This Broad Can’t Be Serious: Heidi “My Triple G-Cup Runneth Over” Montag Wants Her Old Rack Back

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Hold up, we thought Heidi Montag was loving her life looking like a “Norwegian Goddess”

The poster child for plastic surgery gone wild, Heidi Montag, wants her G-cup breast implants removed. “My boobs are crushing me,” Continue »

McCain Keeps On Ticking!

John McCain goes for Senate seat

Senator John McCain the 73-year-old former maverick is not only still alive but he’s still running for the Senate. Continue »

Father Beats 4-Week-Old, Breaks 56 Bones, Causes Bleeding On The Brain

Thomas Edward

A Savage, Minnesota man is in police custody after authorities say he committed the “most severe case of child abuse they’ve ever seen”, breaking 56 bones in his 4-week-old daughter’s body and causing bleeding on her brain. Continue »

In White Vampire Folks News: Sookie Stackhouse & Bill Compton Marry In Real Life

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It’s real life bloody matrimony-dom for Bill and Sookie:

True Blood stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer wed Saturday evening at a private residence in Malibu, Calif., Continue »

Roger Clemens INDICTED!!! Federal Perjury Charges Could Land Pitcher In The Pen For Lying About Steroids

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Baseball is taking another mighty hit… Roger Clemens is the latest MLB legend to fall from grace, and this time it’s not for using steroid and HGH use — it’s for allegedly lying about not using them! Continue »

Pure Comedy: Chelsea Handler To Host This Year’s MTV Video Music Awards

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Good Riddance Russell Brand…funny broad Chelsea Handler taking over the VMAs this year:

MTV’s censors better get ready: Chelsea Handler will host this year’s Video Music Awards! Continue »

Becky Searches For Husband With A Wack Song And Reality Show!

Lisa has a show Project Husband

So what do you do when your 35-years-old with no prospects for marriage? Oh, simple you bust a Lisa as in Lisa Linehan and plan your wedding anyway. Continue »

Javier Bardem’s Got It BAD For Brad Pitt… Should Penelope And Angelina Be Worried?

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After reading the August issue of ELLE Magazine we came to the conclusion that Javier Bardem must be either A) Quite the Comedian B)Super secure in his manhood or C)Completely Gay. Why, you ask? Well the Spanish actor somehow ended up on the subject of Brad Pitt and he couldn’t say enough!!! Continue »

Pay Yo Bills!!! BrokeA$$ Housewife Goes On $60K Spending Spree

Teresa Giudice from Real Housewives of New Jersey

You’d think Teresa Giudice from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” might lay off the heavy spending considering she’s at the mercy of a judge to keep all of her belongings from being sold off in a bankruptcy auction. Wrong! Teresa actually spent the days leading up to her bankruptcy filing SHOPPING!!! Continue »

Dr. Laura Schlessinger Apologizes For Saying Ni**a 11 Times On Her Show

Dr Laura Schlessinger

Infamous radio host and Doctor, Laura Schlessinger apologized to her listeners yesterday after dropping the N-Bomb several times on her show. Continue »

In White Folks Who Wear Weaves News: Paris Hilton Sued For 35 Milli Over Hair Extensions

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Another day, another lawsuit:

Paris Hilton was sued Wednesday for allegedly wearing someone else’s hair. Continue »

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

George W. Bush in Haiti

George W. Bush was spotted in Haiti on an aid trip. We can’t figure out what exactly he’s doing actually. Continue »

Mother Charged 67 Counts For Having Sex With 13-Year-Old Boys

Christine Hubbs

These skanky old hoes are at it again. A mother of three has been charged for having sex with boys as young as 13 years old. SMH… Continue »

In Single White Broads Without Babies News: Jennifer Aniston Says You Don’t Need A Man To Start A Family

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Jennifer Aniston says that men can keep their penises and all the bullsh*t and drama that comes with it!!!

“Women are realizing more and more that you don’t have to settle, they don’t have to fiddle with a man to have that child,” Aniston said. “They are realizing if it’s that time in their life and they want this part they can do it with or without that.” Continue »

Katy Perry Put Ex Travis McCoy On Blast: Says Pills & Rocks Ruined Him…Calls Him “A Joke”

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Katy Perry says that ex-boyfriend Travis McCoy’s sex-drive was non-existent because he was a chronic pill-popper: Continue »

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