May 7, 2013 Poor Thang: 8-Year-Old Alopecia Sufferer Expelled From School After Undergoing Successful Treatments And Growing “Too Much Hair”
May 7, 2013 Angry Bird Beef: Shay “Buckeey” Johnson Says Scrappy Will Never Marry Erica Dixon Because He’s Still In Love With Her Attention Slorin’ Cakes!
May 7, 2013 In Sorry Slizzard Folks News: Kris “The Dumped Hump” Humphries Got White Boy Wasted The Night Before Nets Game 7 Playoffs Loss To Bulls
May 7, 2013 Really? Air Force Man In Charge Of The Sexual Assault Prevention Unit Busted By One-Time For Groping A Woman While Slizzard
May 6, 2013 Swirl Gone Bad: Kimmy Cakes Says Sad Yeezy Isn’t Putting A Ring On It And Calls Wedding Rumors “100% False!”
May 6, 2013 Lauryn Hill Reaches Inside Her Crocheted Pockets To Pay Uncle Sam $900,000 Prior To Her Sentencing For Tax Evasion, Can That Save Her??
May 6, 2013 Ho Sit Down: George “Triggerman” Zimmerman’s Attorneys Try (Again) To Claim Screams Heard On Trayvon Martin Shooting 911 Call Belong To Him
May 6, 2013 Shady Family Matters: Kobe Bryant Puts His Broke Parents On Blast For Selling Million Dollar Memorabilia While Mexican In-Laws Live Luxuriously
May 6, 2013 Teacher, Teacher, Student Freaker: New Mexico Educator Sexually Assaults Student- “You’re Not Leaving Until I Get Something From You!”
May 5, 2013 Mama Said Knock You Out! Floyd Mayweather Jr. Beats Robert Guerrero And Keeps Welterwelt Championship Belt
May 5, 2013 White Girl Lost: Amanda Bynes Finally Reconnects With Parents After She Posts Photos Of Her Tig Ole Bitties And Hits Rock Bottom
May 5, 2013 Attention Slores: Kimmy Cakes Demands Swirly Seed Star On Reality TV Shows With Kardashian Klan Despite Daddy Yeezy Saying HELL NO!
May 5, 2013 Race Matters: Desperate GOP Party Struggles With New Strategy To Reach Black Voters With New “Director Of African-American Communications”
May 4, 2013 Sucker Punch Saturdays: Police Go On Man Hunt For Suspect Who Delivered Brutal Catch Fade On Camera [Video]
May 4, 2013 People Ain’t ISHT!! Shady Kobe Bryant Keeps His Parents Living The Struggle While He And His Mexican In-Laws Ball Outrageous!
May 4, 2013 Can He Pull It Off? Ursher Baby Preparing To Lose Major Weight To Play Sugar Ray Leonard In New Flick “Hands Of Stone”
May 3, 2013 Tennessee Department Of Corrections Disciplines 70 Inmates For Posting “Prison Party” Photos Of Kush, Snacks, And Shenanigans On Facebook!
May 3, 2013 Florida Crazies: Port St. Lucie Man Popped After Telling Cops: “I May Have Needles Between My Azz Cheeks, And Pills In My Anus”
May 3, 2013 Shady Matrimony-dom: “Sources” Say Michael Jordan’s New Wife Is A Golddigger Who Plans To Beat Pre-nup And “Be Set For Life”
May 3, 2013 In White Folks News: CPS Takes Kids Away From Charlie Sheen Ex-Wife Number 3 Brooke Mueller Over Drug Use And Gives Them To Other Ex Denise Richards