Britney Spears’ Kid Saying the F-word Already

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Apparently, Britney’s sons are taking after one of their parents:

Britney Spears may need to break out a bar of soap. In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone, she says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths.

“They’re starting to learn words like ‘stupid,’ and Preston says the F-word now sometimes,” Spears, 26, reveals.

“He doesn’t get it from us,” the singer stresses. “He must get it from his daddy [Kevin Federline]. I say it, but not around my kids.”

Britney says it isn’t her, but she’s a damn lie. She was probably cursing around her own mom since she could speak. And we already know Jamie Lynn was getting chopped down in the house when she was like 12. SMH

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Poor Thang

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Britney Spears has a new album coming out and is drumming up some press by releasing a video documentary on MTV:

In the special, Spears likens her life to the Bill Murray film “Groundhog Day,” in which every day is the same. “It’s like ‘Groundhog Day’ every day,” she says. “It’s really boring. Normal is really different for everybody. In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me. It could be a lot worse.” “I used to be a cool chick,” she says. “But I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me — like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I’m not anymore.” “I had let people into my life that were just bad people,” she said, adding later, “You’re so busy you don’t see what’s going on. You don’t have time to stop and think. … It’s important to have good people around you.”

She also talks a lot about the demise of her marriage to Kevin Federline. “When it ended I felt so alone,” she explains. “I didn’t really wanna think about the reality of it. I never faced it. I just ran. He started to do an album for himself and he started to do things for himself, and I just never saw him anymore.”

“My trust has really been battered,” she says. “Sometimes it can get kinda lonely. I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself. I let certain people into my life that were just bad people … because I was lonely. I really paid the consequences for that. Big time.”

She didn’t know that suspect K-Fraud was rubbing his trailer park hands together thinking about her stacks and his own fame? That shady K-Fraud left her with 2 kids, crazy, and no career. SMH.

He Cain’t Eat Ciggarette Butts, Yall???

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Despite her attempt to turn it around, Britney Spears is so utterly effed up you have to speak on it. Her son, Jayden ate “something” and reportedly had a seizure. Then the story was updated saying, “Oh, no, he’s fine.”

Now we’ve gotten to the bottom of why Jayden James was rushed to the hospital yesterday. Sources tell TMZ he ingested something that didn’t agree with him. We are told, contrary to several reports, it was NOT a seizure. We’re told he’ll probably be discharged tomorrow. As for Ms. Britney Spears, she was “worried” but is now fine.–P.S. Britney and others have been trying to get in touch with K-Fed to let him know what’s going on, but haven’t had any luck.

If you’ve ever seen someone have a seizure, you know you can’t confuse that ish with anything. She’s just blatantly irresponsible and no amount of rehab or psychiatric medication is going to make her a decent parent and the video pretty much sums that up.

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It’s a Wrap, Game Over

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Click here to see Britney’s new video. Poor thang, we really want to see her come back up. It just doesn’t look like that’s going to happen. R.I.P, Britney Spears’ career. Someone tell ol’ girl the super gimmicky pop stuff is not working anymore.

Everyone Wants to Save This Broad

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Bishop Don “magic” Magic is a new member of the save Britney Spears coalition and here what he has to say to reach out to her:

“Britney all I need is 33 minutes of your time to sit down, to talk and to find out what it is that you’re missing in your life to fulfill your dreams because dreams do come true. I’ve been there. I’ve done that. I understand what you are going through Britney and you don’t have to go through it like that. One day at a time. That’s all God asks for. One day at a time. Don’t worry about the day before or the day after.”

At this point, Britney has to save herself. But it’s a nice gesture. Hopefully he won’t try to step her game up in the style department. SMH at dude’s fit.

If you want to be put up on game on who Don Juan is, check out a documentary on Livesteez.

Click here to see Brit rockin some coochie cutters.

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Lil’ Romeo: That Baby Ain’t Mine

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Lil’ Romeo is denying the rumors that he had a intimate relationship with Jamie Lynn Spears and is the father of her unborn child:

“The child is definitely not mine! No way! She and Casey are getting married and that’s the end of it.”

He might not be the father, but he know he beat that at least once. SMH.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Uncle of Britney Spears and her 16 year-old pregnant little sister Jamie Lynn has some dirt on the family. Here is what “Uncle Willie” has to say:

William Spears claims “history is repeating itself” – because Jamie-Lynn wasn’t planned. The relative reveals that the young actress’ father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant – because he had had a vasectomy after the couple’s second child, Britney. Uncle Willie says, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.” William Spears alleges his big brother then demanded a DNA test that proved he was the baby’s biological father. “That’s why they named her Jamie-Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”

SMH.

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Ho Sit Down

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Britney Spears got a wee bit out of pocket when watching the Grammys recently:

On Beyonce’s duet with the Queen:

“She sure knows how to toss her hair. Too bad she can’t dance as good as Tina — who’s old enough to be her grandmother!”

On Amy Winehouse’s performance:

“Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!”

Yeah b*tch, we wonder if you remembers your wack ass come back performance at the VMA’s where you looked like you were on horse tranquilizers. Here are a few stills to freshen up your memory:

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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One-time escorted Britney Spears to the hospital for ‘ridin dirty crazy again. This is not even funny, she needs to stop getting pimped by back-up dancers and papparazi, get off those rocks, and get some help.

Medical officials are checking to see if she is on rocks and performing a psychological evaluation. Poor thang.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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This ish ain’t even funny anymore. Britney Spears walked around naked in a California Betsey Johnson store recently and here are what some of the employees had to say:

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you *****ng come near me!’”

“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent… I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.”

Poor thang.

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Shar’s Advice to Britney

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Shar Jackson wants Britney Spears to get it together:

“I’m just one of those people that believe you need to take care of yourself before you can take care of anybody else. My only advice would be take care of yourself. If you need help for whatever reason, go get it. Do whatever you have to do for those babies.”

Who is she fooling? Of course she would want Britney to get well. A stronger Britney means that K-Fraud has more alimony to take care of her kids.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital early this morning after reportedly being on rocks and refusing to hand over her kids to K-Fraud.

K-Fraud is going to end up keeping the kids for good and getting more of her stacks. This sh*t is like a Jerry Springer show. SMH.

In White Folks News: Who Will Die First?????

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Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse were both spotted yesterday looking rocked out.

Who do you think will die first if they don’t get any serious treatment for being on rocks????

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Diddy Still Has Mo’ Problems

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The guy Diddy socked up over some girl in the club last week is denying reports he will not sue for Diddy for millions. In white folks news, Britney Spears visitation rights were just suspended.

Why are Diddy and Spears in the same post? Before her VMA meltdown and losing her kids, sources exclusively told Bossip Diddy, Dallas Austin, and Britney were all E’d up together before the show.

What else were they smokin???