Halle Berry Breaks Out

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May 29th, 2006
By Melee

Halle Berry recently became sick during a promotional appearance upon a Navy ship.

Afer eating “bad shrimp”, Halle started to break out in hives and was given a shot of Benadryl.

Feeling “busted”, a sailor still ask for Berry’s hand in marriage, proving that even when not well, Halle looks fantastic!

Ugh, makes me sick to MY stomach!

Ok, Let’s celebrate a Halle day!

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

In a recent interview with The Sun newspaper in London, Halle Berry spoke of a difficult childhood and as having a “white wish” when she was younger. Quoted saying, “I wished for a pill that would turn me white, feeling like this would make my life better somehow”. Also saying, “I struggled my whole life with being black”. Well, she has since changed her mind, embracing her looks and talents.
Quite frankly, if I could take a pill and turn into Halle, I would SO be there right now.

While caught up in the fantasy, Hmmm….I will make Shamar Moore my honey….Woo! I got to go!

Side note: Halle is the lovely product of an interracial marriage.

Halle Mother’s Day

Hi Mom, Happy Mother’s Day, I got you a little something….

May 14, 2006
By Melanie

Halle Berry could have sent flowers and a nice card for Mother’s Day, but instead she had to upstage us all by making Moms everywhere aware of their children’s shortcomings!
As if winning an Academy Award for Best Actress, having loads of cash AND being drop dead gorgeous isn’t enough, Halle has purchased a nice cushy dive for Mom in Los Angeles for Mother’s Day, so that she may “have her close”. So Mom, next year you get a mansion in Tuscany filled with flowers, um….and a card!