Jesus Take The Wheel

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Your boy Le Trung watched that movie Weird Science and took it too far. While his old ass was living with his parents in Ontario, Canada, he spent 20 stacks on creating a “perfect woman” who has sexual sensors and the whole 9:

“Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty,” Le Trung tells the Sun of London. “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.” “Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her,” he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she “has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there.”

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Sodomy Cops Turn Themselves In

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This is sodomy guy, the victim, Michael Mineo. He has accused the NYPD of hitting his backs with a baton after getting caught smoking some greenery: Continue »

Obama Ditching Cig’s

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According to Livesteez, Obama needs to make a bigger effort to stop smoking completely: Continue »

Detroit Takes Bailout Battle to the Altar

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Detroit has taken their woes and put it on the Lord:

With sport-utility vehicles at the altar and auto workers in the pews, one of Detroit’s largest churches on Sunday offered up prayers for Congress to bail out the struggling auto industry.

“We have never seen as midnight an hour as we face this week,” the Rev. Charles Ellis told several thousand congregants at a rousing service at Detroit’s Greater Grace Temple. “This week, lives are hanging above an abyss of uncertainty as both houses of Congress decide whether to extend a helping hand.” Continue »

Just a Little Bit Freaky

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Is anyone familiar with the popular trend in “open relationships” of America? Let’s just say a popular magazine editor in New York and his wife are just “freaky”. She has allowed him to have boyfriends and she gets to have women on the side and they don’t care if everyone knows about it:

“Claire and I have always been open about everything we’ve ever desired,” Neal, 41, says. “She is my perfect match—my sexual twin.” Together for 16 years, this couple has had boyfriends (his) and girlfriends (hers) during their marriage. “We’re not swingers, but we’re not Ozzie and Harriet, you know what I mean?” They look at each other and burst out laughing.

Over the past year and a half, Neal has been portrayed in NYC gossip columns as: 1) The happily married editor in chief of Men’s Fitness magazine. 2) A secretly gay guy who had an affair with Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner and was hospitalized after mysteriously leaving his job. 3) A bisexual, unemployed adulterer. 4) Most recently, the secretly straight but still slutty editor in chief of the gay publication Genre whose poor wife took his cheating ass back. Needless to say, this pair has a lot of explaining to do. When Claire says, “We’re not your cookie-cutter married couple,” it’s the understatement of the year.

“Our kids understand that we have loved men and women, but that the key is love,” says Neal, at home in Brooklyn with Claire and their children.

They are teaching their kids about their freaky lifestyle, do you think these young ones will become “twisted”?

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A Little Bit of Justice

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Yesterday, Gary Coleman finally had his day in court:

Pint-sized Gary Coleman has pleaded no contest to charges stemming from a bizarre blowup at a fan outside a bowling alley. A judge ordered the 40-year-old former star of “Diff’rent Strokes” to pay a $100 fine Tuesday after he pleaded no contest to a reckless driving charge.

According to court documents, Coleman, his wife and his bodyguard were going bowling in Payson, about 60 miles south of Salt Lake City, when Colt Rushton took a few photos of him with his cell phone camera and took a few more of Coleman’s truck in the parking lot. Rushton’s lawyer says Coleman’s wife took Rushton’s cell phone, a scuffle ensued and then Coleman ran into Rushton with his truck as he was backing out of the parking lot.

Gary’s lucky they didn’ throw his little crusty ass into the slammer, but can be sure that $100 fine sent Gary back a few with those shallow pockets of his. Poor fella.

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Jesus Take the Wheel

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Lawlessness occurred in London over an internet rap beef:

A teenage rapper in London has been sentence to 4 1/2 years in jail for killing a 16-year-old over lyrics posted on the internet.

According to the BBC, an 18-year-old — whose name has not been released — pleaded guilty in court to the manslaughter of Ikye Nmezu from Edmonton, north London, back in February.

The rapper reportedly attacked Nmezu with a brick when they two met by chance in Ponders End, north London. The story of their beef began on the internet.

In the lyrics of one of the 18-year-old’s songs mentioned a friend of Iyke’s, which lead to an exchange of insults over the internet. When the two met, Iyke was struck on the forehead with the brick, then ran off.

The victim went to two hospitals for treatment, but his head wasn’t scanned, and died. The cause of death was an abscess to the brain caused by an infection.

The BBC reports that a report into his treatment claimed there was a 70% he could have been saved if the brain injury had been noticed earlier.

Judge Richard Hawkins told the 18-year-old defendant that he accepted that he had not meant to kill Iyke. However, he added the use of the brick had been “plainly dangerous”.

Teen aged internet rappers are using bricks to bash each other’s heads open over a verse? Jesus, if you can hear us, please take the wheel. SMH

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Mike Tyson is “On One” Again

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According to Livesteez, Tyson is at it again with his old tricks…like running his car through gates and sh*t:

Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has found himself back in news headlines, this time for impatiently ramming his vehicle into the visitor’s gate of a private community in Las Vegas on Thanksgiving morning. According to local ABC news affiliates KTNV, the retired boxer pulled his late-model black Escalade up to the southern part of Valley at Monarch Estates at around 7:45 a.m. Thursday. “He went to the visitor’s gate, but instead of driving through the gate when it opened, he veered off and hit the closed resident’s gate,” said Action News reporter Rikki Cheese. “Tyson reportedly backed up and ripped the gate down. Metro was called, and Tyson got a ticket.” Las Vegas Police were called to investigate and gave him a breathalyzer test, which he passed. They then dismissed the entire incident as an accident and Tyson escaped with a fine before being allowed inside of the gated community to visit his friend, as reported by Eurweb.com.

Well it appears that Mike is still the ticking time bomb he has always been. We just pray for anyone next to this ignorant goof ball when he blows, it will not be a pretty sight.

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Black Friday Trample Update

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According to Livesteez, the Black Friday fiasco that we reported on Friday, with one man being killed and a pregnant lady being injured is being investigated:

Police are investigating the incident of a Wal-Mart worker, after he was trampled to death by post-Thanksgiving shoppers. Nassau County police are reviewing surveillance videos of the stampede, but they acknowledge it may be difficult to bring criminal charges. Authorities and Wal-Mart Stores Inc. said no new information was available Saturday on the employee’s brutal death, which rattled shoppers even as they flocked to the Valley Stream store a day later. “It felt a little freakish,” customer Ellie Berhun, 48, told the New York Daily News. “Some man lost his life because a VCR was on sale? Please. It’s just too sad for words.” Police said the temporary worker, Jdimytai Damour, was mowed down as about 2,000 bargain-hunters surged into the store at Friday’s 5 a.m. opening, leaving a metal portion of the door frame crumpled like an accordion. Damour, 34, came from a temporary agency and was doing maintenance work at the store, Wal-Mart said. Other workers were knocked to the ground as they tried to rescue Damour, and customers simply stepped over him and kept shopping even as the store announced it was closing because of the death, police and witnesses said. At least four other people, including a woman eight months pregnant, were taken to hospitals for observation or treatment for minor injuries. The store, about 20 miles east of Manhattan, closed for several hours but reopened Friday afternoon, as reported by USAToday. The day after Thanksgiving is known as Black Friday because it has traditionally marked the point when a throng of shoppers pushes stores into profitability for the year. Bentonville, Ark.-based Wal-Mart said it added staffers and outside security workers and put up barricades to try to prepare for the consumer rush. But police spokesman Detective Lt. Michael Fleming said Friday that security was inadequate for a scene he called “utter chaos.” Criminal charges are possible, but identifying anyone in the store’s videos may prove difficult, Fleming said.

They are going to have to round up hundreds of people if they want to make some arrests. They should also investigate the Walmart heads who did not have better security in line along with a more reasonable and logical way of handling all those shoppers.  SMH

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1 Man Trampled and 1 Miscarriage on Black Friday

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People went crazy this morning in Long Island to save about $40 bucks. Come on y’all, killing someone?

A 34-year-old man was trampled to death in a rush of Black Friday shoppers at a Long Island mall today, police said. Long lines of shoppers thronged outside the Wal-Mart at the Green Acres mall in Valley Stream before it opened for post-Thanksgiving business at 5 a.m. “When the doors opened, all hell broke loose,” .He was rushed to a local hospital but declared dead at 6:03, police said. Four other people were hospitalized, including a 28-year-old pregnant woman. She was knocked to the store floor a short distance from where the 34-year-old man was trampled and her fate was unclear. The other three people taken to hospitals suffered minor injuries. Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in Bentonville, Ark., called the incident a “tragic situation” and said the employee came from a temporary agency and was doing maintenance work at the store.

Jesus take the Wheel. SMH

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When The Checks Stop Coming In

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Sh*t is hitting the fan, and we really need Jesus to take the wheel, for all of us. Major stores are closing down around the U.S., Dillards, Mervyns,  and the Gap are just a few out of the 30 something listed.

We have a list under the hood of all the major store closures..and we are in trouble people. SMH. We are in a recession, please start protecting/saving your stacks! Continue »

Cali Fire: “Looks Like Hell Out Here”

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In Montecito, Yorba Linda, Corona, and Brea, California, fires have been blazing out of control for 2 days now and hundreds of homes have been lost:

Southern Californians weathered a second straight day of devastation Saturday as wind-blasted wildfires destroyed hundreds of homes, shut down major freeways and forced thousands of residents in the path of flames to flee to safety. Montecito, ranked by Forbes magazine in 2006 as the seventh most expensive area in the US, with an average home price of $2.9m (£1.9m), is a popular retreat for the rich and famous. Celebrities such as talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey and Hollywood actors Michael Douglas, Jeff Bridges and Rob Lowe all own property in the area.

A wildfire stoked by powerful Santa Ana winds damaged or destroyed at least 42 homes in Yorba Linda and Corona Saturday and charred more than 1,000 acres.The fire forced thousands to evacuate the area, while streets and freeways were snarled with traffic.A smaller fire also burned in Brea, near Carbon Canyon and Olinda Village.

It is rumored that the fire was started by an ex-owner of a home. Apparently, it made more sense for him to set that b*tch ablaze once it foreclosed.

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Sunday Surgery Slips Vol 3: Jocelyn Wildenstein

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On this Sunday’s Slip we decided to go hard to help you get over that hangover you got from last night’s libations. Jocelyn Wildenstein is the epitome of trying to achieve a Hollyweird image and why you’re better off making the most of what you’ve been blessed with. SMH

Is this who Kim is aiming to look like?

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Katt Williams Admitted to Mental Institution

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Katt Williams has that blank stare for a reason:

Actor and comedian Katt Williams, of movies “First Sunday” and “Norbit” fame, apparently has made a stop in Sumter. Unfortunately it was not for one of his stand-up comedy routines but rather a visit with family members that allegedly ended with a psychiatric evaluation at Tuomey Regional Medical Center. On Friday, he turned up in Sumter and allegedly underwent a mental health evaluation for a possible hospital commitment, at the urging of local family members. This was after run-ins with both city and county law enforcement. Sumter Police Department Maj. Perry Herod said officers responded to a call in reference to suspicious behavior by Williams, 35, on Friday morning at the Mount Vernon Inn.

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Winehouse Is Really Losing It Now

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Crackhouse wasn’t hiding from the One-Time, she was just trying to get those rocks up off her boyfriend:

Amy Winehouse went on a wild rampage around Camden last night, screaming for her husband and banging on the door of her old flat some 100 meters from her current home. The troubled star appeared to be completely out of it and was worryingly emaciated again, with sores all over her face. The wild-eyed singer - still without her trademark beehive and minus her trademark sweep of black eyeliner – then made her way back to her flat clutching a liter bottle of vodka via a building site, signing autographs on the way.

Amy then handed a bottle of vodka to waiting snappers, before shouting through a window: “It’s hard going for a year without sex,” Her drug-addict husband Blake Fielder-Civil is due to rejoin his wife tomorrow, having gone straight to rehab from prison where he served time for GBH and perverting the course of justice.

We really feel sorry for this chick these days because this is just getting out of hand now. She literally looks like a zombie walking around with her face bleeding like that. SMH

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