In White Folks News: Paris Hilton Lays The Smackdown on Lindsay Lohan

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According to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton smacked her, bruising her arm and then poured a drink over her. Good job Paris, now if only someone can beat down Paris Hilton and pour some lethal poison over her so she can go away. To watch the video of Lindsay showing her bruises and explaining what happened, click here.

Via Page Six:

ANDERSON Cooper was friendly at a Brazilian airport on Friday. “Hi, I’m Anderson,” he said to the “attractive” man standing next to him at the flight connection monitors in the Salvador terminal, a spy told The Post’s Braden Keil. The 25ish fellow was wearing a tight T-shirt, cut-off shorts and an earring. According to our witness, the unshaven, solo-traveling CNN star chatted for 20 minutes with the stranger before the fellow had to say goodbye and board his flight to Rio.

Sooner or later, CNN’s star reporter AC is going to be pulled out the closet although some media sources say he is not hiding the fact he is gay.

Beyonce Shows Off New Look in NYC

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Beyonce showed off a new hairstyle Saturday in New York while leaving Bergdorf Goodman with her personal designer. She looked damn good! Beyonce is the “anti-skank”: i.e. Lohan, Spears, Paris Hilton- all the skank trash floating around in Hollyweird.

FILL IN THE BLANK: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were spotted partying together some more this weekend.

FILL IN THE BLANK: These two skanks are________________.

Via Page Six

BRITNEY Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she’s having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records – but she nees more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. “She is kind of a mess,” said an insider. “She won’t take anyone’s advice.”

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Lookin Kinda Bi

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New BFF skanks, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been making the rounds at parties in Hollyweird pretty hard during the week. It’s bad enough that the little kids have K-Fraud as a father, they got to deal with an absent mom who looks “lost” and going from one loser to another: Paris Hilton.

Britney Spears looks like she was enjoying that kiss a lot more than Madonna.

Nick Cannon: Who Ya Bangin Tonight: Joy Bryant or Kim Kardashian?

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Nick Cannon showed up at Paris Hilton’s party last night flossin a big body Bentley with Kim Kardashian riding shotgun. When they get out the car, Kim runs to the papparazi to make sure gets some footage with Nick. To watch the video of Nick rolling up to the party with Kim Kardashian, click here. Suge Knight, Sean Paul, Briney Spears, and Flav Flav (without Deelishes) also showed up to the party. Papparazi on the scene at the party say Nick and Kim left early together.

This is Nick with actress Joy Bryant the other week. Joy Bryant may want to go hit up a STD check, Nick may be “passing” something.

Who Looked More Bangin Last Night? Beyonce vs. Kim Kardashian

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Beyonce at the AMA’s and Kim Kardashian at the Jay-Z/GQ album release party in Hollyweird. WE MUST ASK, WHO LOOKED MORE BANGIN?

Nick Cannon may still be juggling Kim Kardashian on the side while he creeps with actress Joy Bryant. If he is trying to send his former girl Christina Milian who is now coupled up with producer Dre from Cool and Dre a public message then Kim or Joy may work, both look good.

Exclusive-New Couple Alert: Nick Cannon and Joy Bryant

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Our friends at TMZ spotted these two at Mr. Chow recently in LA. Sources exclusively tell Bossip that Nick and Joy developed a relationship while filming and later promoting the movie “Bobby” which they both star in.

On November 2, we wrote:

This would be a much better looking couple than Nick and his current girl Kim Kardashian. The way Nick has been “showing Kim off” makes me think this was a publicity stunt aimed at Christina Milian.

We have heard “loose” rumors that Kim Kardashian has moved on to another Black guy, Pharell. You heard about Nick and Joy here first, AGAIN! Joy showed up at Nick’s birthday party last month while he was dating Kim Kardashian, Kim and Joy were both at Nick’s birthday.

Pharrell: Black Women Need Not Apply

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According to the Panache Report, Pharrell while discussing his work on Britney Spear’s album in Miami listed the top five women he would date.

1. Natalie Portman
2. The blonde chick in the group Sugababes
3. One of Talib Kweli’s back up dancers
4. Nelly Furtado
5. Model Elle MacPherson

This is the #1 girl on Pharell’s list, Natalie Portman. SMH at Pharell’s list and the fact he gave Paris Hilton a “Honorable Mention”.

The beautiful Kerry Washington would smoke all those girls. Apprently, K-CI is not the only one smoking rocks these days.

In White Folks News: Lindsay Lohan Calls Paris Hilton The “C” Word On Video

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Don’t see a big difference in these no talent attention whores so I guess they would both be “c*nts”. Supposedly there was an argument inside the club over one of the boyfriends they are sharing this month.

Someone Lynch Ryan Leslie Campaign: Too Illegitimate To Quit

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If you don’t know, the manager of Cassie, Ryan Leslie has been accused of creating fake Youtube accounts and putting his subscription rankings on roids, #1 throughout the entire Youtube platform, ahead of Diddy and that no talent skank Paris Hilton. Peep his wack ass Jesse Jackson speech.

I have never heard of anyone on the web or otherwise interested in this cornball. He is widely known as the person who brought the world a pretty girl with no talent or ass. (Very pretty girl) My bet is he cooked and juiced those accounts up. However, whether he cooked up those accounts or not, his Myspace and Youtube marketing for Cassie and himself is genius. SMH at this lame’s video title, “Too Legit to Quit”.

Whoever “legitimately” subscribed to this lame’s feed needs to have their account banned as well.

This is the snitch from Alabama that got Ryan Leslie banned from Youtube.

Bobby Brown is Delusional and Out of The Loop

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Via TMZ:

Bobby Brown was red flagged last night while trying to enter exclusive Hollywood hotspot Hyde. The doorman completely ignored Brown as Paris Hilton made her always easy, worry-free entrance right in front of him. Bobby had some fans that were just as confused as him saying “You’re Bobby Brown, don’t they know who you are??” Bobby answers, “I’m not a big celebrity or they would have let me in.”

Bobby you know your not getting into HYDE with your steez, you probably got a getter shot at walking into the Whitehouse with an AK. Whitney was the only celebrity currency you had left and now you don’t even that that pass. You need a hit (no, not from your pipe) or to try to get Whitney back dude if you want to upgrade to even a “small” celebrity again. Begging people for a car to drive, warrants, or failing to pay child support is not a good publicity mix.

Former Playboy Bunny Shanna Moakler Does Everyone a Favor: Knocks out Paris Hilton

Via our friends at TMZ:

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler have both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each attacked the other. Elliot Mintz, Paris’ publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. Mintz and Hilton then went to the LAPD’s Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery. We’re told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris’ companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging that he poured a drink over her head. Mintz told TMZ, “I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior.”

The world is likely mad as hell at Shanna Moakler, humanity wanted her to finish Paris Hilton off and snuff her. It’s either going to be a STD or a lethal beatdown to take this talentless white bitch away form the “suffering masses”.

SMH: White Women Black, The Online Swirl

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We have been getting some traffic from an interesting site called White Women Black Men that was linked to one of our posts on Kim Kardashian. This “interesting” site claims to be the #1 Interracial dating site for White Women and Black Men. The Nordic dimes on WWBM are smokin hot and only checkin for Black Men, white guys need not apply.

Kiki from Connecticut says she is looking for a faithful man, no games.

YourOwnGirl from Florida says:

Looking for a special black alpha male with an open mind and heart.

Michele says:

“IT Manager at a university and artist. I like Jazz, old motown, blues, R&B, soul the old stuff”

Zina says:

“I am kind n affectionate n wanna find the same type of black gentleman who is no older 60.”

Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian Take it to Vegas

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Nick Cannon and his new jump off Kim Kardashian continue to make public appearances together, from coast to coast. This time at Club Tao Friday night in Las Vegas for Tao’s 1 year anniversary. For more on these two, click here

Suddenly Nick Cannon doesn’t look like an immature goof. Kim looking banging as usual.

Lil John at Tao Friday night, I have seen Lil John in Vegas a couple times and it looks like Vegas is his chill spot. Who looks like they are more in costume, the Tao showgirls or Lil John?

Susan Taylor of Essence Magazine and Usher attend Terry Lewis Attends Chicago on Broadway Friday night.

Actress Michael Michelle at Ken Paves (Jessica Simpson’s hair stylist) Salon opening in Beverly Hills. Not a good idea to take this shot of her backside as its leaving a lot to be desired. I am still looking for it. Not good look with the jeans and shoes as it makes her feet look big.

NY: Boost Mobile Rockcorps Concert

Nas and Kelis perform Saturday night at Radio City. The more “real” and sized down version of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Fabulous rockin symbols that look a little too close to Dip Set. Three wings on the front looks a little much.

Nick Cannon looking and being Nick Cannon. Is Kim Kardashian an upgrade from Christina Milian?