Some Afternoon Cakes

Portia Jenkins

Boasting 34dd-26-43 measurements, Portia Jenkins is without a doubt the finest thing currently walking around Columbus, Ohio. Continue »

Boo-Hoo: The Sperminator’s Son Is Feeling Sad And Blue Behind His Daddy’s Dirty Dog Ways

This fool Arnold went and broke up his happy home behind this hoe, so sad…

According to TMZ reports:

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 17-year-old son Patrick is sharing his feelings in the wake of his father’s scandal … saying he loves his family very much, but some days he just wants to be “normal for a bit.”

Patrick took to his Twitter page moments ago and posted, “some days you feel like s**t, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit, yet i love my family till death do us apart.”

FYI — the first part of Patrick’s message is a lyric from the Fort Minor hit, “Where’d You Go.”

Earlier today, Pat’s mother, Maria Shriver, released a statement about Arnold’s adultery admission saying, “This is a painful and heartbreaking time. As a mother, my concern is for the children.”

Schwarzenegger done really stepped in it this time. Maybe Miley Cyrus will let Patrick hit the Salvia bong with her to console his aching heart…

All Hail The Greeks Pt. 2: Alphas And Sigmas

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Kids, go to college. One reason getting a higher education is awesome is the ability to pledge at any number of Historically Black Greek Letter Organizations. Continue »

Some Afternoon Linkage

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Miss Albania Denies Dating Kanye West [Photos] (GO)

Miley Cyrus Topless Getting A Tattoo (GO)

R. Kelly’s Ex-Wife Launches Sensual Dance Fitness And Pole Dancing Classes [Photos] (GO)

Maria Shriver Speaks Out On Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child Bombshell (GO)

How To Write A Love Letter To Your Man (GO)

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Take Moroccan And Monroe Home In Style (GO)

Naomi Rumored To Be A Bridesmaid For Kate Moss Nuptials This July (GO)

Young Chris “Hey Lover” (GO)

Hair Heists Are A Growing Trend (GO)

Don Lemon: Yes The Black Community Is Homophobic (GO)

Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Karreuche Tran Celebrates B Day [Photos] (GO)

“I Was A Stripper, Who Fell In Love & Got Married, But Now I’m Texting My Ex” (GO)

“The Wire’s” Felicia ‘Snoop’ Pearson Pleads Not Guilty In Drug Case [Video] (GO)

Six Pop & Hip-Hop Stars Rumored To Be Members Of The Illuminati (GO)

For Your Information: Supreme Court Says One-Time Doesn’t Need A Warrant If They Smell That Loud

Hide your kush, hide your purp. Especially if you’re in your own home. Continue »

True Or False?!?! It’s Barbie BEEITCH Minaj Drops That Dirty Diddy Money For Drake’s Manager!

This ITCHBAY stay firing the help… Continue »

Fear of the Blackface Minstrel

Bossip Certified Links

[] New Movie Trailer: Rejoice And Shout
Preview the new documentary about Gospel music’s 200-year history, due out next month. (Watch)

[] TV One President Jonathan Rodgers Leaving Post
After close to 50 years of service in the media business, TV One President and CEO Johnathan Rodgers is retiring in June. (Read)

[] Who’s Osama? How To Explain Recent Events To Your Kids
Whether it was to congratulate President Obama or take a dig at Osama, most of us have made at least one commemorative comment—likely in front of our children. (Read)

[] Kanye West Headlining Austin City Limits Festival With Big Boi, Cee Lo
Kanye West is the latest celebrity to headline a music festival, this time Austin’s City Limits Fest. (Read)

[] Check Out The Most Expensive Sports Bra In The World
So the conversation would probably go like this: Honey do we pay the mortgage this month or buy you that jewel-studded bra you’ve been asking for instead? (Read)

This Lady Is Disgusting: Married Teacher Popped For Having An Orgy With Five Students At Her Home

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These sexing up students on your free time shenanigans are getting way out of hand: Continue »

Colorstruck: From Caramel To Cream; A Chronicle Of Kanye West Conquests

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Yeezy has been going hard with the blondes lately. Continue »

Certified Links

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Pharrell Williams Launches New Brand And Shows Off Yacht (GO)

DJ AM’s Sister Dies After Battle With Colon Cancer (GO)

Ginger Spice Flashes Her Hot Mom Ass of the Day (GO)

Harlem Designers Strut Their Stuff (GO)

Cleaning Out The Closet (GO)

Move Over Arnold & Maria: Other Past Kennedy Scandals (GO)

Red Carpet Watching at Cannes: Rosario Dawson, Zoe Saldana, Gwen Stefani, Penelope Cruz, etc. (GO)

Jimmy “Henchman” Rosemond On The Run (GO)

Selma 46 Years After Bloody Sunday (GO)

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Angela Martini (GO)

Tavis Smiley Wants President Obama To Address Black Unemployment (GO)

Britney Spears Looks Entirely Cognizant of Her Surroundings (GO)

How To Get Your Man To Do Whatever You Want (GO)

AKOO Clothing, Grand Hustle And Atlantic Records Launch Campaign For Supporters To Salute T.I. (GO)

Audrina’s Boyfriend Gets Arrested, But It Doesn’t Ruin Her Bikini Party Steez (GO)

Donny Osmond (LOL) Has Some Advice for Justin Bieber (GO)


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