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In today’s tough economy, getting filthy rich is tougher than ever. Luckily, some people have come up with a perfect formula for wealth and fame: just fawk with a rich person, and then completely screw that person over!

Like the carpool lane on the highway of success, gold digging is a fast track to wealth and notoriety. Here is a list of slores who have defined this exciting new entrepreneurial opportunity…

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If you thought this heffa spazzed out on Twitter, wait ’til you read THIS!

As most of you read, yesterday we posted a story about Kola Boof’s outrageous, angry, Twitter rant, where she admitted to sleeping with Kimora Lee Simmons’ husband Djimon Hounsou on several different occasions while the power couple have been married.

Well, the lil terrorist-fawker decided to respond to all the hub-bub, and she named BOSSIP specifically in her A-Z response rant where she literally had replies from A-Z

Ooooooooh we’ve angered the African sea-creature…

Flip the pages to read…and laugh!

Twitter, where the wild things are…

The outspoken ex-lover of former Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, Kola Boof, went HAM on Saturday on Twitter! The isht-talkin’ African author has allegedly been sleeping with Djimon Hounsou, the husband of fashion mogul (and BDR ex-wife) Kimora Lee Simmons, with her FULL knowledge! Not only did Boof drop that bomb, but she also had some very unpleasant words for Kimora. We’re not sure exactly why Kola was so angry with Simmons, but she did not bite her thumbs when logging onto Twitter and airing her OUT!

You know the drill, hit the flip to read the scathing tweets…

Little Kenzo is growing up! Proud mommy Kimora Lee was having a hard time letting go as she prepared to send her youngest child to school for the first time yesterday.

Kimora took to her blog in a post entitled “OMG I’m Gonna Cry” to share her angst:

Can’t believe he’s so grown up! Why does Kenzo Lee’s first day of school feel like he’s leaving for college?? And why does he look so excited to leave his mommy? And what tips did his big sisters give him? Questions…

Regardless, I’m proud of him and gave my best effort not to cry – too much – as we dropped him off. Is anyone else out there struggling with letting go?

Is she being dramatic or can you relate? Also, does Kenzo have a lot of stuff or are these rollie backpacks just what all the kids are doing these days???

More pics when you continue…

KiKi was seen flossin her post-Kenzo bawwwddyyy in kini with Djimon Housou in St. Barth’s again while on vacay.

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BDR was spotted walking his dog on the beaches of St. Barths Monday. Oops did we say his dog? We meant that pasty caked stringy haired girlfriend of his — Melissa George.

The couple took a romantic stroll at sunset, hand in hand. How precious…

If you want to see the real preciousness though you gotta peep the flip for pics of BDR’s ex Kimora still looking banging in a ‘kini with her Oscar nominated African King and their son Kenzo.

Kimora Lee was spotted walking the beaches of St. Barths with her honey Djimon Hounsou and their little boy Kenzo.

That baby is so precious, but is that a Diet Coke he’s guzzling???

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The family that vacations together, stays together. Here is Kimora Lee Simmons with her son Kenzo and boo Djimon in St. Barth’s looking like a precious little family.

In cased you missed it, Kimora’s ex-husband, BDR, is living it up in St. Barth’s as well. CLICK HERE for a little reminder.

Peep more pics of the fam below:

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We must say Kimora is looking absolutely stunning in these shots!

Mrs. Life In The Fab Lane is on the cover of the 2011 December issue of Harper’s Bazaar Malaysia and recently posted the images from her spread on her website KLS.com.

Now, why are y’all on Twitter trying to get Kimora off that zen path that came with the Simmons name?

On Monday, BDR tweeted this picture of himself with Kimora, their daughters, Djimon “Young Amistad Forever” Hounsou and little baby Kenzo with this caption:

Just another holiday with the Lee-Simmons-Hounsou‘s right? Someone must not have gotten the memo and tried to throw darts at Kimora’s happy little bubble, because shortly thereafter, she tweeted:

Hmmm… Wonder what sparked that response…

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