In White Folks News: Britney Spears Likely Will Lose Custody of Her Kids

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Via New York Post Page Six

BRITNEY Spears’ wild and crazy nights with new pals Paris Hilton and Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis have caught the eye not only of her concerned fans and the public – but also of the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services.

A source close to the singer said, “The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.”

Other than drinking and driving, driving with a toddler on her lap, having sex in the bathroom with Brandon Davis last week, bringing her trailer park children around her new BFF and role model- skanky Paris Hilton , and showing her cooch to the world frequently, Britney Spears may be a good mother worthy of keeping her kids.

Forget the iron clad pre-nup, if K-Fraud gets those kids, that is all he needs for some fat checks. More of Britney’s money may be going to Shar’s pockets as well if her and K-Fraud who spent Thanksgiving together rekindle their relationship.

Random Ridiculousness: Flava of Love Chicks: New York and Buckwild….BFF Wars Blondes vs. Brunettes

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New York’s Z cup runneth over…bad idea, Tiffany those fake tits are horrible!

I wanna know who the hell is gonna write an ESSAY to go out with this chick…Spotted at juicy-news:WANNA KICK WITCHA GIRL ????

HERE’S HOW WRITE ME AN ESSAY SAYING WHY YOU SHOULD BE CHOSEN TO GO TO LUNCH WITH ME. SOMETHING REAL, SOMETHING OFF THE HOOK, ITS UP TO YOU BUT IT BETTER BE OFF THE HOOK DAWG!! YES I WOULD BE WILLING TO COME TO YOUR CITY TO KICK IT WITH YOU FOR THE DAY, BUT YOUR ESSAY BETTER BE ON POINT! BUCKWILD TAKEN YOU BACK TO SCHOOL! THIS IS FOR BUCKWILD FANS ONLY!! HATERS NEED NOT APPLY…..MY BODYGUARD WILL BE COMING TO LUNCH WITH US! HE WILL GET BUCKWILD ON YO ASS IF HE HAVE TOO! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS ON THE TOP OF YOUR ESSAY. EMAIL ALL ESSAYS TO: BUCKWILDFANCLUB@YAHOO.COM. DEADLINE IS JANUARY 1st, 2007 WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED FEBRUARY 1st, 2007 (WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED BY PHONE AND ON MY MYSPACE BULLETIN)

I hope the winner gets a scholarship after writing in 250 words or less why Buckwild is ridiculous.

Kim K. seems to be officially kicked to the curb by Paris Hilton for Britney “Twat Shot” Spears. Spears and Hilton were spotted hanging out again for Britney’s 25th along with meth-head Fergie. I hope Britney has a good nanny…

According to Page Six Kim has found her own Britney: Gastineau that is…

In White Folks News: Oochie Coochie, No No No-Britney’s Pink Toe on Display Once Again

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The Vagina Monologues—Britney: La-Dee-Da driving pantyless and slighty intoxicated in the midnight hour is quite refreshing. Oops, what was that? How do you pump gas again? Let me get out the car and have a ganders..

Britney: Oops I did it again (you knew that was coming, lol)! Gosh darn it, these flimsy little dresses. I’m glad they were able to fit me in for a brazilian even after recently giving birth…
Pics spotted @ fadedyouth

Britney previously getting out of the car sans skivvies with raunch-extraordinaire Paris Hilton. Click here for full view. I think I just lost my breakfast, YUCK!!!Britney Spears is definitely the victor over Rihanna in the race for the grossest crotch-shots!

In White Folks News: Cameron Diaz Says She Won’t Marry Justin Timberlake

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Cameron Diaz went on Ellen today and said she wouldn’t marry Justin. Is Justin just a young sex toy for her? Cameron admitted she is “commitment-phobic” and said:

“I don’t want to get married, I just want to catch the bouquet because I have a collection of bouquets”

According to The New York Post:: Britney has been telling pals “I gave birth for two-and-a-half years, and now I want to party.”

Britney Spears went out again with her new BFF Paris Hilton, she has gone out like 5 nights in a row showing her coochand ass in the process. She seems to be screaming HELP ME! Time to start thinking about taking them kids away from her. Her recent reckless and skanky trailer park steez is probably going to help K-Fraud’s custody case— most likely help Shar out $$$ with some child support checks.

K-Frauds lawyer: Look at this slut of a mother Britney Spears who parties every night with Paris Hilton, the kids are better off with Shar and Kevin.

Lindsay Hohan AKA Firecrotch was spotted scooping up some diamond encrusted handcuffs that cost $820 at Fred Segal in LA on Sunday. Wonder what those are for?

FILL IN THE BLANK: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were spotted partying together some more this weekend.

FILL IN THE BLANK: These two skanks are________________.

Via Page Six

BRITNEY Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she’s having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records – but she nees more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. “She is kind of a mess,” said an insider. “She won’t take anyone’s advice.”

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Lookin Kinda Bi

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New BFF skanks, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been making the rounds at parties in Hollyweird pretty hard during the week. It’s bad enough that the little kids have K-Fraud as a father, they got to deal with an absent mom who looks “lost” and going from one loser to another: Paris Hilton.

Britney Spears looks like she was enjoying that kiss a lot more than Madonna.

Hold Up, Nicole Richie Looks Kinda Good

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Either Nicole Richie is laying off that heroin or eating a few cheeseburgers. She looked good last night at that boring ass AMA’s. Black Eyed Peas winning best hip-hop album award should ensure the AMA’s will continue have no credibility.

The highlight of the AMA’s show was K-Fraud being thrown into the ocean with Britney Spears presenting right after that. Click here to watch via TMZ. LMAO@ Jimmy Kimmel calling K-FRAUD the world’s first “NO HIT WONDER”. K-Fraud scan ganked from Juicy-News.

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Parties with Mario Lopez in Vegas

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Via People Magazine:

Britney Spears’s post-breakup tour has taken her to Las Vegas – and she finally hit the town this weekend, winning big at the blackjack table and partying with Dancing with the Stars’ Mario Lopez, sources tell PEOPLE…She also was introduced to Mario Lopez at The Mint. The two, along with a small group, then headed up to Moon Nightclub and partied the night away.

This broad really knows how to pick em. K-Fraud who is currently plotting on her pockets and now a guy who cheated on his first wife Ali Landry two weeks into his marriage. This smells like Mario called his publicist early in the morning to spread the good news, hoping Dancing with The Stars and Britney Spears can help him jump up to the C-list.

Here is TOMKAT’S official wedding photo, looking very Scientology. They fooled some people and were actually married in the U.S. but the ceremony was held in Rome, Italy.

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Taking K-Fraud Back

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Via People Magazine

Kevin Federline traveled to Las Vegas for work – to shoot his “Lose Control” video – but, with wife Britney Spears in tow, managed to find time for fun.

On Thursday night, Federline, 28, Spears, 24, their 10-month-old son, Sean Preston, and seven friends hit the Sin City restaurant Tao at the Venetian, where Mom and Dad dined on Buddha Chicken and Kobe Sirloin and baby Sean enjoyed mashed carrots, spinach and asparagus prepared just for him by head chef Josh Thomsen, a source tells PEOPLE. After half an hour of canoodling, Spears headed to Tao at the Venetian with a few girlfriends and watched the dance floor from a private perch, while at Pure, Federline took center stage, emceeing from the DJ booth. And he knew how to work the crowd – “Lose Control” was played four times, and by the final spin, the crowd was chanting along.

SMH at Britney making nice, why didn’t he request custody of Shar’s babies? Dude is after your pockets and fame dumb bitch. Word is she has been wearing her wedding ring as well. It’s time to stop throwing up WACK ASS GENERIC PEACE SIGNS, THE TIME HAS COME! K-Fraud just told you this.

Via New York POST PAGE SIX

Blind Item:WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?

Sounds like Britney and K-FRAUD to me.

Denise Richards: Can I get a little refill for my herpes and crabs?

Denise Richards to friend: Yeah, I can’t believe my outbreak came back so soon but they hooked me up with a refill.

Pharrell: Black Women Need Not Apply

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According to the Panache Report, Pharrell while discussing his work on Britney Spear’s album in Miami listed the top five women he would date.

1. Natalie Portman
2. The blonde chick in the group Sugababes
3. One of Talib Kweli’s back up dancers
4. Nelly Furtado
5. Model Elle MacPherson

This is the #1 girl on Pharell’s list, Natalie Portman. SMH at Pharell’s list and the fact he gave Paris Hilton a “Honorable Mention”.

The beautiful Kerry Washington would smoke all those girls. Apprently, K-CI is not the only one smoking rocks these days.

Kevin Federline to Crowd : "You know I’m a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

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According to People Magazine, K-Fraud said the following last night at his “free concert”:

Playing the role of a rap Casanova, Federline, who is seeking sole custody of his kids with Britney Spears, leaned into the crowd to touch the hands of women who were reaching toward him. Several songs into the set, he referenced his breakup with Spears. “Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here,” said the rapper. “You know I’m a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?”

SMH at on his garbage songs, all he does is brag about his wife being a “superstar” and how much money and ice he has. Time to change up the lyrics real quick.

FILL IN THE BLANK: K-FRAUD WILL BE____________________ IN 6 MONTHS.

UPDATE: K-Fed’s Money Ploy

TMZ has learned Kevin Federline was speaking to his lawyer about divorcing Britney Spears more than a month before she filed legal papers to end the marriage.

Sources say Federline was communicating with attorney Mark Kaplan, talking about divorcing Spears and angling to cash in on her fortune. Federline’s right to money is extremely limited because of the prenup. TMZ knows the terms of the prenup, and they are not good news for K-Fed. We’re told the only thing he’ll get is less than 20% of the value of the couple’s Malibu estate, valued at approximately $10 million, and spousal support for one year. We’re told the support he’ll get is less than $250,000.

Another One Bites The Dust: Actress Regina King and Husband Divorcing

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Another hour, another Hollyweird divorce.

Via New York Post Page Six :

Regina King and husband Ian Alexander are divorcing over the usual allegations: “physical abuse, drug use, and extramarital affairs” .

Vivica Fox in August: Don’t let any man beat your ass Regina, your so much better than that. If Ian is hitting rocks, you need to get him some help.

Hollyweird couples who have bit the dust in the last two weeks:
Britney Spears and Kevin Federfraud
Chris Rock and Malaak Compton-Rock
Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Files for Divorce, Federline The New Chris Judd

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Via our friends at TMZ:

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees. Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped hysique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather it was “a string of events.”


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Via our friends at TMZ:

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We’re told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

Britney Spears on Letterman last night. Like Whitney, getting rid of baggage seems to do a look good. Notice how her ring was missing last night. Those broke back up dancer husband’s don’t seem to last too long. Sounds like K-Fraud was trying to blame Britney for his poor rapping skills and this led to the final beef.

Kevin Federline: B*tch, it’s your fault 70 people showed up at my concert, your too f*ckin famous dumb b*tch, you got everyone laughing at me.” BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM

Britney: Kevin stop…It’s not my fault your album is garbage, if you didn’t know me, 2 people would of showed up…BAM BAM BAM

Eminem Rides Against Kevin Federline, Says He Slept with Britney Spears, Tara Reid, and Mariah Carey

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Eminem on his Sirius Shady 45 radio show on Britney Spears husband and “aspiring rapper” Kevin Federline:

“He’s tried everything and failed at it. If I was in his situation, I’d just keep knocking her up and then go to the club.”

On Z-list actress Tara Reid:

Eminem says he has sexual relations with Tara“before all the disease and stuff.”

Although it is old news he had a fling with Mariah Carey, he says:

”Yes, me and Mariah did have a relationship for about a good six, seven months,” said Em. “(But) it didn’t work. I wasn’t really into what she was into; our personalities collided. She’s a diva, and I’m a little more regular, I guess.”

Em went on to blast Mariah for saying they never had a relationship, calling her words that start with the letters “b” and “c.” “I can never deny her talent, but the fact that she denied we ever had something, that’s bad.”

Eminem previously told Rolling Stone, he didn’t like Mariah as a person. Well Em, as you may know, it’s tough to like any person when you hate yourself. It’s time to put people on blast when ratings at the Shady 45 radio show are leaning back? If so, nice marketing move.
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When is a Model Too Young to Rock a Kini?

Via Faded Youth:

“In what seems to be a growing trend, designer Ashley Paige, whose celeb clients include Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, and the Hilton sisters, has come under fire for parading a young girl down the catwalk with models in skimpy bikinis during a sold out show at the Los Angeles Fashion Week.”

Maybe I am off but it seems this girls mother should be slapped. The culture is going in a direction where this is not ok. She may want to watch the new hit show “To Catch a Predator”. LMAO at how fast the predators were running on the video and how they put everyone on blast (teachers, rabbi’s, doctors, lawyers, etc).