Hang It Up, Madge

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The Material Geezer Girl was on stage in Rio de Janeiro last night. If this isn’t a sign that this dried up chick needs to retire I don’t know what is. Peep old ass Madonna busting her ass at the :38 mark. She then proceeds to suck face with one of her tired ass back up dancers. Pathetic.

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McCain To Endorse Palin? Hell Naw!!

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While speaking to ABC’s “This Week,” McCain was asked if Sarah Palin could count on his support if she were to run for president. Peep what old dude had to say: Continue »

Blake Wants A Milli to “Keep Quiet”

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Extortion is the name of this game:

One week after declaring his intention to leave Amy Winehouse alone for her own good, Blake Fielder is asking the embattled singer for $1 million in “hush” money. “Blake has asked Amy’s manager for $1 million to walk away form their marriage and not write a tell-all book about it,” a source told UK based news source News of the World. “He’s so two-faced. He just wants a pay-off.” Continue »

Just a Little Bit Freaky

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Is anyone familiar with the popular trend in “open relationships” of America? Let’s just say a popular magazine editor in New York and his wife are just “freaky”. She has allowed him to have boyfriends and she gets to have women on the side and they don’t care if everyone knows about it:

“Claire and I have always been open about everything we’ve ever desired,” Neal, 41, says. “She is my perfect match—my sexual twin.” Together for 16 years, this couple has had boyfriends (his) and girlfriends (hers) during their marriage. “We’re not swingers, but we’re not Ozzie and Harriet, you know what I mean?” They look at each other and burst out laughing.

Over the past year and a half, Neal has been portrayed in NYC gossip columns as: 1) The happily married editor in chief of Men’s Fitness magazine. 2) A secretly gay guy who had an affair with Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner and was hospitalized after mysteriously leaving his job. 3) A bisexual, unemployed adulterer. 4) Most recently, the secretly straight but still slutty editor in chief of the gay publication Genre whose poor wife took his cheating ass back. Needless to say, this pair has a lot of explaining to do. When Claire says, “We’re not your cookie-cutter married couple,” it’s the understatement of the year.

“Our kids understand that we have loved men and women, but that the key is love,” says Neal, at home in Brooklyn with Claire and their children.

They are teaching their kids about their freaky lifestyle, do you think these young ones will become “twisted”?

Via Page Six Magazine

Producer Goes Nuts on Live TV

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LOL @ the producer at the 16 second mark losing it. FYI, despite how much you would like to lose it like this at work, you’re gonna need to woosa that sh*t until you get home, or own your own company. And did he call one of the reporters a b*tch?

SMH

Amy Winehouse and Hubby Get it Crackin’ One Last Time

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Amy’s husband had to tear her rotten cakes up one last time for good measure:

Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil had farewell sex in hospital – just hours before he was sent back to prison, according to a British tabloid report.

It is believed that Blake, 26, will return to Edmunds Hill Prison to complete his sentence after he allegedly failed a drugs test at the Life Works rehab center in Surrey. Continue »

K-Fraud’s Lie: I Wasn’t After Britney’s Stacks

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Your favorite white hustler, K-Fraud, is denying he wanted Britney’s stacks:

My first question to [my lawyer] was, “Am I ever going to be able to see my children?” I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.

K-Fraud knows Britney was his meal ticket out of the trailer park and off that back-up dancer steez. He did the smart thing that most broke trailer’s in his situation would do.

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*Exclusive* Kim K. To Become South African Ambassador?

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Get a load of this. A highly place Bossip spy just exclusively spilled that at the Empowerment of Africa dinner last night in NYC, dignitaries of the UN (yes, as in United Nations), asked Kim K. if she would be interested in becoming an ambassador. Let us pause for the sound of millions of jaws unhinging. Continue »

Lindsay Lohan and Her Boo Still Going Strong

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Lindsay and Sam are holding on to each other for dear life:

Lindsay Lohan’s standing by her (wo)man. The “Mean Girls” star insists in a new MySpace Celebrity blog post that she’s not splitting up with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. “Just to clear this up, because I have been getting a lot of e-mails asking me this one question, ” she wrote. “Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan (me) are NOT breaking up.”

The paparazzi darlings made headlines last week after nearly coming to blows at a trendy London nightclub. According to several reports – which Lohan’s publicist didn’t deny – the twosome had to be physically separated (click here for the story) as they screamed and threw punches at each other on the dance floor.

The cause of the chaos? Lohan’s ex-boyfriend, Calum Best, who cozied up to the actress at the club. Lohan, 22, has also been caught snapping at her 31-year-old girlfriend in public by paparazzi. After months of silence, Lohan has slowly become more vocal about her relationship with Ronson, recently telling Harper’s Bazaar, “She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

Hell, these two things are happy one moment and slapping and kicking ass the next. Sounds like everything is as it should be…for the moment, that is.

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Madonna’s Snapper Claims Another Victim

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It looks like A-Rod is in the game for good:

MADONNA and Alex Rodriguez are quietly shopping for love nests on the Upper East Side and on the East End, sources told Page Six.

A knowledgeable real estate source tells us the kabbalah-crazed pop queen and the skirt-chasing power hitter are “discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.

“Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently,” the insider said. “We’re talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million.”

Madge and A-Rod are also interested in scoring a house “with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy – although those are rare and hard to come by,” our spy added. Another source said they were also looking in the Hamptons.

Who wants to bet A-Rod just thought he was gonna chop that cougar down for a little bit and keep it moving? Not if Madonna’s snapper has anything to say about it. SMH at the power of the p-u-*-*-y.

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What is Wrong With This Picture???

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He likes it like that, leave that man alone. SMH

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Lindsey Lohan Drinking and Fornicating: What Rehab??

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The ginger Amy Winehouse, Lohan, is speeding on the road to destruction. You better hurry up and grab your tickets before the show is sold out.

Jessica Biel: The Best White Cake???

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This is the actress, Jessica Biel, in her new calendar looking proper. We were looking at her booty, and it seems very firm and makes Kim Kardashian’s cakes look a little sloppy in comparison. She should have entered that most beautiful cakes contest we reported on last week. Lord, have mercy on black men.

Are these the best white backs in the business???

More cake shots below.

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Britney Spears’ Kid Saying the F-word Already

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Apparently, Britney’s sons are taking after one of their parents:

Britney Spears may need to break out a bar of soap. In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone, she says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths.

“They’re starting to learn words like ‘stupid,’ and Preston says the F-word now sometimes,” Spears, 26, reveals.

“He doesn’t get it from us,” the singer stresses. “He must get it from his daddy [Kevin Federline]. I say it, but not around my kids.”

Britney says it isn’t her, but she’s a damn lie. She was probably cursing around her own mom since she could speak. And we already know Jamie Lynn was getting chopped down in the house when she was like 12. SMH

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Heading for an Early Grave

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They say decrepit pop hag Amy Winehouse is back in the sick house once again:

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse has been admitted to a London hospital after suffering a bad reaction to medication, her representative said Tuesday. Winehouse, 25, went to the private London Clinic on Sunday, said her spokesman, Chris Goodman. He said Winehouse’s medication made her ill and her doctors asked her to come in so they could investigate. Goodman did not disclose what type of medication was involved, saying only it is part of her “ongoing treatment.” It was not clear Tuesday whether she had been discharged.

It’s about time this triflin’ wheffah say yes to rehab – dontcha think?? SMH.