When “Keeping It Real” Goes Wrong

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Remy Ma’s former friend and alleged shooting victim, Markeda Barnes-Joseph is finally recovering and speaking out about Remy Ma and Foxy Brown.

Via NY Daily News:

“They feel that they can do whatever they want and get away with it,” said Makeda. “They think that because they’re rappers that they need to make a name for themselves. It’s ridiculous, the stupid things she [Foxy Brown] is doing.”

“Because they’re hard-core female rappers, they [think they] have to live up to what they say in their raps.

Barnes-Joseph, who will undergo more surgery in October, was released from the hospital early this month and sees a physical therapist every other day. “I’m basically confined to the bed now. It’s really hard. It hurts,” she said. Barnes-Joseph said the scars on her stomach are a permanent reminder of her former friend’s betrayal. Also painful for Barnes-Joesph is Remy Ma’s denial that she shot the former pal. “I sit here and I try to think every day, ‘Why is she doing that? How can she deny that?’”

It’s a shame what happened to this girl, but when reading what she said, I can’t stop thinking of that Dave Chapelle skit “When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”. The quote-un-quote hardcore female rappers shooting up and assaulting broads to be tough, but end up being somebody’s bi*ch in the pen.

Do You Know Where Her Mouth Has Been?

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This is Remy Ma’s new video ‘Jump’ (Kris Kross). While waiting to stand trial for attempted murder, maybe she can finally use the publicity and sell some records. She doesn’t have to fu*k for tracks, her flow has always been sick.

Her crew looks like 3 trannies chillin’ outside the jects. Whats up with the kids singing along to this?

Vivica Fox Remembers to Bring Her Hairline to the Celebration

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Vivica Fox has been showing up to events recently exposing her extreme receding hairline. She celebrated her 43rd birthday last night at Sol and decided to step her wig/weave game up a few notches, now if she could leave those FUBU plastic surgeons alone she will be straight.

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Vivica’s not the only one that has improved her weave swag, Remy Ma was there without her blonde bangs:

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More photos from this event right about now… Continue »

Quote of The Day: Remy Ma

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Three years ago, Remy Ma talked about her gangsta:

At the end of the day, I’m a girl,” she said. “It’s not like I roll up and shoot up everybody.”

New York Daily News talked to friends of Remy Ma:

Friends of the rapper and the victim were surprised by the gunplay, saying the women were close. They chatted by phone before going to the Meatpacking District, even consulting on outfits, pals said.

Remy Ma’s lawyer is denying she dumped on anyone. Initial reports have the victim ganking 2K from Remy’s purse and Remy coming back dumping.

Cick here for updated coverage of the shooting. Click here for our ‘There’s Something About Remy: Attempted Murder’ from yesterday with a picture of the victim.

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There’s Something About Remy: Attemped Murder

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Remy Ma was arrested for never hiring a stylist dumpin’ on another woman outside a club:

Grammy-nominated rapper Remy Ma was arrested Saturday on charges of attempted murder in a shooting outside a trendy Manhattan nightspot, police said. The 26-year-old rapper, whose real name is Remy Smith, had been sought for questioning in the shooting of a 23-year-old woman early Saturday after a verbal dispute near a bar in the Meatpacking District. She reported to police Saturday evening and was also arrested on charges of assault and criminal possession of a weapon, police said. The rapper’s manager said Saturday that she could not talk and referred calls to Remy Ma’s attorney, who was with the rapper as she reported to police. Continue »

Remy Ma’s Shesus Piece

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Remy Ma graces the cover of her mixtape as a crucified thick-thighed, big-breasted, blonde-banged “Shesus Khrist”. SMH. What is it with rappers and thinking they’re Jesus, at least Kanye West’s rendition wasn’t as boobielicious.

Speaking of Kanye, check him out talking about his new music and fashion in a roboho robot voice with a British interviewer:

Pic spotted @C&D

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Rema Ma hit up the after-party of the New York launch of Vanessa and Angela Simmon’s new sneaker “Pastry” and Norwood performed at his “Just Norwood” CD Release Party last night in NYC. How did Dr. 90210 glue on Norwood’s face?

Fill in The Blank: Remy Ma

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Rema Ma attended a performance by Swizz Beatz last night in NYC.

Fill in The Blank: You would describe Remy Ma’s fashion sense as _________________________.