Everyone Wants to be a Stripper

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Britney Spears sliding up and down the pole in shots from her new video “Get Back”. I know this pole-dancing fascination is becoming way too conventional these days with housewives taking exotic-dancing lessons at the local health club, but Britney’s ass look like she could work at Magic City for real with those damn microbraids in her hair.

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Britney Steals $14,796 Worth of Stuff…

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And damaged $6,471 worth of clothing, shoes, and accessories for a recent OK! Magazine photoshoot. This broad has always been touched, but she is officially, officially out of her god-loving mind. This b*tch was smearing fried chicken grease on ish, had her dog pooping on dresses, and was demanding someone go out to her car and get her copy of Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation during her photo shoot, SMH.

Click on the thumbnails to view the scans of the August 6th issue of OK! Magazine to read more on this foolishness.

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In White Folks News: Got Rocks????????

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Britney Spears’ wig game is in need of some improvement. The poor thang was spotted in Hollyweird recently buying a new dog. She started her Whitney Houston downward spiral process pretty early in her career. It’s like she wants to head back to the trailer park, one day at a time. She will get there.

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Britney Winehouse

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This is absolutely un-newsworthy, but we all can appreciate the fact that Britney Spears has taken a break from those 99 cent blonde wigs and has upgraded to a $5 black Amy Winehouse hair piece.

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D-List Love: Shar’s Knocked Up with Another Little K-Fraud

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Shar Jackson is reportedly knocked up again. Of course she is going to go back and get pregnant by the guy who left her and the kids or was this all planned???? I bet her and K-Fraud have been laughing together all the way to the bank all this time.

Bishop Don Juan would be proud of such “game”.

T-Pain Is A Moron

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When asked what working with Britney Spears was like computerized vocalist, T-Pain describes the experience as “The Most Beautiful Thing in the World”. He also shares his insight on her god-awful public appearances:

“You can’t hate Britney Spears because you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, she’s still on TV.”

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Fill in The Blank: Britney Spears

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Britney Spears was recently spotted in Cali in this get-up.

FILL IN THE BLANK: Britney Spears probably needs_____________.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Britney Spears was spotted outside the House of Blues yesterday. She needs to talk to Tyra or Beyonce to help her out with the wig game, I am sure she has more hair than both of them by now. What I want to know is, what the fu*k happened, what did that K-Fraud do or say to her? If she was smart and read gossip blogs all day, she would have thrown that wiggered-out TimberFAKE to the curb, two years and two babies ago. Now look. SMH.

Poor thang.

Washed Up

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Poor thang. Britney Spears made a surprise performance at the House of Blues in San Diego. Click here to watch of a clip of the come-back performance.

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In White Folks News: Fill in The Blank Edition

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It was only a matter of time before that trailer-park steez was going to come out, full blast. Britney Spears was spotted in LA over the weekend with some interesting gear.

FILL IN THE BLANK: If you had to describe Brtiney Spears in a couple words, it would be ___________________.

Are You Feelin’ These Get-Ups??

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Britney Spears is a consistent mess, but I’m surprised at Jessica…those high-waisted pants are not flattering her body at all!

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Britney Spears rehearsed at a dance studio in LA yesterday. She should talk to Beyonce about getting her wig game together.

FILL IN THE BLANK: If you had to describe Brtiney’s fashion sense, you would call it______________________.

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Still Sloppy

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Britney Spears was spotted going to her sister’s birthday party last night in Beverly Hills with a see-through shirt and a new wig. Oh yeah, it looks like she had a little spill, or someone “spilled” something on her shirt. What type of substance do you think is on the poor girl’s shirt?

Sources are reporting K-Fraud got $13 million in his divorce settlement, not $1 million as had been widely reported by mainstream media sources. Shar probably can’t wait to spend some more of Britney’s money.

In White Folks News: K-Fraud Gets His Cash

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Britney Spears and K-Fraud setttled up their financial and custody dispute today. According to sources, K-Fraud walks away with 50/50 custody and $1 million dollars. Nice come-up for him. It looks like Britney said f*ck it, take 50/50 custody of the kids, I don’t want to give you anymore of my money. Lets see, she is now crazy, with a bald head, two kids from a loser, and still giving away money to the back-up dancer. Yup, she got OWNED!

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FILL IN THE BLANK: Girl Interrupted

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Britney Spears checked back into rehab today and was spotted yesterday getting crazy with papparazi. In other news, K-Fraud and his attorney had an emergency hearing with a judge to discuss custody of the kids.

FILL IN THE BLANK: Britney Spears will probably be _________ within the next six months.

SMH. You knew it was only a matter of time before that “trailer park” in her came out.