Michael Jackson Does NOT Want to Get Dark Again

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They say Jacko was in Beverly Hills at his frequently visited plastic surgeon, and decided to go to a Santa Monica bookstore. Your boy Mike does not want any light to touch his porcelain skin, and that’s why he took the umbrella indoors.

SMH @ what Michael Jackson will subject himself to in his efforts to stay pasty.

Pure Comedy: Chocolate News

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This is hilarious. SMH at Meltdown, the get-ups walking around the Blomicon, and Slave Fish’s yell.

Shout out to D.A.G.

What is Wrong With This Crotch Shot??

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Now, we have heard about letting the cat out for some air, but this is taking it too far.  That cat’s gonna catch pneumonia out in the air soaking wet like that.  SMH

Bossipers, What is Wrong With This Picture?

Jena-6er Made Near Fatal Boo-Boo

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Livesteez reports that Mychal Bell accidentally capped himself recently:

One of the teenagers arrested in the “Jena Six” case has been taken to the hospital after shooting himself in the chest police say. Monroe, Louisiana, police Sgt. Cassandra Wooten says Mychal Bell’s wound isn’t life-threatening. Continue »

Hip Hop Origins: Medieval Scotland?!?!?!?!?

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Here’s another classic case of good old fashion culture-jacking:

Professor Ferenc Szasz argued that so-called rap battles, where two or more performers trade elaborate insults, derive from the ancient Caledonian art of “flyting”. According to the theory, Scottish slave owners took the tradition with them to the United States, where it was adopted and developed by slaves, emerging many years later as rap.
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You Decide

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And they say having your eyesight is a blessing…SMH. This could very well fit in the categories of Coon of The Day, What is Wrong With This Picture, The Swirl, and Random Ridiculousness all at once. Just for the hell of it, which category do ya’ll think fits the best?

The Presidential Fashionisto

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Your boy Kanye is back talkin’ ish again:

Just when you thought his head couldn’t get any bigger Kanye West has surpassed himself with an outstanding display of arrogance. The rapper has been mouthing off about his new passion for fashion. And, true to form, Kanye is aiming high — offering to dress the US President-elect Barack Obama. Continue »

Random Ridiculousness: Deep Frying Twinkies???

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Peep the millions of calories they have on the table. SMH and LMFAO at homegirl saying she doesn’t even like twinkies. Who does she think she’s fooling?

A Must See Video: Fist Fights and Bald Heads

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We bet homegirl wishes she fell back and went the non-violent route, because once you lose your wig and get your patches exposed like this in a fist fight, there ain’t no coming back. Come on ya’ll, lets get it together. SMH

*Exclusive* Getting It In Alert: Melyssa Ford & Raekwon

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Bossip has exclusively learned that Melyssa Ford & Raekwon “The Chef”, have been seen around town as a couple. They were recently spotted creeping at Melyssa’s “Persona of a Crook” photo shoot where Raekwon came to the set to watch Melyssa’s every move. Continue »

Random Ridiculousness: Burger King Cologne

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The King is launching a new body spray called, Flame. The new cologne was just released and reviews are not so good: Continue »

Toyz in Da Hood

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Young Jeezy hosted the Hittmen DJ’s 6th Annual Toyz in Da Hood at Wal-Mart over the weekend. It’s nice to see these catz give back to the community, but wait… Do we detect yet another Ghetto Obama Tribute?? Dig the family with the matching sweatshirts in the background. SMH.

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Some Monday Comedy

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This guy has a lot of heart. Peep your boy about to pass the f*ck out after that great feat. LOL

Micky D’s Needs to Stop With These Soul Commericals

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Enough with the Hollywood Shuffle bit already. SMH

Caption This

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These are not Palin’s kids, but we are damn sure their parents voted for her and McLame.

Who Are My Parents ???