My boss won’t like this….

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

But L L Cool J….If he weren’t married and I could get my hands on that….I would go dow….bleep! I hate censorship!

Yummy yum yum, need to get me some….

Kimora the Horror!

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Her latest venture, a book titled “Fabulosity, What it is & How to get it”. Um….Kimora, we all know the answer. Marry an ogre magnate and start a company with his money.

Rihanna’n up the charts!

Incoming Gale Force Winds!!

May 17th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Leaps and bounds up the charts(33!), lucrative deal with Def Jam and a cut with Bow Wow.

Rihanna’s Caribbean hotness is stirring up a hurricane.

Wouldn’t you boys like to get into the eye of her storm?

DMX accosted on flight.

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Rapper/Actor DMX refused to wear a seatbelt and became verbally abusive on an American Airlines flight from New York to London Saturday.

Upon landing, authorities at Heathrow Airport warned the rapstar and recorded the disturbance, but let him go. Recently completing a 70 day sentence at Riker’s Island, Earl Simmons aka DMX is known for altercations with law.

Chill man, just chill.

Ok, Let’s celebrate a Halle day!

May 16th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

In a recent interview with The Sun newspaper in London, Halle Berry spoke of a difficult childhood and as having a “white wish” when she was younger. Quoted saying, “I wished for a pill that would turn me white, feeling like this would make my life better somehow”. Also saying, “I struggled my whole life with being black”. Well, she has since changed her mind, embracing her looks and talents.
Quite frankly, if I could take a pill and turn into Halle, I would SO be there right now.

While caught up in the fantasy, Hmmm….I will make Shamar Moore my honey….Woo! I got to go!

Side note: Halle is the lovely product of an interracial marriage.

Vasi Lean….Simmons is slick



May 14th, 2006
By Melanie Woodroffe

Slender Model, Denise Vasi, 23(please see above to left, first prepare to be blinded by beauty); Stunning, Smart and Stunning….
Ogre Mogul, Russell Simmons, damn near 50(Please see above to right, wait, first prepare to be blinded by yuck); Rich, Smart and Rich….
How do the two make a pair? They are polar extreme opposites, that’s how. He is elder, ugly and rich. She is young, hot and looking for richer way of life. Kimora Lee would you kindly step aside please, we have a new “Golden Goddess”.

GoldenGoddessoneGoingGoingGone

Halle Mother’s Day

Hi Mom, Happy Mother’s Day, I got you a little something….

May 14, 2006
By Melanie

Halle Berry could have sent flowers and a nice card for Mother’s Day, but instead she had to upstage us all by making Moms everywhere aware of their children’s shortcomings!
As if winning an Academy Award for Best Actress, having loads of cash AND being drop dead gorgeous isn’t enough, Halle has purchased a nice cushy dive for Mom in Los Angeles for Mother’s Day, so that she may “have her close”. So Mom, next year you get a mansion in Tuscany filled with flowers, um….and a card!

Suge Knight Says He Only Has $11, "SKIDROW RECORDS"?



Smoking Gun:

“MAY 5–Dogged by $12 million in tax liens and other legal judgments, rap music titan Marion “Suge” Knight is down to $11 in his checking accounts and the bling on his back, according to a bankruptcy court filing. The Death Row Records founder, who filed for Chapter 11 protection last month, claims that his $4.4 million in assets is dwarfed by $137.4 million in debt. He filed for bankruptcy shortly after being hit with a $100 million judgment in a lawsuit brought by a woman who claims she was instrumental in the founding of Death Row. According to schedules filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles (excerpts of which you’ll find below), the 41-year-old Knight has no monthly income and meager asssets, including $25,000 in jewelry and clothing worth $1000. He also lists monthly expenses of about $30,000, the majority of which ($24,700) is earmarked for “alimony, maintenance, and support paid to others.” While Knight’s plight seems dire, his court filing lists as “unknown” the value of his interest in ten companies, including Death Row, Getto Records, and Blood Money Entertainment. We’re not sure how Suge plans to emerge from bankruptcy, but perhaps the Bloods-affiliated producer could once again hang Vanilla Ice by his feet off a hotel balcony–only this time, he’ll have to see if any change falls from the wack rapper’s pockets. “