Jermaine and Sons

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Jermaine Jackson left the spray on face and hair at home and hit the streets with his sons Jourdynn and Jeremy. We can’t believe we’re about to say this, but they actually look a little normal. Look at Jermaine’s kicks…trying stunt a lil bit for the kids.

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Random Ridiculousness

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Michael Jackson sure can attract some weirdos:

A woman named Billie Jean Jackson was arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies were called to the house Monday night after Neverland’s security detained Billie Jean, 60, who has long claimed to be Michael’s wife. She was arrested and booked at the Santa Barbara County Jail.

That just sounds crazy, everybody knows Michael wasn’t trying to wife any woman back in the Billie Jean days. Maybe Webster, but broads?? Nah.

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Tito Gets Slizzard

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The jackson’s must be staging some sort of a come up. There are way too many pics of them floating around these days. Here are some pics of Tito kicking it with his girl model Claudia Lynx and Latoya shopping. Damn there’s a big ass difference between Tito’s and Latoya’s noses.

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What Is Wrong With This Picture??

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Here is Jermaine Jackson at the opening of Eva Longoria’s new restaurant Beso in LA. His face and hair look like they were spray painted on. Yikes.

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When Rhinoplasty Goes Wrong

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Latoya’s nose is quite frightening. We wonder if she (and the other Jacksons with nose jobs) looks in the mirror everyday and regrets doing this to her face. That sh*t is not cute whatsoever.

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Are You Feelin This Get Up??

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Janet Jackson hit up the Virgin Megastore in Hollyweird to promote her new album “Discipline”. There just seems to be something about Janet that doesn’t want to grow up. I mean still not mature enough for kids? She must want to start having babies at the age of 50.

Janet also went on Larry King to discuss opening for her brothers on tour:

“I would love to do it. I get my brothers on the phone all the time. I’m the biggest fan of the the Jackson Five. I have conference calls all the time pushing them to do a huge tour. I tell them if they did, I would love to open for them. They would love to, but one of them is on the fence. You have to respect that. Michael’s worked very hard at his solo career. I don’t know. Maybe he’ll come around. I’m still kind of working on him.”

What would a Jackson 5 tour be without Michael? They need his ass for that show to be successful.

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Tito’s White Suit Swag

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While Michael is out trying to save his Neverland Ranch, his brother Tito was spotted heading to London with his girlfriend rockin a white suit.

Tito seems like he’s the most normal out of the Jackson boys. Especially with that whole Jermaine and Randy having the same baby mama ordeal. SMH.

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When The Checks Stop Coming In

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Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is for sale:

Jackson received word Monday from Financial Title Company, the trustee, that unless he pays off $24,525,906.61 by that date, a public auction will go forward in Santa Barbara, Calif., in front of the county courthouse.

It’s not just the house either. When Neverland is auctioned, it will include everything: all personal property inside, all fixtures and appliances, furniture, and “all merry go round type devices,” any rides, games. The auction literally includes every single thing that is or isn’t nailed down.

Damn, Mike. You can kiss that baby good-bye. There’s no way in hell he’s coming up with all that paper by March 19th. Poor thang.

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Damn That Bi*ch is Ugly

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Here is Michael Jackson’s kids knifed-up baby mama mobbing through LA recently. They need a new law banning Jacko or Debbie Ho from getting anymore plastic surgery.

SMH, it looks like her checks from MJ stopped coming in.

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Fill In The Blank

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Michael Jackson’s kids, Paris and Prince or “Blanket”, were spotted in Vegas where they currently reside sans facial masks. We can’t even remember the last time we’ve seen their faces if ever. They must look like Debbie.

Fill in the Blank: Michael Jackson __________________ to produce these children.

When the Checks Stop Coming In

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Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch may be up for foreclosure sooner than later:

The mortgage broker trying to find refinancing for Jackson on a $23 million loan held by Fortress Investments using Neverland as security has so far come up empty. There is literally no interest from anyone in saving Jackson in this situation. If Neverland is not refinanced, Fortress can foreclose and sell the ranch at auction. Recently, Fortress laid off $300 million in loans to Jackson on HSBC. The refinancing resulted in Jackson’s paying off around $20 million in debt, but it still left him cash-strapped and unable to deal with the Neverland crisis.

Jackson has recently been living rent-free with his three children in the Palms casino in Las Vegas as a guest of the Maloof brothers. The Maloofs would be the latest hosts upon whom Jackson has mooched, following Prince Abdullah of Bahrain, dancer Michael Flatley and Prince Jefri of Brunei.

He better get his Billie Jean swagger back, and produce some stacks from this new Thriller project. Otherwise, Neverland will no longer be his. Poor thang.

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Will Mike Make It Rain in ’08?

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Imitators beware! Michael is ready to regain his throne. The superstar is considering a 30 date concert at London’s 02 Arena. If all goes well, he could walk away with £30 million, or about $60 million US Dollars.

Can Mike make it rain in the 08? This will be just what he needs to prevent himself from being on the “When the Checks Stop Coming In” list this year.

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The Incredible Deflating Jackson

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Who would have thought that a kid named “Blanket” would cause serious damage to someone’s face. It’s reported that the 5 year-old son of Michael Jackson smacked his father in the face causing his upper lip to burst. Jacko ran to his plastic surgeon for emergency surgery causing the freak show above.

Imagine if Blanket grew up with the original Jackson clan. Joe would never lay a hand on a kid with a punch like that.

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Maybe Jacko Wasn’t Lying

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For those of you who think Michael Jackson’s white face is suspect, here is the story of a Fox television anchor is who literally turning white and has the same disease Jacko claims to have:

His once brown, even complexion is now mottled with pale patches around his eyes and mouth, along his nose and on his ears; his arms, shoulders and chest are speckled and blotched.

“I’m a black man turning white on television and people can see it,” says Thomas, an anchor and entertainment reporter for the local Fox Broadcasting Company affiliate. “If you’ve watched me over the years, you’ve seen my hands completely change from brown to white.”Thomas has vitiligo, a disorder in which pigment-making cells are destroyed. White patches appear on different parts of the body, tissues in the mouth and nose, and the retina.

“There is no cause. There is no cure, and it’s very random,” Thomas says. “I could turn all the way white or mostly white.” As many as 65 million people worldwide have the disorder, including up to 2 million in the United States.

Poor thang.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Here is Michael Jackson hitting up a Barnes and Nobles bookstore near his crib in Vegas over the weekend. This is a clear case of when getting knifed-up goes wrong. SMH. Is Jacko taping his face up so it will stay on?

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Poor thang.