Where Are My Parents?

Soulja Boy Vibe Magazine digital outtakes

Dear Mr. Jenkins and Ms. Way: We understand being the parents of a teenage millionaire must make a lot of things easy to overlook. But we’re gonna need you to come get your child. Continue »

Jesus Take The Wheel: Woman Who Threw Her Sons Off A Bridge Because “God Told Her To” Found Guilty By Insanity

khnadi busby

Wow:

Khandi Busby, a Dallas-area woman who threw her sons off a bridge because she said God told her to, was found guilty by reason of insanity by a judge Thursday. Continue »

Swirling On The DL: 50 Cent And Chelsea Handler Spotted Together…AGAIN!!!

50 cent chelsea handler

SMH:

Are they or aren’t they? Continue »

Sh*t Is Real In Mexico, pt. 2: 13 Gunned Down At Tijuana Rehab Center

Tijuana Mexico Drug War

And this wasn’t a random act. The victims were handpicked Continue »

Haitian Cholera Epidemic Spreads To Port-Au-Prince, Death Toll Close To 200 [Photos]

Hopital St. Nicolas St. Marc Haiti Cholera epidemic 2010

The first cholera epidemic to hit Haiti in decades has officially hit the country’s capital, making it just that more dangerous than it was when first reported. Continue »

Poor Thang! O.J. Simpson Isn’t Seeing The Free World Anytime Soon

OJ Simpson appeal denied

O.J. Simpson went to the Nevada Supreme Court with 6 reasons why he shouldn’t be with The Girls at Lovelock for any more of his 33-year sentence for being a dumba**. They weren’t impressed. Continue »

What Were You Thinking??? Man Rapes Woman, Then Asks Her On A Date

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Hide your kids, hide your wife. In a strange court case out of Queens, New York, the NYDailyNews is reporting that a woman is claiming to have been raped then later texted and called by her attacker in an attempt to get together. Continue »

Super Secret Super Stans Ask Judge To Change T.I.’s Sentence

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Either these stans are taking the whole “fanatic” thing too far, or they’re giving the whole “King of the South” thing entirely too much weight. Continue »

Greedy B*tch Jacks 91-Year-Old Billionaire Ex For $100k A Month And $10Mil In Back Child Support

Lisa Kerkorian Kirk Kerkorian Child Support MGM

Well, obviously when Lisa Kerkorian allegedly eked out her geriatric husband’s very last seed and got knocked up 12 years ago, she knew what she was doing. Continue »

From Eviction To Facial Alteration: Meet RHOA’s NeNe 2.0

NeNe Leakes Real Housewives of Atlanta People Magazine

NeNe Leaks and People Magazine have joined the Obvious Patrol: they want you to know that thanks to plastic surgery, NeNe no longer looks like she did in season one of Not Really Real Housewives of Atlanta. You had no clue, did you? Continue »

Are You Serious My Boi??? NY Principal Says “Fawk Textbooks, We Have Wikipedia!!”

East Flatbush Middle School Principal Andrew Buck, of MS588.  Allegedly refuses to give students textbooks, then writes grammatically challenged letter as to why.

This guy sounds dumber than the fawk and like a certified “textbook hater”:

A rambling letter from the principal of a Brooklyn middle school was so poorly written and full of grammatical errors that parents and teachers say he deserves a dunce cap. Continue »

SMH: Haiti Fighting Massive Cholera Outbreak, 135 Dead So Far

Haiti Earthquake survivors tent cities

For over a million people still homeless nine months after the January 12 earthquake in Haiti, a brand new nightmare is just beginning. Continue »

Negro Please: Producer Sues Swizz Beakz For A Milli Over ‘Drink ‘n My 2 Step’

Music career not taking off? Sue someone for something you agreed to do! Continue »

End Of Days: 5-Year-Old In Syria “Put A Ring On It”, Engaged To 3-Year-Old Girlfriend…WTF?!?!

hala and khalid 5 year old engaged to 3 year old

SMH. While lil Dyson is all princess boying it up…rockin’ glittery skirts and bedazzled Chuck Taylors, this other five-year-old boy in Syria is wifing up three-year-olds:

A three-year-old girl and a five-year-old boy in Syria have become engaged, according to local reports Thursday. Continue »

Some Afternoon Swirl: Kendra & Hank Promo-Hoeing For New Season

kendra wilkinson hank baskett reality show promo pics

Here’s the promo pics for the new season of Kendra Wilkinson’s reality show, and someone’s looking like he got a super duper suntan. SMH!!! Continue »

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