What Were You Thinking??? Wanna-Be Rapper Tweets And YouTubes His Way Into Federal Indictments

Ra Diggs

Here’s the thing with social networking: everybody really is doing it, especially one-time. And even if you’re a law-abiding citizen, the government keeps track of your tweets. None of this is a secret. But these innanet gangsters just can’t help but dry-snitch on themselves. Continue »

Greedy Attention Whoring Mother Made Her Son Sick To Collect Cash For Fake Cancer Treatments

Carol Schnuphase and son

An unemployed Detroit-area mother accused of lying that her 12-year-old son had cancer in order to steal charitable contributions made to him was arraigned Friday on charges of fraud and child abuse. Continue »

Suspect Shirt Wearing Bishop Eddie Long-Stroke Tells Congregation “This Is Spiritual Warfare” After Alleged Victims Speak

Bishop Eddie Long addressing New Birth Congregation 9/29

Bishop Eddie Long-stroke hit the New Birth pulpit again tonight, but it wasn’t to deny that at least four of his “Spiritual Sons” had been manipulated into butt plunging and nard suckling. Continue »

Dirty Ho Sit Down: Eddie Long Tells Congregation This Morning “I’m Gonna Fight These Gay Sex-Coercion Charges” (Actual Video Of Speech Made This Morning)

bishop eddie long and george w bush

Nasty a$$ Eddie Long, who has been put on blast by four men who claim he was bribing them with all kinds of trinkets for gay sex, had something to say this morning to his New Birth congregation:

Georgia pastor Eddie Long, accused of coercing young males into sexual relationships, told his congregation Sunday that “this is probably the most difficult time” of his entire life, but that he intends to fight the allegations against him. Continue »

Louisiana Politician Offers Chicken Wings, Limo Ride For Black Votes

fried chicken gop ad

A joke gone wrong or a blatant display of racism, either way Shreveport, Louisiana mayoral candidate Bryan Wooley has enraged many residents after he allegedly posted flyers in a black neighborhood offering chicken and limo rides to poll sites. Continue »

One-Time Won’t Let Death Row Inmate Off Himself

Brandon Rhodes

Hey kids, wanna make your government-sponsored stay on Death Row last longer? Try killing yourself! Continue »

Lebron’s WannaBe Daddy Wants Bread And Bodily Fluids

Lebron James Leicester Stovell

Princeton graduate or not, Leicester Stovell still wants a check for being a jump off. Continue »

Like Father, Like Son: Jesse Jackon, Jr. Is Messy Too, Allegations Of Ethics Violations And Affair With Blonde Bikini Model!

Jesse Jackson jr and sr

Surprise, surprise… Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. is turning out to be potentially just as greasy as his dirty dog Daddy Jesse Jackson Sr.! Continue »

Surprise! Attention Whore-Clef Pimps Haitian Presidential Bid To Promote New Album

Wyclef Jean Haitian Flag

A month after he was told it wasn’t happening, Wyclef issued a statement yesterday to say he’s abandoning his “Obama of Haiti” aspirations. Continue »

Backtracking Carla Bruni Says Biographers Made It All Up

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Michelle Obama

Now that it’s gotten her plenty of attention, French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is saying that her now infamous conversation with Shelly-O never happened. Continue »

Chatty Charles Says He’s “Sorry For Ugly Women,” Backs Reggie Bush By Admitting He Also Took Agent’s Money In College

Charles Barkley

Charles “Jabberjaws” Barkley is back at it again, talking all kinds of yang yang on Dan Patrick’s radio show Friday morning about Reggie Bush forfeiting his Heisman Award while also keeping it 100 on the Jets/Ines Sainz locker room situation. Continue »

Shannon Sharpe Returns To Work; Friends Say He Was The One Being Stalked

Now that his swirl-gone wrong situation is out of the courts, CBS has asked accused rapist NFL Hall of Fame candidate Shannon Sharpe to come back to work before he even had a chance to miss a day. Continue »

Update: The Broad Did Lie! Admits Acid Splash Was A Hoax

Bethanny Storro Before and After

Cuckoo Bethany Storro has finally admitted that no one else was responsible for her face full of acid. Continue »

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