Mobb Deep jumped, fan punched out….

May 19th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

At New York City’s Roxy Nightclub, a Mobb Deep concert Fan flew past security and jumped on stage, refusing to leave, got punched dead center in the face by RapStar 40 Glocc.

No charges are pending.

Nobody Knowles the trouble I’ve seen.

Interesting resemblance….
Wanna be Beyonce, yet still hot….
Not happy….

May 18th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Super hot Diva Beyonce and Super Rich JayZ may be headed for a split.

During the Nets-Heat game in Miami, singing sensation Rihanna reportedly called JayZ and talked for about 15 minutes! Miss Knowles apparently became annoyed and left the game.

“Your love’s got me acting so crazy right now”

Mariah vs Christina


May 18th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera have quite a bit to say these days, expecially about each other.

In a recent interview with GQ mag., Christina was quoted as saying that Mariah said “really derogatory things to me at a party once” and that it was “around the time that she had that breakdown and was probably heavily medicated”.

Christina says the comment were “taken out of context” and has apologized. Mariah will “pray for Christina”. All is good in the Diva-hood!!

"Ghetto Slut" Update: A Reminder

May 18th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Radio Host Neil Boortz called Rep. Cynthia McKinney a “ghetto slut”!

We know it can’t be true, in order to be a slut you have to have multiple acts of sexual intercourse with many different people and that ain’t happening to her.

Dealing with DJ Star; Man-ish looks, Mongrels and Money.

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Deal #1-DJ Star’s offer of $500.00 to locate rival Discjockey, DJ Envy’s four year old daughter, so that he may do an “R Kelly” on her, also throwing out a few racial slurs at she and her Mother.

Deal #2-The New York City Police’s offer to DJ Star to surrender his registered weapon at the nearest precinct and upon arrival, being arrested for Child Endangerment and a Hate Crime(Please see Deal #1′s explanation starting with DJ Envy’s four year old).

Deal #3-Offers of a possible jail sentence for Star and lawsuit for Clear Channel Communications and 105.1 radio station by DJ Envy and Family, as what he did and said is considered a Hate Crime.

Deal #4-
Possible offer to DJ Star; a lucrative book deal, his own radio show and/or a nice cell block with all the appropriate amenities.

Deal #5-Possible deal from me, to help Gia Casey overcome her man-ish looks by offering a girlie girl’s touch to her awful hair, boring makeup and drab clothes.

Baby, just because you sad, doesn’t mean you have to be ugly.

UK: Get the f—k out my Country!

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie

So you can’t get into British Airway’s first class section? Who wants the damn tea and crumpet’s royal treatment anyway?

Although Snoop; I have flown BA first class on several occasions and without my big butt entourage. Twas treated quite nicely. Tis a pity and a load of bullocks that you now may never be able to experience the hilly bog of the countryside and the very snotty High Streets due to being banned from the United Kingdom.

Oh well, toodles to not-so-Great Britain and they can royally kiss an arse.

My boss won’t like this….

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

But L L Cool J….If he weren’t married and I could get my hands on that….I would go dow….bleep! I hate censorship!

Yummy yum yum, need to get me some….

Kimora the Horror!

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Her latest venture, a book titled “Fabulosity, What it is & How to get it”. Um….Kimora, we all know the answer. Marry an ogre magnate and start a company with his money.

Rihanna’n up the charts!

Incoming Gale Force Winds!!

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Leaps and bounds up the charts(33!), lucrative deal with Def Jam and a cut with Bow Wow.

Rihanna’s Caribbean hotness is stirring up a hurricane.

Wouldn’t you boys like to get into the eye of her storm?

DMX accosted on flight.

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Rapper/Actor DMX refused to wear a seatbelt and became verbally abusive on an American Airlines flight from New York to London Saturday.

Upon landing, authorities at Heathrow Airport warned the rapstar and recorded the disturbance, but let him go. Recently completing a 70 day sentence at Riker’s Island, Earl Simmons aka DMX is known for altercations with law.

Chill man, just chill.

Ok, Let’s celebrate a Halle day!

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

In a recent interview with The Sun newspaper in London, Halle Berry spoke of a difficult childhood and as having a “white wish” when she was younger. Quoted saying, “I wished for a pill that would turn me white, feeling like this would make my life better somehow”. Also saying, “I struggled my whole life with being black”. Well, she has since changed her mind, embracing her looks and talents.
Quite frankly, if I could take a pill and turn into Halle, I would SO be there right now.

While caught up in the fantasy, Hmmm….I will make Shamar Moore my honey….Woo! I got to go!

Side note: Halle is the lovely product of an interracial marriage.

Vasi Lean….Simmons is slick



May 14th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Slender Model, Denise Vasi, 23(please see above to left, first prepare to be blinded by beauty); Stunning, Smart and Stunning….
Ogre Mogul, Russell Simmons, damn near 50(Please see above to right, wait, first prepare to be blinded by yuck); Rich, Smart and Rich….
How do the two make a pair? They are polar extreme opposites, that’s how. He is elder, ugly and rich. She is young, hot and looking for richer way of life. Kimora Lee would you kindly step aside please, we have a new “Golden Goddess”.

GoldenGoddessoneGoingGoingGone

Halle Mother’s Day

Hi Mom, Happy Mother’s Day, I got you a little something….

May 14, 2006
By Melanie

Halle Berry could have sent flowers and a nice card for Mother’s Day, but instead she had to upstage us all by making Moms everywhere aware of their children’s shortcomings!
As if winning an Academy Award for Best Actress, having loads of cash AND being drop dead gorgeous isn’t enough, Halle has purchased a nice cushy dive for Mom in Los Angeles for Mother’s Day, so that she may “have her close”. So Mom, next year you get a mansion in Tuscany filled with flowers, um….and a card!

Suge Knight Says He Only Has $11, "SKIDROW RECORDS"?



Smoking Gun:

“MAY 5–Dogged by $12 million in tax liens and other legal judgments, rap music titan Marion “Suge” Knight is down to $11 in his checking accounts and the bling on his back, according to a bankruptcy court filing. The Death Row Records founder, who filed for Chapter 11 protection last month, claims that his $4.4 million in assets is dwarfed by $137.4 million in debt. He filed for bankruptcy shortly after being hit with a $100 million judgment in a lawsuit brought by a woman who claims she was instrumental in the founding of Death Row. According to schedules filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles (excerpts of which you’ll find below), the 41-year-old Knight has no monthly income and meager asssets, including $25,000 in jewelry and clothing worth $1000. He also lists monthly expenses of about $30,000, the majority of which ($24,700) is earmarked for “alimony, maintenance, and support paid to others.” While Knight’s plight seems dire, his court filing lists as “unknown” the value of his interest in ten companies, including Death Row, Getto Records, and Blood Money Entertainment. We’re not sure how Suge plans to emerge from bankruptcy, but perhaps the Bloods-affiliated producer could once again hang Vanilla Ice by his feet off a hotel balcony–only this time, he’ll have to see if any change falls from the wack rapper’s pockets. “