"Halfway" Thugs: SMH, Havoc Looking Online for Love

SMH, nothing wrong with finding a date here or there online but damn, screaming your pockets out loud with a username Havoc255 on wealthymen.com is outright moronic. LMAO@ relationship type: “Just Experimenting”. Times much be rough. Havoc is starting to look like the gay guy from the movie Hitch. He isn’t the only one thats starting to look a little suspect in G UNIT. Spotted@ Media Takeout

SMH: Still in Slavery with Pastor Jim

This video is a little dated but still a certified SMH.

Interrupted and Cult Leader Tom Cruise lets Katie Out the Crib 2 Days in a Row

Looks like that “interrupted” and pyscho Tom Cruise let this naive robot bitch out the house again and told her it was ok to be friends with Victoria Beckham. Note: UK press has previously reported that Victoria Beckham is considering joining the Church of Scientology. Don’t they look like Alien twins? Dudes who have trouble with their women may have to start looking into slapping some Scientology on them as Tom got his pimpin going on strong. Little Katie: Tom can I watch tv, Tom can I go out with my friend Karen, Tom can I wear this today?…..

Madonna to Malawi: Water if you Accept Kabbalah

Posted by Bossip Staff:

Madonna going with the new Hollywood trend of looking out for the poor people in Africa.

Via NY Post:

NOT only is Madonna planning to spend $3 million helping orphans in Malawi – she’s going to turn the African children onto Kaballah, the mystical Jewish sect that boasts its own brand of spiritual water. Madonna wants some of her money to go for drilling wells so the orphans will have clean water and no longer suffer from dysentery and waterborne parasites. “Water is the purest expression of God’s sharing essence,” our spy said. “The water will be Kaballah water.” The pop queen went to an orphanage yesterday in Malawi’s commercial capital. Her publicist, Liz Rosenberg, said she’s “involved in the building of an orphanage/child care center,” but reiterated that Madonna was just window-shopping when she checked out the orphans there yesterday: “She has not adopted a baby boy as has been previously and incorrectly reported.”

SMH@”window shopping”. You know Madonna and Angelina Jolie are known as rebels and it seems the most “f*ck everyone, I am different” thing you could possibly do is adopt and be a mother to a “little poor African”. To help Madonna on her crusade go here

As long as Madonna doesn’t start teaching her new boys that stuff like this is morally acceptable. What are the chances of a little boy turning out like her former fling Dennis Rodman?

Pics jacked from dlisted

Legal Issues Again for Mr. Robert Kelly

Posted by Bossip Staff

It looks like Kells will be heading to court again. Former employee and mentor, Henry “Love” Vaughn is suing the Pied Piper for never receiving compensation for “Step in the Name of Love”—which he says was completly his idea. Also, there are allegations that Vaughn was verbally abused, assaulted, and held hostage in the basement of R.Kelly’s home in February.

For more on this story go to yahoo news and check out the title of the article. LMAO at “Rap Star” goes to show you who wrote that…..

Ludacris Coming For That Number One Spot

Posted By Bossip Staff

The number one album on Billboard charts this week was “Release Therapy”, the new album from Ludacris. This is his third album that has it number one. The album has sold 309,000 copies this week. Congrats Luda! The number two spot went to Janet Jackson’s album “20 Y.O” selling 296,000 copies. It’s good to see Hip Hop and R&B albums in the #1 and #2 spots. We are hearing rumors that Virgin is not pleased with Janet’s numbers and that Jermaine who produced this album may be showed the door soon.

SHM: Michael Jackson’s Thriller Goes Indian

Check out this hilarious Bollywood rendition of Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

Random Pics: Tatyana Ali, Claudette Ortiz, Mariah Carey, Jay-Z

Nicky Hilton and Jay-Z at the Roberto Cavalli show in Milan over the weekend. Now put your arm around Beyonce like that when she is faded and can’t hold her alci.

Tatyana Ali attends Complex Magazine and Osiris Present the Abe Froman Showmen Friday in LA. Tatyana looks like she has been picking up some weight.

Mariah Carey performs with Busta Rhymes Sunday night. And yet she still feels the need not to wear any clothes. At least she has that pancake booty covered.

Heineken Red Star Soul Concert Featuring Raphael Saadiq & Guests Sunday night in New York. Claudette Ortiz (City High) is almost there with the trendy look but here is a tip: lay off on all the costume jewlery. Looks like she couldn’t decide which necklace she wanted to wear.

SMH Video of The Day: WWE’s Cryme Tyme Training- Week 3

These wrestlers and image will be coming to a television set near you. SMH

‘GIRLFRIENDS’ CREATOR Mara Brock Akil LAMENTS LACK OF CW SUPPORT

Mara Brock Akil

Via EURWEB

….”‘Girlfriends’ has never had a billboard, even though more times than not we’ve been the No. 1 show in black households,” Akil told the LA Times’ Greg Braxton. She continued: “That’s not right. If I meet this challenge, even though our numbers may be small, I will consider them double what they are, because we would have done it without marketing support. I know it’s the reality of the business, but I don’t like it.”… Full Story

Pepsi Smash Concert: Lupe Fiasco, Pharell Williams, Mary J Blidge

One of the great new MC’s in hip-hop, Lupe Fiasco.

Mary J Blidge and Pharell rock the show in NY Saturday night.

Akon Practices Street Polygamy

Via Vibe:

His father had four wives, all of whom he considers “Mom”. It also turns out that Akon has taken up a Senegalese lifestyle here, because after a little hesitation, the singer-producer admitted that he has his own multi-monogamous household going down in the ATL!

At least he is being honest and open with his girls. To hear the audio clip of Akon via Hot 97 click here.

Prince at Versace Fashion Show: Pimpin is Easy

Prince showing up with two dates at the Versace show in Milian.

Why are they all wearing similar glasses in-doors?

Eva Longoria Done with "Toy" Tony Parker

Damn she is overrated, looks like she is done using her younger aged toy. Source

LMAO at the garden variety and celebrity cliche: It was their careers behind the split.

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