Jesus Take The Wheel

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Uncle of Britney Spears and her 16 year-old pregnant little sister Jamie Lynn has some dirt on the family. Here is what “Uncle Willie” has to say:

William Spears claims “history is repeating itself” – because Jamie-Lynn wasn’t planned. The relative reveals that the young actress’ father Jamie was concerned when his wife Lynne announced she was pregnant – because he had had a vasectomy after the couple’s second child, Britney. Uncle Willie says, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.” William Spears alleges his big brother then demanded a DNA test that proved he was the baby’s biological father. “That’s why they named her Jamie-Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”

SMH.

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Ho Sit Down

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Britney Spears got a wee bit out of pocket when watching the Grammys recently:

On Beyonce’s duet with the Queen:

“She sure knows how to toss her hair. Too bad she can’t dance as good as Tina — who’s old enough to be her grandmother!”

On Amy Winehouse’s performance:

“Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!”

Yeah b*tch, we wonder if you remembers your wack ass come back performance at the VMA’s where you looked like you were on horse tranquilizers. Here are a few stills to freshen up your memory:

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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One-time escorted Britney Spears to the hospital for ‘ridin dirty crazy again. This is not even funny, she needs to stop getting pimped by back-up dancers and papparazi, get off those rocks, and get some help.

Medical officials are checking to see if she is on rocks and performing a psychological evaluation. Poor thang.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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This ish ain’t even funny anymore. Britney Spears walked around naked in a California Betsey Johnson store recently and here are what some of the employees had to say:

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you *****ng come near me!’”

“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent… I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.”

Poor thang.

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Shar’s Advice to Britney

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Shar Jackson wants Britney Spears to get it together:

“I’m just one of those people that believe you need to take care of yourself before you can take care of anybody else. My only advice would be take care of yourself. If you need help for whatever reason, go get it. Do whatever you have to do for those babies.”

Who is she fooling? Of course she would want Britney to get well. A stronger Britney means that K-Fraud has more alimony to take care of her kids.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital early this morning after reportedly being on rocks and refusing to hand over her kids to K-Fraud.

K-Fraud is going to end up keeping the kids for good and getting more of her stacks. This sh*t is like a Jerry Springer show. SMH.

In White Folks News: Who Will Die First?????

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Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse were both spotted yesterday looking rocked out.

Who do you think will die first if they don’t get any serious treatment for being on rocks????

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Diddy Still Has Mo’ Problems

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The guy Diddy socked up over some girl in the club last week is denying reports he will not sue for Diddy for millions. In white folks news, Britney Spears visitation rights were just suspended.

Why are Diddy and Spears in the same post? Before her VMA meltdown and losing her kids, sources exclusively told Bossip Diddy, Dallas Austin, and Britney were all E’d up together before the show.

What else were they smokin???

Quote of the Day: Amerie

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Amerie, who is known for randomly putting in her two cents has some advice for Britney Spears:

“I like her single Gimme More, but I think something with really high bursts of energy – something like my song Gotta Work – would have been cool for her. She needs to move more. I don’t really know her situation, but for myself I am not a drinker, I am not a smoker and I have never done drugs. I think that has a lot to do with keeping yourself on track. She wasn’t in the right place and the song went on my album. If she wants to do something I would totally be there. If we did I’m sure it would be great and a lot of fun.”

Yeah, Amerie, who has even heard your song “Gotta Work”?

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Why, Britney, Why?

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She makes waaaay too much paper for her hair to look like that, SMH.

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K-Fraud Is About To Come-UP!!!!!! Brit Loses Custody Fight

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K-Fraud has taken off the gloves and went for full custody of the kids today and TMZ is reporting Britney Spears no longer has custody:

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”

Rocks and kids don’t mix. SMH, everyone saw this coming except Britney. Poor thang.

Britney Continues to Rock Swap Meet Hair

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Wow, for someone who seems to get a fresh weave every few days, Britney Spears still manages to maintain her sloppy look–stained shirt and all. Seriously, what is really going on with this chick, she be buggin, real talk.

View more pics and a video of her allowing paparazzi to join her in the Quizno’s bathroom right about now… Continue »

These Hoes Are On Rocks

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As Bossip exclusively reported last week, Britney Spears, Diddy, and Dallas Austin were all on drugs last week in Vegas before the VMA’s and now we have a judge in California co-signing our story. Yes it’s true, Britney Spears is on rocks. Yesterday, a judge declared Britney Spears is on rocks and may take away her kids if she doesn’t submit to random drug tests.

Well, you already knew Amy Winehouse is on ski-blacky and rocks if you have been reading our page for a while.

Poor thang.

D-list Shar Jackson to Trailer Park Spears: I’m Shar Jackson B*tch

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Shar Jackson didn’t put out a diss song but she is rockin’ a response to Britney Spears’ “It’s Britney Bi*ch” from her first flop single.

Those Britney checks are probably going to stop hittin Shar’s mailbox if they haven’t stopped already.

Exclusive: Diddy, Dallas Austin, and Britney Spears Were All E’d-Up Before VMA’s

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A well positioned celebrity source tells Bossip that Britney Spears, Diddy, and Dallas Austin were all f*cked up on the drug ecstasy and possibly some coke last night and that’s the reason why she was falling over herself. Blame the drugs. The source says “Britney Spears is on drugs and won’t listen to anyone”. Diddy and Britney Spears were partying together all weekend.

Producer Dallas Austin was arrested in Dubai last year for having coke and E on him. Diddy was recently spotted on video buying ‘something” at a party in Ibiza this summer.

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