Vivica Fox….Fantastic Plastic

May 20th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

From Fab to Drag….
She is starting to become a plastic mess….That’s all I’m saying.

Fat Joe into Paris Hilton…..

May 20th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

In a recent interview at Hot 97 Radio Station in New York, Terror Squad’s Fat Joe praised Paris Hilton’s new LP, calling it “phenomenal”; also saying that her voice is “amazing”.

Miss Money Bags has both Fat Joe and Jadakiss on a couple of cuts and is calling the LP “Jealousy” based on her relationship, or former relationship I should say, with Nicole Richie.

That’s right Paris, get the gangsta’s behind you, everybody else has been there!

Hedge Fund Manager, Kirk Wright: IMA, C.E.O, M.I.A & found in Miami….


Hiding Hedge

May 19th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Runaway Hedge Fund Manager, Kirk Wright was found in a Miami hotel Thursday; no, not Mexico, Switzerland or the Caymans, but on good old American soil.

$184 million dollars missing, NFL clients P.O.’d and he goes to Miami?

I think hedge hogs are a lot smarter, at least when they hide, they can’t be found that easily!

Sidney Poitier receives high honor….

May 19th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Well, maybe the French are really nice after all.

Sidney Poitier received high honors Thursday at the 59th Cannes Film Festival Event for “breaking down barriers for black actors everywhere”.

He received the first Academy Award ever given to an African American for the 1963 movie, “Lilies in the Field”.

Way to go Sid and thanks for being so cool.

Key event without Keys….

May 19th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Alicia Keys bailed on a benefit for the Cancer & Fertility Society in New York after a major sponsor pulled out leaving them with the possibility of limited funds.

Apparently the organizer took out a second mortgage on his home in attempts to keep the charity fundraiser going, paying Miss Keys.
She then tried to keep the deposit, which was over $100,000!! A source says that she will give it back. The organization helps women who are cured from cancer conceive.

Very charitable Alicia, now we really know what you think about “A Woman’s Worth”!

Mobb Deep jumped, fan punched out….

May 19th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

At New York City’s Roxy Nightclub, a Mobb Deep concert Fan flew past security and jumped on stage, refusing to leave, got punched dead center in the face by RapStar 40 Glocc.

No charges are pending.

Nobody Knowles the trouble I’ve seen.

Interesting resemblance….
Wanna be Beyonce, yet still hot….
Not happy….

May 18th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Super hot Diva Beyonce and Super Rich JayZ may be headed for a split.

During the Nets-Heat game in Miami, singing sensation Rihanna reportedly called JayZ and talked for about 15 minutes! Miss Knowles apparently became annoyed and left the game.

“Your love’s got me acting so crazy right now”

Mariah vs Christina


May 18th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera have quite a bit to say these days, expecially about each other.

In a recent interview with GQ mag., Christina was quoted as saying that Mariah said “really derogatory things to me at a party once” and that it was “around the time that she had that breakdown and was probably heavily medicated”.

Christina says the comment were “taken out of context” and has apologized. Mariah will “pray for Christina”. All is good in the Diva-hood!!

"Ghetto Slut" Update: A Reminder

May 18th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Radio Host Neil Boortz called Rep. Cynthia McKinney a “ghetto slut”!

We know it can’t be true, in order to be a slut you have to have multiple acts of sexual intercourse with many different people and that ain’t happening to her.

Dealing with DJ Star; Man-ish looks, Mongrels and Money.

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Deal #1-DJ Star’s offer of $500.00 to locate rival Discjockey, DJ Envy’s four year old daughter, so that he may do an “R Kelly” on her, also throwing out a few racial slurs at she and her Mother.

Deal #2-The New York City Police’s offer to DJ Star to surrender his registered weapon at the nearest precinct and upon arrival, being arrested for Child Endangerment and a Hate Crime(Please see Deal #1′s explanation starting with DJ Envy’s four year old).

Deal #3-Offers of a possible jail sentence for Star and lawsuit for Clear Channel Communications and 105.1 radio station by DJ Envy and Family, as what he did and said is considered a Hate Crime.

Deal #4-
Possible offer to DJ Star; a lucrative book deal, his own radio show and/or a nice cell block with all the appropriate amenities.

Deal #5-Possible deal from me, to help Gia Casey overcome her man-ish looks by offering a girlie girl’s touch to her awful hair, boring makeup and drab clothes.

Baby, just because you sad, doesn’t mean you have to be ugly.

UK: Get the f—k out my Country!

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie

So you can’t get into British Airway’s first class section? Who wants the damn tea and crumpet’s royal treatment anyway?

Although Snoop; I have flown BA first class on several occasions and without my big butt entourage. Twas treated quite nicely. Tis a pity and a load of bullocks that you now may never be able to experience the hilly bog of the countryside and the very snotty High Streets due to being banned from the United Kingdom.

Oh well, toodles to not-so-Great Britain and they can royally kiss an arse.

My boss won’t like this….

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

But L L Cool J….If he weren’t married and I could get my hands on that….I would go dow….bleep! I hate censorship!

Yummy yum yum, need to get me some….

Kimora the Horror!

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Her latest venture, a book titled “Fabulosity, What it is & How to get it”. Um….Kimora, we all know the answer. Marry an ogre magnate and start a company with his money.

Rihanna’n up the charts!

Incoming Gale Force Winds!!

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Leaps and bounds up the charts(33!), lucrative deal with Def Jam and a cut with Bow Wow.

Rihanna’s Caribbean hotness is stirring up a hurricane.

Wouldn’t you boys like to get into the eye of her storm?

DMX accosted on flight.

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Rapper/Actor DMX refused to wear a seatbelt and became verbally abusive on an American Airlines flight from New York to London Saturday.

Upon landing, authorities at Heathrow Airport warned the rapstar and recorded the disturbance, but let him go. Recently completing a 70 day sentence at Riker’s Island, Earl Simmons aka DMX is known for altercations with law.

Chill man, just chill.