Elsewhere In The World: Sega Hopes To Make A “Splash” With Urinal Game Consoles in Japan

Elsewhere In The World: Sega Hopes To Make A "Splash" With Urinal Game Consoles in Japan

You can’t be serious….

The Tokyo-based firm is rolling out game consoles that it has called “Toylets” at urinals for men in bars around the country, encouraging men to take part in a series of contests by varying the strength and direction of their urine.

Each of the urinals is fitted with a pressure sensor, a company spokesman said, and a screen is mounted on the wall above the unit, which each cost £1,266.

Players can choose from five games, which are interspersed with advertisements for products and services. Sega hopes that users of the lavatories will pay more attention to the adverts if they can also play games while using the facilities.

The most simple game is titled “Mannekin Pis” and simply measures how hard the player can urinate. Slightly more challenging is “Graffiti Eraser,” in which the player is required to remove a picture by pointing a hose at the offending image.

The curiously named “The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me” is designed to stimulate a player’s interest in the opposite sex. The aim is to blow a girl’s skirt up and reveal her underwear, with the harder the player urinating, the harder the wind blowing.

Would you play this?

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Eff A Thug!!! Homeless Man Catches Major Fade From “Kung Fu Panda” Founder Of Pinkberry Just For Being Tatted Up

Eff A Thug!!! Homeless Man Catches Major Fade From "Kung Fu Panda" Founder Of Pinkberry Just For Being Tatted Up

How are you making yogurt desserts and trying to beat people up….

Young Lee, the co-owner and co-founder of shockingly popular frozen yogurt-ish dessert chain Pinkberry, has been accused of chasing down a homeless man and beating him with a tire iron. But why?

According to the LAPD, last June Lee was stopped at a red light on the Hollywood Freeway when the homeless man approached Lee for some money. Lee, a former kickboxer, saw a “sexually explicit” tattoo that the man had and was so upset that he and his passenger chased the man down and Lee allegedly beat the crap out of him. After an investigation, Lee was arrested on Monday when he returned to L.A. from South Korea.

What the hell kind of tattoo warrants getting your azz beat with a tire iron??? What do you think the tattoo was a picture of? SMH

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Elsewhere In The World: Chinese Businessman Grows World’s Most Expensive Tea Using Panda BOO BOO!

Elsewhere In The World: Chinese Businessman Grows World's Most Expensive Tea Using Panda BOO BOO!

We don’t care how much they selling it for, we ain’t buying…

Chinese entrepreneur An Yanshi is convinced he has found the key ingredient to produce the world’s most expensive tea — panda poo.

An has purchased 11 tons of excrement from a panda breeding centre to fertilise a tea crop in the mountains of Sichuan province, home to the black and white bears.

He will harvest the first batch of tea leaves this spring and it will be the “world’s most expensive tea” at almost 220,000 yuan ($35,000) for 500 grams (18 ounces).

Chinese tea drinkers regard the first batch of tea to be harvested in the early spring as the best and successive batches, regarded as inferior, will sell for 20,000 yuan.

The 41-year-old, who dressed in a panda suit for his interview, has been ridiculed by some in China for his extravagant claims of the potential health benefits of the tea.

But he insists he is deadly serious, saying he quit his job at Sichuan University to throw himself “heart and soul” into his company, Panda Tea, whose logo features a smiling panda wearing a bow tie and holding a steaming glass of green tea.

Despite the online detractors of his yet-to-be-tested tea, An said he remained undeterred and was already thinking about expanding his business.

35K some panda poop tea??!?!?!?? You can NOT be serious, if you had the money would you buy it?

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Here We Go Again: Ol Racist A$$ Newt Gingrich Still Talking That Poor Black Kids Need Janitor Jobs Yang

Republican debate in South Carolina

This guy wants to make “poor black kids” push brooms for a fraction of the salary that union janitors do it and somehow they’re supposed to be grateful??? GTFOHWTBS!!!! Continue »

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