What Is Wrong With This Picture???

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Ever stuck something in an embarrassing place and been unable to get it out without the help of emergency room assistance??? Continue »

Random Ridiculousness: Skinny White Dude Who Escaped Jail By “Shimmying” Through The Bars Of His Cell Captured

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Ahh, the rewards of being slim:

Authorities have captured an inmate who escaped early Monday morning from the Haywood County Jail. Continue »

Daaaaayum! Who Knew Michael Jackson Had It In Him?!?!

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This random – and definitely real – candid shot of Michael Jackson popped up on the web today. And left us absolutely speechless. Continue »

What The Hell??? Car Thief Returns To The Scene Of The Crime To Scream On Mother For Leaving Baby In The Unattended Vehicle

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SMH… You’d think by now parents would learn to stop leaving their kids unattended in cars.

Unfortunately that’s not the case of one Texas mother who almost lost her child and her car last week when a thief made away with the vehicle, only to return to the scene of the crime to berate his victim for leaving her child in the backseat!

Galveston police said a 22-year-old woman and her boyfriend parked along Seawall Boulevard near 9th Street early Tuesday morning to go fishing.

They took their fishing gear down to the beach and then decided it was too cold for the toddler, investigators said.

The mother took the child back to the car, started the engine and heater and then went back to the beach to help her boyfriend get the fishing gear, police said.

Investigators said a homeless man hopped in the car and took off, with the child inside.
A few minutes later, the car thief took the car back and yelled at the couple for leaving the child in the car, police said.

Detectives said the thief ran away on foot.

The district attorney decided not to file charges against the woman and her boyfriend for leaving the child in the car.

If this had a different outcome this wouldn’t be funny, but since the woman got her kid — and her car– back safely we’ve gotta say this is one hilarious crime scenario.

Moms don’t leave the babies alone in the car!!!

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Remember New York’s Little Nugget Of Love, Midget Mac?

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Jacksonville rapper Midget Mac wasn’t about to let the fact that Tiffany Pollard didn’t find him man enough change his lifestyle. Continue »

Nick Cannon On Marrying Mariah “All I Can Say Is Wet Dreams Come True”

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Goof Troop Cannon kept it extra classy when discussing his wife in a recent interview. And when we say extra classy we mean not classy at all. Continue »

Helllll Naw!!! Cigarette Smoking Muslim Man Works As Obama Impersonator In Indonesia

Now we’ve seen our fair share of Obama impersonators over the past couple of years, but this sh*t right here might just take the cake. This mickiefickie is making a living working as a full time Faux-bama in Indonesia, and while he claims to be a “fan” of our first Black president we can’t help but think his fifteen minutes is juuuuust about up. Continue »

Ho Sit Down: Dina Lohan Wants To Sue Glee For Popping ISHT About Lindsay

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Lindsay Lohan‘s enabling-azz momager Dina just figured out that she’s supposed to protect her kid from entertainment industry vultures. Or at least she’s working on it. Continue »

Single Tranny Files: Idaho Shimmy Popped For Impersonating Plastic Surgeon To Feel On Some Boobies

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An Idaho “woman” was picked up by one-time for posing as a plastic surgeon in order to get her Chester the Molester on in area nightclubs under the pretense of doing “breast exams”. Continue »

New Airport Full Body X-Ray Scan Search… Conan O’Brien Shows Us How To ASSume The Position!!!

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Full Body Scanners and Imaging machines are coming to an airport near you sometime in the near future. This new form technology is to help cut down on terrorism but a lot of folks feel like its an invasion of their privacy. Passengers have the option of opting out and receiving a full hand pat down that looks it will have you wanting to put in a call to NYPD’s SVU.

Conan O’Brien, who just rejoin the late night crew, demonstrates his version of what the new TSA pat down experience will look like: Continue »

The Swirl: You Wont Believe What This Chick Let The Only White Man In The Club Perform On Her!

That dude is all up in them sloppy cakes and the look on his face… you can’t fake! SMH

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