money Ain’t A Thang”???

Channel 2 Action News has learned that Jermaine Dupri’s mansion on Mount Paran Road in northwest Atlanta was in foreclosure and set to be auctioned on the courthouse steps last week, but the sale was canceled at the last minute.

The law firm handling the foreclosure would not say why the sale was stopped.

Suntrust Bank had started foreclosure on an original loan amount of more than $2.5 million.

According to records Channel 2 obtained from the Georgia Department of Revenue, Jermaine Dupri Mauldin owes the state $493,768.75 in back taxes for 2007.

Channel 2′s Tom Regan also spoke with a contractor who has a filed a lien against Dupri’s property.

Shane Cox of Design Logistics said Dupri still owes him $12,000 for managing the star’s mansion. His services included renovation and design.

“We would bring everything in, assemble, set up. Hang all the art. The art hanging in the house. Things along those lines. I feel he’s a pretty nice guy. I hope he will come forward and take care of the debt we have,” Cox told Regan.

Regan also spoke with Fayette County Tax Commissioner George Wingo. Wingo sent Regan documents showing Dupri owes $14,024.67 in unpaid property taxes, fees and penalties in connection with another home Dupri owns.

Time to get some more DJ gigs Jermaine!

We know that JD has been working with the fresh out the bing Da Brat, so hopefully she can help him get his paper up.

We’re just glad Janet didn’t get caught up in Short Stacks’ money problems and has moved on to that billionaire boyfriend!

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Think JD is climbing these walls? We did too… Until we got a closer look.

The woman seen leaving L.A. eatery The Veggie Grill is actually popular celebrity stylist April Roomet. The blonde is famous for her height (she’s 6’3 in heels!!!) and has a son with Tyson Beckford. So while she may be down with the swirl she’s not getting chopped by Short Stacks! April has a lot of famous PLATONIC friends, including JD. She’s been on her styling game for over ten years. More shots of April and short stacks Dupri below… SMH at him rubbing his lil greedy gut.

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Diddy Dirty Money performed at the Tabernacle in Atlanta last night and BOSSIP was in the building to watch it go down.

Opening acts Tyga and Lloyd warmed up the crowd before Diddy Dirty Money came out. The group made quite an entrance, complete with a pulsating light show and big screen displays. Unfortunately when Diddy jumped of the rafters he fell on his a*s, but he later told the crowd he’d rather fall in ATL than anywhere else. In addition to performing tracks from the Last Train To Paris album, Diddy also performed old school Bad Boy hits, including a tribute set to Notorious B.I.G. He also brought out Da Brat and Jermaine Dupri, had YC come perform his hit “Racks” and gave the stage up for hometown hero Big Boi.

Check out the pictures below:

Photo Credit: Julia Beverly