Would You Buy MJ’s Dirty Drawls For 1 Mili?

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They are selling Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear on eBay:

Michael Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants have a sensational past. They were part of the evidence confiscated in 2003 by then-Santa Barbara DA Tom Sneddon, who wanted a DNA sample for his unsuccessful child-molestation case against the washed-up King of Pop. The briefs are part of a stash of Jacko artifacts offered by New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case. For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One’s handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream.

Whoever buys those things is one sick f*ck. Yuck.

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Random Ridiculousness

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Some British tabloid is reporting that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are “secretly” seeing each other:

We really shouldn’t be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson. But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he’d been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson. The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael… and it seems the feeling is mutual. A source said: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. “They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar.”

We know that Michael is a white girl lover, but dating sex fiend Pamela Anderson?  Come on now, if MJ is hittin that, kudos to him, but for some reason this is hard to believe. He probably hasn’t had his little wee wee up in a real woman in a minute.

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Fill in the Blank

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Today is Michael Jackson’s 50th birthday. Here is what he had to say:

“I feel very young,” he said. Asked if he has an AARP card, he said, “Not that I know of.” Speaking in a barely audible voice at times, Jacko said he plans to mark the occasion by watching cartoons with his kids.

Fill in the Blank: What MJ really meant to say is that he’s spending his birthday doing ______________.

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Check out what Michael would’ve have really looked like at 50 minus the plastic surgery right now… Continue »

Poor Thang

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Michael Jackson was spotted mobbing through Planet Hollywood in Vegas in some pajama pants looking like the poster child for plastic surgery gone wrong. Well, at least he’s not wearing a surgical mask and rolling around in a wheelchair anymore.

When The Checks Stop Coming In

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Damn, Mike is doing his brothers dirty:

Michael Jackson hasn’t spoken to his brothers since he was acquitted of child molestation charges three years ago – even though they’ve been trying to reach him about money he owes them. Sources say Wacko Jacko owes Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie Jackson $840,000 in royalties from their Jackson 5 hits. Since Michael won’t talk to them, and is said to be in a wheelchair, it’s unlikely he’ll join his siblings on Sept. 4 when they pick up their lifetime achievement salutes at the BMI Urban Awards.

That’s some fu*k sh*t right there, Mike know them niccas need that money bad. Especially Jermaine with his broke ass, no job having, eight kids having ass.

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Poor Thang

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Michael Jackson has been spotted recently rolling around in a wheelchair:

New photos show the faded King of Pop wearing pajamas and being pushed around a Las Vegas bookstore in a wheelchair with his three children.

“He looks really frail. His skin was peeling and . . . he looks so thin and gaunt.”

Jackson, 49, showed up wearing pajamas and slippers and spent about two hours Monday inside a Barnes & Noble store in Sin City, where he lives. He browsed through children’s books and CDs while the kids sat separately at a reading table. The one-time chart-topping star wore a black scarf to cover most of his face, a surgical-style mask and a Marines baseball cap. Jackson and the kids – Prince I, 11; daughter Paris, 10; and Prince II, 6 – left separately. Workers carted a box of books into their waiting SUV. It’s unclear if Jackson has some new health worries, but he has claimed he has skin problems that force him to cover himself at all times.

Damn, Mike, what’s really good??

Peep Prince 1, Paris, and Prince 2, aka “Blanket” just below:

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Quote of the Day

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Michael Jackson was named the worst father of the year in an online poll:

“Dangling a baby out of a Berlin hotel window! We’re not sure what’s crazier: Michael’s unique approach to parenting, or the fact that a woman was willing to carry the children of a twice-alleged child molester.”

Damn. Poor Mike can’t seem to catch a break. His is a tragic tale to the bone.

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Check out MJ’s baby’s mom right about now… Continue »

One Last Hope

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During Janet Jackson’s special guest appearance at 106 & Park, she made a hint of a possible collaboration with brother Michael.

Click HERE to get the full scoop on this potential partnership. Maybe one day we’ll find out if Mike still has what it takes, SMH.

An Interesting Mix

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Down-low suspect Ne-yo has some pretty big music projects coming down the pike.

Click HERE to read more about his upcoming musical ventures with some of the biggest names in the biz.

MJ’s Making Appearances

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Michael Jackson and his pretty boy military swag hit up Christian Audigier’s 50th Birthday Bash in Hollyweird this weekend.  We’re really curious as to what Mike is going to look like in 10-20 years.  We wouldn’t be surprised if he had that lace-front in full effect even then.  Poor thang.

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Michael’s New Jawn

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Click HERE to listen to MJ’s brand new track from his latest album set to drop sometime this year. No spoilers here – you’ll have to hear it for yourselves.

Never Never Land

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The other Pied Pedo is in the news this morning:

“Michael Jackson avoided foreclosure on his spectacular Neverland Ranch Sunday when a new bank took over the mortgage on the property. The 2,700-acre spread, complete with amusement park and menagerie, had been expected to be auctioned off this week after Jacko defaulted on payments.

But Colony Capital, a real estate investment firm, bought the $23.5 million mortgage and said it was negotiating a new payment plan. Jackson, 49, will likely sell the property, and soccer star David Beckham is one of the celebs reportedly thinking of buying it.”

For someone with money problems, he sure has a lot of stacks coming his way. It looks like Jacko’s world is crumbling around him, but it’s impossible to take pity on a dude who likes to have sleep overs with young boys and force his “offspring” to wear masks.

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Untainted Jacksons

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Here is a photograph of Rebbie Jackson and her daughters Stacy and Yashi. So, this is type of offspring Jackson DNA can produce without all the plastic surgery and ugly ass babymoms. These ladies are beautiful it’s hard to believe they are related to Michael.

Mike Has Sworn Off Women

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MJ is back in the studio and is so serious that he’s banned his kids and “sworn off women”:

“Michael is producing the album himself and then will sell it to a record company when he’s finished.” To maintain the utmost concentration, “Michael has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn’t want any distractions.” Jacko has also sworn off women for the time being, despite never seeming to care much for them anyway. Jackson – who supposedly had been seeing his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba – told pals, “He’s not going to be involved in any personal relationships with women until he gets this record done. He’s dumped the nanny – she’s not around any more.”

That sounds super suspect. We can’t even remember MJ giving two rats asses about any broad. Ever.

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Jack Attack (He may be Back)

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The artist that used to be known as Michael Jackson may return to the stage:

“Michael Jackson, whose fortunes financially and theatrically have trickled down, was offered $35 mil. To some this is hardly decent money, but since he’s in hock and bankrupt and borrowing and semibusted, the amount is not really an insult, right? The deal calls for him to re-emerge. In Person. And do his “Thriller” shtick. Not on video. In the flesh. In London’s Millennium Dome, which seats 20,000. Should it work, should he be a hit, should the thing go, should he be able to sustain the pressure, should he sell out, he’d get another 20 nights. Promoters are asking – is he broke enough to go back onstage live?”

Who knows? This could turn his family fortune around. Not likely though. On the plus side, Michael should have no trouble at all reprising the role of the Thriller. He won’t even need to use any additional make up.

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