Hottest Lacefront in the Game

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Here is the cover of the upcoming issue of Ebony Magazine with child lover Michael Jackson. 25 years after Thriller and this guy is still trying to make a comeback. Maybe he should just start a company selling lacefront wigs, his thangs be on point for real.

His face looks like it might buckle in any day now (See thumbnail). Yikes.

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Jermaine Jackson Has No Dough

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Jermaine Jackson is unemployed and broke. He states, “I currently do not have any employment” and “I do not have any income from which to pay support.” This support is what is supposed to go to his estranged wife Alejandra Jackson who is the mother of two of his eight children, Jaffar and Jermajesty. Alejandra, who also has two teenage children from a previous relationship with Jermaine’s youngest brother Randy and has been living with Jackson’s mother Katherine for quite sometime, claims that she is broke as hell and only makes $81 a month.

$81 a month? Having kids that are siblings as well as cousins? Having a son named Jermajesty? Come on, that’s a reality show right there. Obviously, Jermaine and Alejandra aren’t up on that D-list game.

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Kanye, Ne-Yo, and Will.i.am Team Up for Michael Jackson’s New Album

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MJ sure has a colorful list of characters working on his new album. Kanye West, Will.i.am, and Ne-Yo are all on the roster to help Michael make another comeback. He is most likely an inspiration to all of them and this is what Will.i.am said went down when he received a phone call from the King of Pop:

“Michael called me out of the blue and I just didn’t believe it was him. I was like, ‘Come on, who is this, how did you get my number? Stop playing around.’ He said, ‘No it’s really me, it’s Michael.’ I still didn’t believe it was him and was like, ‘Dude, seriously, I got to go.’”

That conversation was probably hilarious. We can just hear Mike now in that sweet little voice of his saying “No really, it’s me, Michael.” What 49 year-old man talks like that?

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Weirdos Need Love Too

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Michael Jackson is married to Prince, Paris, and Blanket’s nanny 40 year-old Grace Rwaramba. Jacko and Grace got hitched in Vegas earlier this year.

This is way off topic, but Michael’s hair be on point. His hair looks better than most broads in the industry. He needs to hook Britney up with his hair stylist’s contact info, stat.

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What is Wrong With This Picture?????

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Jacko was recently spotted with his masked up kids. Here is his son ‘Blanket’. Poor thang.

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We must ask, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???????

Jacko and R. Kelly Sue Joe Camel

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Jay-Z’s 40/40 club in NYC has been hit by a lawsuit for failing to pay royalties. Via NY Post:

Megastars Michael Jackson, R. Kelly and more than a dozen music publishers have banded together against Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club – rapping the Chelsea hotspot with a federal lawsuit for allegedly skimping on royalties.The popular 40/40 Club, co-owned by Jay-Z and two business partners, has danced around licensing rules to entertain clubgoers with “unauthorized public performance of musical compositions,” according to a lawsuit filed yesterday in Manhattan federal court.

Broadcast Music Inc. led the charge on behalf of Jackson and more than a dozen artists and music publishing companies, seeking unspecified damages for copyright infringement from the club and co-owners Desiree Gonzalez – who has the primary responsibility for operations and management – and Juan Perez.

Joe Camel knows Jacko and R. Kelly have pedo-legal bills to pay, you got to pay to play. Is that Rihanna or LJ texting Joe C.?

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Looks Like A Wannabe “Thriller” To Us

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Ne-Yo discusses writing Michael Jackson’s new upcoming comeback album:

“I’m not trying to top Thriller. Anybody trying to top something that’s already been done is fighting a losing battle. It was a different industry back then, a different way of thinking and people were easier to impress. Everything in music has been done now, so Michael needs to find his place again.”

I guess it would be hard to top the creative genius of that Thriller album, but it hasn’t been hard for Ne-Yo (among others) to imitate the choreography. Honestly, I think Michael should just keep it in the closet, not really interested in him making a comeback even if the hottest songwriting mer-man (man mermaid) in the game right now is doing the writing.

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Jacko Tries to Block Auction

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A former business partner of Michael Jackson who won a collection of various Jacko items in a New Jersey bankruptcy case is upset because Jacko was granted a temporary retraining order blocking his planned auction. The guy tells Page Six:

There are a couple of paintings Jackson made of children, of boys – naked,” Altomare told Page Six. “And there are some of his whitening creams, some sex aids . . . some of the old records in his sealed [sexual molestation] court case.

“This is stuff we have kept from the auction out of respect to Mr. Jackson. The guy has troubles. We all have skeletons in the closet and, if Michael hadn’t put up a fuss, I might have quietly, discreetly, just given it to him. I’m a Brooklyn kid and a gentleman . . . But if he p – - – - s me off, I may end up auctioning them.”

Obviously, pictures of skin whitening cream and naked boys are not a good look but I don’t think anyone would be surprised at this point. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

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Freak Reunion Tour?????

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La Toya Jackson recently told Extra TV that there is a strong possibility of Janet and Jacko teaming up soon and hinted that the entire family may get together. La Toya said she didn’t “want to spill the beans”.

The best place for a family reunion for the Jackson’s is in some family therapy.

Was he talking to the kids at the beginning? Naomi is bangin, yup.

Janet Jackson: Michael Called Me ‘Fat Hog"

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Janet Jackson recently discussed a complex she developed from brother Jacko calling her a ‘fat hog” when they were kids. Michael reportedly called her “Slaughter Hog”. That Michael sure knows how to be creative, never heard of that one.

Whatever type of verbal abuse was going in the Jackson’s crib, some really fu*ked up stuff went down because everyone has a new nose among other changes.

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