Question of the Day

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What you see above is not a youth center dance gone awry, it is actually Pharrell with Madonna in what can only be described as one of her many favorite positions. The question of the day is: What are the chances that Pharrell is actually enjoying being in between Madonna’s centuries old, flour colored, and muscular @ss legs?

More pics from Madonna’s Sweet and Sour Tour in NY.

Out Of Pocket

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Thanks to her extensive relationship experience (Bow Wow and No Cent), Ciara offered her two cents on Madonna’s ordeal:

CIARA has spoken out in support of MADONNA – insisting the pop superstar is strong enough to get through her divorce from GUY RITCHIE.  The pair announced their split last month (Oct08), confirming that their marriage has come to an end after seven-and-a-half years.  According to some reports, Madonna’s desire to adopt another child, her punishing gym routine, and a lack of support for her director husband’s filmmaking career caused irreparable damage to their union.  But the Material Girl star can count on one supporter to back her through the bitter proceedings – crunk star Ciara, who insists the singer’s 25-years in the public spotlight will help her cope.  The 23-year-old tells OK! magazine, “She’s a megastar, and that goes with the territory.  “But she’s definitely put her foot down as a woman over the years and she’s proven to be one of the best to me. She’ll make it through – she’s been doing this for a long time.”- WENN

Little does Ciara know, Madonna has not been able to refrain from tainting us all with her debauchery and nymphomania since around the time CiCi was born. The ink hasn’t even touched the divorce papers yet, but Madonna is already up to her old tricks and has been chopping down A-Rod.

Racism is Her Tic

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Considering that her mother giggles when she calls the woman behind the counter “N*gger!,” the girl has obviously been home schooled on racism and is now a racist with the inability to hide it. We know the cure to that sh*t and it’s found inside of a brick. It’s a very delicate procedure in which you crack it over her head and voila. Racism in check.

The Origin of No Homo

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Since every rapper alive keeps professing how “not gay” they are by using the term “No Homo,” it’s about time we discovered it’s origin. Hilariously enough, this pseudo-thug rocking a fresh CHI flat-ironed wispy flip, is supposedly the creator of the term. The homo-gangsters will get a good laugh out of this one.

Note: Only people who are secretly gay feel the need to use “no homo”.

In White Folks News: Isn’t He Married??

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Bono, the frontman of U2, on the left, who is a rough looking 48, is seen here having an R.Kelly moment in San Tropez:

The Irishmen met up with two 19-year-olds, American fashion student Andrea Feick and her British friend Hannah Emerson, in the playboys’ playground of St Tropez. Miss Feick told The Mail on Sunday she had known Bono for a few years but insisted their relationship had never crossed the line beyond friendship. She said: ‘I think that for somebody who’s much older than I am… no thank you. ‘No…God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.’Miss Feick excitedly announced the trip in one public message to her friend, saying: ‘So Bono and Simon called me yesterday and they arrived in Cannes today, so looks like we’ll have a plan! :) The images show Bono wearing his trademark hat and sunglasses while drinking cocktails with the two girls at the Nikki Beach bar in St Tropez, famous for its ‘champagne battles’ where guests spray fizz at each other. In one image, the Make Poverty History campaigner clutched Miss Feick’s hand to his chest theatrically while Carmody put his hand on Miss Emerson’s knee. Later that evening, they took a stroll along the beach, where Bono put his arm around Miss Feick’s waist and then wrapped himself around Miss Emerson’s neck. They made their way to a luxury yacht – thought to be the Cyan, a £12million, 140ft yacht with six cabins, owned by U2 guitarist The Edge.

If you don’t think Bono and his boy chopped down both of those teeny-boppers on their boat, then you need to adjust your helmet and bib and pop a squat in the time-out corner. Your little bus will pick you up shortly.

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New Jawn: “Single”

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Ne-Yo has tried to help resurrect the geriatric group, New Kids on the Block, for no reason other than a pay check. More surprising than their attempt at a comeback is the fact that this song doesn’t make our ears bleed. Are you as shocked as we are?

Halle is Bouncing From U.S.

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Looks like Halle is following her little K-Fraud to Canada, rumor has it she just bought him a home there:

Halle Berry just closed on a $1.6 million lake-side property in Quebec, Canada near the hometown of her model boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry. The couple and their 7-month-old daughter, Nahla Ariela, will reportedly reside in the town of Saint-Hippolyte in the Laurentians region, 40 miles north of Montreal. The house sits on 62 acres of land and overlooks a private lake, the magazine reported.The area that surrounds the property has been described as one of the most beautiful in the Laurentians, with more than 62 lakes, as well as mountains and cross-country ski trails.

Well, it was only a matter of time.

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In White Folks News….

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Brad Pitt is finally trying to make a decent woman out of that homewrecking Angelina Jolie broad:

Actress Angelina Jolie has conceded she will marry partner Brad Pitt one day – to keep their children happy. The movie star has a brood of six with Pitt – adopted kids Maddox, seven, Pax, four, and Zahara, three, and biological children Shiloh, two, and newborn twins [not pictured] Knox and Vivienne. Jolie and Pitt, who was previously married to Jennifer Aniston, have always maintained they will not wed until same-sex marriages are legalized across the U.S.

So Brad and Angelina will make a stand for the right to gay marriage, but they have no problem respectively openly dating another woman while married and dating a married man? SMH. Trollops.

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Lohan and Her Boy Toy Are Scrapping

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Hohan was on a train with her boy toy and got into it with him/her:

Every couple has its ups and downs, and it seems like Lindsay Lohan and her DJ galpal Samantha Ronson have had a teensy bit of a down last week, according to Page Six. During a ride on the Acela train to Washington on Thursday, LiLo and SamRo had a “quiet fight” for the entire trip, with Linds complaining about her staff and telling Sam, “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.”  Hohan was whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” The testiest part of the spat seemed to be when Lindsay told Sam, “Don’t f—ing lie to me!”

Sounds like Hohan needed her meds, or she is getting tired of that bone thin-Jonas Brother lookalike. We wonder how DJ “Like a Boy” chopps that down. Eww, no we dont.

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Fill in The Blank

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Here is Tara Reid’s cake at the beach over the weekend. It looks like the “rock man got her for real.”

Do you think swirl lovin’ brothas would hit this?

Fill in The Blank: When I look at this Tara’s backs, I just think________________.

Meet Miley Cyrus A.K.A ‘Baby Ho’

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Looks like Hannah Montanna is preparing to jog down the same track as Jaime Lynn Spears and little shady Palin. She’s seen here giving the “please-work-my-juvenile-jaws” look to 20 yr old model boyfriend Justin Gaston at Christian Audigier’s fashion show at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week while her dumb @ss mom looks on.

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Madonna to Break Off Guy with Stacks, $60 Million

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Guy Ritchie is reportedly going to get $60 million worth of assets in his divorce settlement with Madonna:

LONDON – Guy Ritchie and Madonna have settled their divorce, according to the British newspaper The Sun. The “RocknRolla” director will reportedly walk away with assets totaling around $60 million, including a 1,200-acre country estate, a London pub, and a cash settlement. Madonna will hold on to her New York and Los Angeles homes and most of her considerable fortune, The Sun reported. “

With the divorce all but out of the way, Guy, who’s in London filming “Sherlock Holmes” with Robert Downey Jr., is reportedly ready to move on romantically as well.Guy has always been very popular with women,” the source said. “They have thrown themselves at him throughout his marriage but he has always been utterly faithful. Now it’s all over, he plans to have a little fun — something that has been missing from his life for far too long.”

Nice come up but we don’t know if a marriage to Madonna for more than seven years is even worth $60 million. David Blaine did say she gives good brains though.

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Some Friday Swirl

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Rumor has it, 6’10″ Lamar Odom, was chasing down that little Hayden Panettiere after the Palladium opening the other day.

“Hayden was smiling in Lamar’s face, and was blatantly flirting. Most of the night he was knelt over, whispering words that had her stuck with a big grin. We had thought that she was dating Milo Ventimiglia, but Lamar still exchanged numbers with her. He was all over her.”

This is a pap source, so we do not know how true it is, however, they say Little Hayden is down for whatever. Lamar is going to chop that sugar cookie down, if he already hasn’t.

In White Folks News

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The Material Girl has been chopping down entertainers, sports figures, singers, actors, and even circus acts for over 15 yrs, now she is moving on to the next jump off:

Alex Rodriguez was so smitten with the pop queen that they discussed opening a chain of gyms together. He even attended Yom Kippur services with her and her three children in Times Square last week – sans “Snatch” director Ritchie.

“Things got to a breaking point about a month ago,” an insider told The Post. “And they [Madonna and Ritchie] did an intensive, two-week kabbalah course. That didn’t work.”

Now, “A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever,” a source close to Rodriguez told USmagazine.com.

The two “are definitely romantic,” the source added.

We do not know what gave Guy the interpretation that Hollyweird’s debauchery queen, would be able to change. Her stuff hangs outside her her panties, and she is calling him cruel? He better get that money. You know if the tables were turned she would rape him.

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It’s Over: Now It’s About Stacks

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According to the UK Sun and US Weekly, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are coming out with a statement that they are finally divorcing:

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are about to announce they’re divorcing, British newspapers report.

Citing unnamed sources, The Sun reports the couple want a divorce finalized by Christmas.

Madonna, 50, and Ritchie, 40, who’ve been married for eight years, “can’t bear to live with the pretense any longer,” a source told The Sun.

“It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together.”Despite huge attempts to patch things up, they both knew deep down that divorce was in the cards. It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when.’ They tried hard over the past few months, but their fighting was getting out of control.

“The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour.”

What took so long? Madonna is used goods and seems uber-selfish, he should have been traded that in. You know you’ve been around when Charles Barkley, A Rod, Jose Conseco, and Dennis Rodman chopped you down.

Possibly Jacko and Tupac too. SMH.

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