Chris Breezy Crashes His Range Rover While With Karrueche Tran, Rear-Ends Mercedes

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Chris, you got to be more careful. You don’t want anymore legal trouble. Continue »

The Side Eye: John Legend’s Fiance Chrissy Teigen Says She Has So Much Anxiety Over Her Upcoming Wedding That She Has To Take Medication

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Chrissy, girl John hasn’t set a wedding date yet. That’s a bad sign. Maybe your anxiety comes from knowing that your fairytale wedding is doomed. Continue »

Ho Sit Down: O.J. Simpson Wants to Go On A College Speaking Tour If He Is Released From Jail

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O.J., what can college students possibly learn from you? How to kill a b**** 101? How to go to jail for stealing your own ish? Continue »

Random Ridiculousness: Brooklyn Bar Host Contest To Find The Smallest Peen In New York

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So this is bittersweet. If you win the contest you get a prize, but on the other hand is winning a contest for the smallest peen really a good thing? Continue »

Put On Blast: O.J. Simpson Tries To Blame Lawyer For Robbery Conviction, Lawyer Claps Back And Says “I Told Him To Call The Cops”

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O.J., dude they not letting you out. You’re like Charles Manson. You can come up for parole a million times, but it just ain’t happening boo. Continue »