SMH: Shady Tabloids Tried To Sneak Pics Of Dem Babies While They Were In The Hospital

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Poor little Monroe and “Roc”:

On Tuesday evening a woman from the Department of Child Protective Services showed up at the hospital Continue »

Mariah And Nick’s Babies Have Names… And They’re Special

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No, we never expected Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey of all people to name their twins Tom & Mary or even Nick Jr. & Mimi. Continue »

Mariah Carey Wants You To Guess The Twins Names

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Now that the world’s longest pregnancy ever has come to an end, and Mariah and Gooftroop are the proud parents of a son and daughter, we are now on “what are dem babies’ names?” watch. Continue »

Now That We’ve Got Bin Laden, Here Are 10 More Mysteries Obama Should Solve

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The country is rejoicing! Finally, Osama Bin Laden has been caught and the world is a better place. Continue »

TwitPic Of The Day: Mariah Carey Painted Her Gut Full Of Cornball Cannon As An Egg For Easter

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Mariah Carey is about to pop and is tweeting pics of her big ole belly Continue »

The Cannon-Carey Clan Will Never Be More Than A Party Of Four

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Once Dem Babies – who are probably already three months old by now- finally get here, Nick and Mariah will not be planning another pregnancy before Mimi’s oven shuts down. Continue »

You Can’t Be Serious: Goof Troop Cannon Is Throwing Shots At Eminem Again

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We thought he was all caught up in the rapture of Mariah’s never-ending pregnancy. Continue »

Mariah And Nick Carey Naked On The Cover Of OK! UK With Nick Holding On To The “Twins”

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MiMi and Mr. Cannon-Carey are on the cover of OK! magazine in the buff with Nicky holding on to her impregnated breastesssss…. Continue »

Nick Cannon: “I Don’t Want My Naked Booty Out There For Everyone To See!”

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Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey recently took some photographs of them naked with Mariah’s heavily impregnated gut full of Cannon and now Nicky is regretting it!! Continue »