Amy Winehouse and Hubby Get it Crackin’ One Last Time

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Amy’s husband had to tear her rotten cakes up one last time for good measure:

Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil had farewell sex in hospital – just hours before he was sent back to prison, according to a British tabloid report.

It is believed that Blake, 26, will return to Edmunds Hill Prison to complete his sentence after he allegedly failed a drugs test at the Life Works rehab center in Surrey. Continue »

K-Fraud’s Lie: I Wasn’t After Britney’s Stacks

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Your favorite white hustler, K-Fraud, is denying he wanted Britney’s stacks:

My first question to [my lawyer] was, “Am I ever going to be able to see my children?” I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.

K-Fraud knows Britney was his meal ticket out of the trailer park and off that back-up dancer steez. He did the smart thing that most broke trailer’s in his situation would do.

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*Exclusive* Kim K. To Become South African Ambassador?

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Get a load of this. A highly place Bossip spy just exclusively spilled that at the Empowerment of Africa dinner last night in NYC, dignitaries of the UN (yes, as in United Nations), asked Kim K. if she would be interested in becoming an ambassador. Let us pause for the sound of millions of jaws unhinging. Continue »

Lindsay Lohan and Her Boo Still Going Strong

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Lindsay and Sam are holding on to each other for dear life:

Lindsay Lohan’s standing by her (wo)man. The “Mean Girls” star insists in a new MySpace Celebrity blog post that she’s not splitting up with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. “Just to clear this up, because I have been getting a lot of e-mails asking me this one question, ” she wrote. “Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan (me) are NOT breaking up.”

The paparazzi darlings made headlines last week after nearly coming to blows at a trendy London nightclub. According to several reports – which Lohan’s publicist didn’t deny – the twosome had to be physically separated (click here for the story) as they screamed and threw punches at each other on the dance floor.

The cause of the chaos? Lohan’s ex-boyfriend, Calum Best, who cozied up to the actress at the club. Lohan, 22, has also been caught snapping at her 31-year-old girlfriend in public by paparazzi. After months of silence, Lohan has slowly become more vocal about her relationship with Ronson, recently telling Harper’s Bazaar, “She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

Hell, these two things are happy one moment and slapping and kicking ass the next. Sounds like everything is as it should be…for the moment, that is.

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Madonna’s Snapper Claims Another Victim

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It looks like A-Rod is in the game for good:

MADONNA and Alex Rodriguez are quietly shopping for love nests on the Upper East Side and on the East End, sources told Page Six.

A knowledgeable real estate source tells us the kabbalah-crazed pop queen and the skirt-chasing power hitter are “discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.

“Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently,” the insider said. “We’re talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million.”

Madge and A-Rod are also interested in scoring a house “with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy – although those are rare and hard to come by,” our spy added. Another source said they were also looking in the Hamptons.

Who wants to bet A-Rod just thought he was gonna chop that cougar down for a little bit and keep it moving? Not if Madonna’s snapper has anything to say about it. SMH at the power of the p-u-*-*-y.

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What is Wrong With This Picture???

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He likes it like that, leave that man alone. SMH

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Lindsey Lohan Drinking and Fornicating: What Rehab??

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The ginger Amy Winehouse, Lohan, is speeding on the road to destruction. You better hurry up and grab your tickets before the show is sold out.

Jessica Biel: The Best White Cake???

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This is the actress, Jessica Biel, in her new calendar looking proper. We were looking at her booty, and it seems very firm and makes Kim Kardashian’s cakes look a little sloppy in comparison. She should have entered that most beautiful cakes contest we reported on last week. Lord, have mercy on black men.

Are these the best white backs in the business???

More cake shots below.

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Britney Spears’ Kid Saying the F-word Already

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Apparently, Britney’s sons are taking after one of their parents:

Britney Spears may need to break out a bar of soap. In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone, she says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths.

“They’re starting to learn words like ‘stupid,’ and Preston says the F-word now sometimes,” Spears, 26, reveals.

“He doesn’t get it from us,” the singer stresses. “He must get it from his daddy [Kevin Federline]. I say it, but not around my kids.”

Britney says it isn’t her, but she’s a damn lie. She was probably cursing around her own mom since she could speak. And we already know Jamie Lynn was getting chopped down in the house when she was like 12. SMH

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Heading for an Early Grave

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They say decrepit pop hag Amy Winehouse is back in the sick house once again:

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse has been admitted to a London hospital after suffering a bad reaction to medication, her representative said Tuesday. Winehouse, 25, went to the private London Clinic on Sunday, said her spokesman, Chris Goodman. He said Winehouse’s medication made her ill and her doctors asked her to come in so they could investigate. Goodman did not disclose what type of medication was involved, saying only it is part of her “ongoing treatment.” It was not clear Tuesday whether she had been discharged.

It’s about time this triflin’ wheffah say yes to rehab – dontcha think?? SMH.

TV Anchor Hacks Into Co-host’s Email

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This is serious, but funny as hell as well:

The former “Access Hollywood” anchor described his early relationship with Lane as “flirtatious, unprofessional and improper” but said it soured after his wife, local Fox anchor Dawn Stensland, learned about it. The twice-divorced Lane, 36, vehemently denies any impropriety and has sued him for invasion of privacy and on other grounds.

The pair anchored the evening newscasts on KYW from 2004 to January, when Lane was fired after a Dec. 16 arrest in New York following a late-night scuffle with police. The charges were later dropped as part of a pretrial diversion program. She has a wrongful-termination suit pending against KYW.

Mendte leaked privileged e-mails about her criminal case to the press, and prosecutors say he is the only plausible source of damaging leaks concerning a swimsuit photo she sent a friend, married TV sports anchor Rich Eisen.

Mendte was fired in June, after the FBI searched his home and office.

“My role at the station was still being diminished when Alycia told me during an argument on the set that she (was) the rising star and that I was ’50 and on my way out,”‘ Mendte said after his Aug. 22 plea to a single-count information.

“I felt I was in trouble,” he continued. “My career, my future, my family’s future was in trouble. And, this is where I got into more trouble — federal trouble.”

Mendte has two young children with Stensland and two older children from an earlier marriage. He earned $700,000 at KYW-TV, while Lane’s salary had zoomed past his to $780,000, according to her lawyer, Paul Rosen.

The FBI began investigating Mendte in the spring, when a station employee stumbled upon a computer that was logged into Lane’s private e-mail account — nearly two months after she was fired.

Damn, and the world would have you believe that it is only black people who can’t be professional, when these white people, who make 700K+, are acting like that. He’s a dirty old man for hacking into her email like that and leaking it to the press, but on a side note: she could get it.

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Amy Winehouse and Husband Call it Quits

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It looks like a new fella will be tearing Amy’s flat backs up from now on:

AMY Winehouse says her marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is kaput, according to Britain’s News of the World. The drug-addled singer says her husband left her for a blond German model, Sophie Schandorff. “It’s over,” the tabloid quoted Winehouse as saying. “There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex.” And, according to one of her pals, also quoted by the newspaper, it wasn’t ordinary sex. “Just like they were with drugs, they pushed themselves to the limit,” said the unnamed friend. “They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea, but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper.”

Now, that is just disgusting. If she keeps her face looking this nasty, all we can do is shake our heads at the thought of what’s going on downtown. Yuck.

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Poor Thang

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Britney Spears has a new album coming out and is drumming up some press by releasing a video documentary on MTV:

In the special, Spears likens her life to the Bill Murray film “Groundhog Day,” in which every day is the same. “It’s like ‘Groundhog Day’ every day,” she says. “It’s really boring. Normal is really different for everybody. In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me. It could be a lot worse.” “I used to be a cool chick,” she says. “But I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me — like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I’m not anymore.” “I had let people into my life that were just bad people,” she said, adding later, “You’re so busy you don’t see what’s going on. You don’t have time to stop and think. … It’s important to have good people around you.”

She also talks a lot about the demise of her marriage to Kevin Federline. “When it ended I felt so alone,” she explains. “I didn’t really wanna think about the reality of it. I never faced it. I just ran. He started to do an album for himself and he started to do things for himself, and I just never saw him anymore.”

“My trust has really been battered,” she says. “Sometimes it can get kinda lonely. I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself. I let certain people into my life that were just bad people … because I was lonely. I really paid the consequences for that. Big time.”

She didn’t know that suspect K-Fraud was rubbing his trailer park hands together thinking about her stacks and his own fame? That shady K-Fraud left her with 2 kids, crazy, and no career. SMH.

Keep Your Stacks; I Want My Kids

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Guy Ritchie would rather have the kids than Madonna’s millions:

Madonna and Guy Ritchie may have reached a divorce settlement, with the British director walking away with … zilch.

Ritchie has reportedly thumbed his nose at his estranged wife’s millions, opting to focus instead on obtaining joint custody of the couple’s two sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3.

Half the chicks can’t even pay their babies’ fathers to keep them, and this guy is volunteering for nothing. He must really love those little bad @ss boys.

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When The Checks Start Coming In

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The ho that Spitzer was paying to chop down, Ashley Dupré, make an attempt at justifying her fu*cking for stacks:

She was the tabloid sensation at the center of the sex scandal that brought down New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer. But in her very first interview, Ashley Alexandra Dupré tells PEOPLE, “I’m a normal girl”, “Everyone knows me as ‘that girl,’ but I’m not just ‘that girl,” the 23-year-old former escort says in the new issue of PEOPLE, on sale Friday. “I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers.” Enduring a media spotlight that included seeing her MySpace photos splashed on front pages “has been really hard,” the New Jersey native explains. “But I’m a survivor.” “It was extremely painful for my mother,” Dupré says, though “my mother wasn’t angry. She was supportive.”

Newsflash, Ashley: normal girls do not have sex with strangers for money. They have sex with men that they already know for money, you silly rabbit. At any rate, we can’t hate you for parlaying this scandal the way you did, so go get your paper.

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