The self-inflicted decline of Whitney Houston

Whitney’s Worse(postchronicle)

May 26th, 2006
By Melee`

We are worried about you Whitney.

The bag lady look we are not buying.

A deeper issue is surfacing and denying it only makes it worse because in the public eye, pictures say it all.

Whitney, we are praying for you.

Gabrielle Union’s Hot Offer from Tyler Perry


Gab’s Smokin’ Career(Rueters)

May 25th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Tyler Perry has offered hot Blacktress Gabrielle Union a starring role in his latest film titled, “Daddy’s Little Girl” and Ms.Union has accepted.

Of course this movie is hardly childs play.

Union will play a prominent attorney who falls in love with a janitor with children, a serious message proving love on any and all levels.

Gabrielle’s status in HollyHood is growing at a rapid pace and no wonder!
Talented, Beautiful and Strong, this girl’s got it together!

Is rapper "The Game" getting played?

Your brass is in trouble(allheadlinenews)

May 25th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Weapons charges, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, sued for attacking a fan, so a little trouble with the law.

Jayceon Taylor aka ‘The Game’ was recently arrested in Burbank, CA and charged with carrying a dangerous weapon, upon searching his blacked out Bentley, police found a set of brass knuckles, yes, brass knuckles, which are harmless until somebody cracks your head with them.

Why was he stopped in the first place? X-ray vision? The cops could see thru the car, therefore able to spot the “weapon”?

Cops got skills these days!

Hail to Queen Latifah and King Jamie Foxx

Until there’s a cure(Billboard)

May 25th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Whether we chose to face the reality of it or not, AIDS has been ravishing the black community since its initial discovery. Director George Nelson’s sister, a former drug user, overcame her addiction and being diagnosed with the virus to become a great activist for awareness.

The biopic, “Support”, starring the lovely Latifah, will be a riveting story and an education. Jamie Foxx has also signed on as an Executive Producer.

Fact: 54% of new infections in the U.S. are among African Americans
Fact: 64% of new infections in the U.S. are among African American women
Fact: 50% of all new infections in the U.S. occur in people 25 years and under.

Get the facts and check out this great and inspiring film!

Beyonce: Best ‘Thick’, ’cause what Jay Z likes, Jay Z gets!


Ready for this jelly(mirror.co.uk)

May 24th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Looking very ‘dried’ up at the Cannes Film Festival, Beyonce Knowles took to the red carpet with a whole new look. Chiseled skinny and washed out.(first pic)

During the filming of ‘Dreamgirls, Beyonce lost twenty pounds for the hit role of ‘Deena’, opposite jamie Fox. “Basically fasting and drinking protein drinks”, Miss Knowles’ great booty bod shrunk in no time.

Beyonce, we miss your bootyliciousness(second pic), please do not end up like Nicole Ritchie!

Nicole Richie: Give this b****h about twenty-five pounds of fat back…..

Death Camp Couture(calenderlive.com)

May 23rd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

DJ AM, I don’t blame you for leaving, find a girl that you won’t have to eventually bury!

She claims only to a 5-10 pound weight loss, I mean, one of her boobs weighed at least 5 lbs back then! Look how luscious Nicole used be! Beautiful.

Now she needs some ribs with meat, a feeding tube full of double cheese burger juice, high chicken fat smoothies, vats of Oreo soup….something….the girl is going to die.

Miss Ritchie is evidently starving for attention. Come to think of it, get her some mental help!

Babyface: What idiot takes a $9 mil.check?

Babyface Blunder

May 23rd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

This not so smart guy claims to be Babyface’s long (not so lost) son, tries to extort money from him, takes a check for $9,000,000.00?

Honey, Did you know that no rich person in their right mind would hand over a check?

Next time? Maybe when you get out of prison? Try something similar, but ask for a wire transfer!

Outlook for Outkast onward; breaking up or what? Big Boi and Dre Fallout?


ain’t misbehavin’

May 23rd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Hey ya! Call in the mediators, this duo can not break up!

We love you Big Boi, we love you Dre, work out your differences for the sake of the children(aka fans)!

With LP and movie “Idlewood” releasing in August, the LP will be chart stopping, the film has a lineup with a few of Hollyhood’s best; Cecily Tyson, Terrence Howard, Patti LaBelle, Ben Vereen and Macy Gray.

What can go wrong? A break up, no way!

“I’m for real”, don’t throw 14+ years down the “Stankonia”.

Oprah inks a deal.

Pocket Change
May 22nd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Oprah Winfrey has signed on with publishing house Simon & Schuster to write a book on weight control.

Winfrey has had a rollercoaster ride with her figure, losing and gaining and finally, a stable loss resulting from finding the right balance, she is an expert on the subject.

Long time friend and personal trainer, Bob Greene is also back on board to exercise his expertise.

Oprah reportedly was paid an advance fee of over $12 million!

Whew, makes me really hungry, money hungry that is!

Destiny’s stirrin’ up some stuff! What will Kelly Rowland do?


Upstaged Again?
May 22nd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Destiny’s out of control!

Kelly Rowland of retired group ‘Destiny’s Child’ has been invited to the Glamorama event to kick off Fashion Week in September, the plan was to perform a few songs from her newly released LP “My Story: Kelly Rowland”. Now that the release date has been pushed back to ’07, what will she do?

Meanwhile, Beyonce is hitting the stage during Fashion Week to perform as well. Is Kelly being upstaged by bestfriend?

Beyonce, Jamie Foxx Blow Cannes Away


Star Power

May 22nd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

A 20 minute trailer of the upcoming film, DreamGirls was a huge success, receiving rave reviews and applause at the Cannes Film Festival.

Starring leads Beyonce Knowles and Jamie Foxx were on hand for the praise. Due out later this year, the Tony winning play is an inspiring story of the ascension and struggles of rising stardom.

Both Knowles and Foxx know a little about this, Academy Awards are in ya’lls ‘destiny’!

Destiny’s Child’s Kelly Rowland smothering career….

Diva Deserted

May 22nd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

With the delayed release of Kelly Rowland’s second album, “My Story: Kelly Rowland, one has to think whether it has the credibility to stand out against all the emerging superstars, that include best pal Beyonce.

Kelly’s Manager, Matthew Knowles (yes, Beyonce’s Dad) has delayed the release of the LP until 2007, due to actually drop this July, Manager Knowles “wanted to avoid competition with all the hot records dropping this summer”.

Is she really being smothered out by the popularity of Miss Knowles? Rhianna? Shakira? Christina Milian?

Will there ever be a “good” time

Rep. William Jefferson; Frozen assets.


D-LaLa

May 22nd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

No moving on up for you Mr. Jefferson.

This Mr.Jefferson froze $90,000 in $10,000 increments in food containers and aluminum foil and $10,000 is still missing from a $100,000 bribe.

Congressman Jefferson, who represents the great state of Louisana, has been caught on videotape accepting money from the Feds; the bribe money was apparently to secure funds for Nigerian business deals.

You finally found a piece of that pie, now pray it has a file in it.

Naomi Campbell’s flamboyant birthday….


Model mockery

May 22nd, 2009
By Melanie Woodroffe

If you are not in Dubai right now, you are missing it!
$1.8 Mil on a birthday party?….I can’t even fathom, I am speechless, er, typeless….read on.

NAOMI Campbell is playing sugar mama. The anger-management poster child waltzed into Lounge – the new boutique/bar on Broadway – last week with “her new boyfriend and bought thousands of dollars’ worth of CDs and True Religion brand jeans for him,” a store p.r. woman said. Campbell refused to introduce the man, believed to be a sheik from Abu Dhabi, and declined to pose for photos, because, she told the p.r. woman: “I know I need to stay out of the limelight with all the trouble I’ve gotten myself into!” It’s not the limelight you have to worry about, doll; it’s the maids!
(nypost)

Miss Campbell will probably get, like, $1.2 Mil in gifts alone!

Mayor Nagin Again….


Winds of Change

May 22nd, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

The legacy of New Orleans has fallen into the hands of mouthy, yet passionate Mayor Ray Nagin once again.

Beating Mitch Landrieu by a 52-48% margin, Nagin will continue to strive and face a long journey of restoring the once thriving commerce of the Big Easy, bringing back the exodus of people displaced by the evil hurricane Katrina.

“Chocolate City” come alive….