Random Ridiculousness: New Jersey Man Dives In Drive-Thru Window And Fights For Filet-O-Fish!!!

filet-o-fish McDonalds

Police are on the hunt for a New Jersey man they say climbed through the window of a McDonald’s drive-thru and assaulted an employee over a Filet-O-Fish sandwich. Pop the hood for details and video! Continue

Update: 19-Year-Old From Detroit Sentenced To 15 Years For Sexually Assaulting Grandmother

Lee Aaron Moorer Grandmother rapist

19-Year-Old Lee Aarons has been sentenced to 15 years after sexually assaulting his grandmother. Continue

When The Checks Stop Coming In: Murder Murray Is A Brokea$s Crybaby

"Conrad Murray"

Dr. Conrad “Murder” Murray is whining that he should be allowed to kill his patients hold on to his medical license so he can pay his bills. Continue »

Out Of Pocket Perv Popped For Purchasing Pubescent Panties

Panties Security Guard

SMH.

A security guard at a Connecticut high school was arrested Monday after police say he paid a 15-year-old student to bring him her underwear and had “inappropriate physical contact with her.” Continue »

Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200.

"Dumb Motorist"

Meet Ricky “Out of The Frying Pan” Flowers. This dummy from Cleveland was fleeing from the Po-Po, but played right into their hands when he jumped the fence and landed in the lady lockup.  Pop the hood. Continue »

True Or False?!?!: Young Money Calls Child Services On Superhead Jr. Kat Stacks!!!

Social Service Comes to investigate Kat Stacks

Kat Stacks has been on a roll since she decided to put some rappers on blast with her “C*M CHRONICLES,” and now the tables have been turned. Someone smartened up and called child services on this chick. Anytime you have to leave your child with a babysitter to go and SUCK D*CK… They need to call Child Services on that A$$!!!!!!

Flip the Lid for Kat Stacks’ Tweets..Continue…

WTF: Cops Taser 10-Year-Old Kid At Tender Teddies Day Care

"Cops Taser"

We know we’ve been talking about bad a*s kids needing good old-fashioned whoopings these days, but this is out of hand: Continue »

GTFOH: Keri Hilson Forgets The Words While Singing The National Anthem But Says It’s Not Her Fault…

Keri Hilson Messes Up the National Anthem

Last night in Atlanta, Keri Hilson sung the national anthem at the Hawks vs. Lakers game. She almost skipped an entire verse until she caught herself but she tries to blame it on her ear pack. The Star Spangled Banner is not one of those songs you can mess up because when you do… IT’S OBVIOUS!!!!

Pop the Top to See Keri Hilson Try to Save Herself Continue »

Sexual Violence Is Not A Game But Apparently Japanese Developers Didn’t Get The Memo

Rape Layer Video Game Japan Sexual Violence Abortion

Game developers in Japan are facing an uproar from women’s rights groups after creating a game that allow player to simulate sexual violence on women in virtual reality. Continue

When Explosive Diarrhea Isn’t A Good Enough Reason For A Sick Day…

"Thomas Hudanall called in bomb threat to get out of work."

SMH. Thomas “The Pride of Florida” Hudnall can’t just fake a flu like everyone else. When he wanted to take a day off, he called in the big guns and phoned in a bomb threat. Pop the top for details. Continue »

Jesus Take The Wheel: Crazy Teenager Sells Her 7 Year-Old Stepsister For Sex At A Party

little girl crying

SMH. This is sick:

Police in New Jersey’s capital city say a 15-year-old sold her 7-year-old sister to have sex with as many as seven men and boys at a weekend party near their home. Continue »

LL Cool J Says Sarah Palin’s New TV Show On FOX Is Full Of Sh*t, He Never Signed Up To Appear On It

LL Cool J on Sarah Palin's New Show

Dayyumm, we knew FOX could be out of pocket but never like this. Sarah “I Got a Shotgun Up My A**” Palin has a new TV show that is about to air called Real American Stories and the commercial implies that LL Cool J is one of the celebrities that signed up to tell their story. According to LL Cool J’s Twitter, he didn’t sign up for that at all… Continue

Santonio Holmes’ Accuser Still Sounds Like A Thirsty Ho To Us….Meanwhile, Santonio Goes In On Twitter…

Anshonae Mills

Couch hog and Santonio Holmes accuser Anshonae Mills puts all her business on blast via the internet, writing: “Im not usually a b*tch, but i can be” and “I love money.”

Pop the hood for more deep thoughts. Continue »

SMH: Suge Knight Involved In A Car Accident and Loses Teeth?

suge knight loses teeth

Suge Knight may have to make an appointment to see Lil’ Wayne’s dentist. According to his lawyer, Suge had to miss his court date because he was in a severe car accident, which caused him to lose all his teeth… WTH?!?! Continue »

Fill In The Blank

We can’t help but chuckle when we look at this image, but here is Jayson Williams‘ jail bird booking photo where he’s cheesing something tough.

Fill In The Blank: Jayson is grinning extra hard because _____________________.

More info on his jail stay on the flip… Continue »