Since Plastic is in: Those Victoria Secret Hoes Need Some Butt Implants

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RUFF, RUFF, RUFF, A DOG IS PEEING ON MY LEG. Justin Timberlake performing at the Victoria Secret fashion show last night.

I would think models with some ass would look good in lingerie. It’s like Victoria Secret has a requirement that you can’t have any ass to roll with them. Look at this sloppy looking ass. Since plastic is in-in Hollyweird, where are those ass implants? Fake noses, lips, rack, what about ass?

FILL IN THE BLANK: Diddy and Kim Porter in Essence Magazine

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Diddy and Kim Porter’s relationship is ____________________

Kim Porter looks good in the Essence pics. Fore more pics of Diddy and Kim in Essence:

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In other Diddy news, his lil side girl Cassie was at MTV studios in New York yesterday.

A lot of stuff just don’t look right here, starting with the jeans, belt, and hat. Cassie usually knows how to look fly. Very pretty girl though. Not mad at Diddy for soaking up this pretty girl’s panties, I think Kim is very familiar with how Diddy gets down.

Who Looked More Bangin Last Night: Ciara or Shakara

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Ciara at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show in LA or model Shakara at Donna Karan’s new fragrance launch in London?

Jay-Z Rides Against Jim Jones, Damon Dash, and Tyra Bank’s Hairline-Brooklyn High

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Jay-Z refers to a fight which was caught on video where Jim Jones and Camron were chased out of Rucker Park.

The track sounds kinda weak and we can likely expect a Dipset diss track going a little harder within the next few days. Jay-Z sounds desperate addressing Jim Jones after asking “WHO IS JIM JONES” on a recent Hot 97 interview. Jay-Z just helped Jim Jones sell a lot more records by going after him, Jay-Z looks to have taken the bait from Jimmy. Spotted at Realtalk NY. All in all, Jay-Z is too big and too reputable to even be addressing Jim Jones.

UPDATE: Jim Jones speaking on Jay’s new diss track via AHH, Jim says he is putting his response out tonight:

AllHipHop.com: Let’s cut to the chase. What do you think of Jay’s answer [“Brooklyn High”] ?

Jim Jones: Personally? It’s a couple feelings. To get Jay-Z to bite the bullet was a hell of a chess game, ‘cause he thinks he’s always playin’ chess. So right now, [I got a] check for his ass, ‘cause he sold for the bait. He said Jim Jones’ name a couple weeks ago on HOT 97, that was his first mistake, nobody ever thought he’d do that – If I’m supposedly not on his level, when he’s supposed to be this rich dude and such this gangsta. [laughs] That was his first mistake. And then he bit the bullet and did the remix to “We Fly High” [titled “Brooklyn High”], which I appreciate. He did two verses, and that registers as BDS, ‘cause it’s over two minutes. [Editor’s Note: BDS is Broadcast System Data, which records the frequency of a song’s play on a radio station] So what I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna put my verse to it, then we got the official Jim Jones [and] Jay-Z remix. He ain’t even spittin’ right on that joint, so he kinda disappointed me ‘cause I thought he would’ve came harder. But for the people, I’m gonna put my verse on it tonight, so we gonna have the official Jay-Z [and] Jim Jones remix, and I’m gonna have it tomorrow. The BDS is already runnin’, so I appreciate you Jay, givin’ me extra BDS. That’ll probably take me up another thousand spins or something like that.

Derek Jeter’s Public Response to Bossip: Jessica Beard

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We were first to report last week that Derek Jeter was getting cozy with his BFF Tyson Beckford at Tenjune and now RUSH AND MALLOY REPORT today:

Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter are said to have been looking couple-y at Hyde in L.A. on Monday. The Yankee captain was rubbing the actress’ shoulders and flirting until the club closed, a source tells Star. Our spies caught a Biel-less Jeter with pals at Tenjune two nights in a row last week…

Rumors are back, got to go grab a public actress at a club in Hollyweird for the papparazi, Hollyweird “Bearding” 101. Page Six reported the Jeter-Biel sighting at Hyde as well and Jeter’s publicist is rumored to calculate sightings for Jeter with women and feed them to the press. I wonder why?

Just "Axin": Paula Patton

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Why are actress Paula Patton and her blue-eyed soul singer husband Robin Thicke never seen together in public?

Paula Patton yesterday at the Oscar de la Renta Fashion Show in New Orleans. Black and white polka dot dress looks like she should have been at the Carolina Herrera event. Still a stunning, natural beauty. Robin must be busy with his album and tour (even before his tour-not seen together), but he better watch out. Someone might “snag” her if he keeps allowing her to go “stag” to couple events.

Not Necessarily a Video Vixen, but Video Dancer to Play Aaliyah in Movie

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Via whatspoppin.net:

For About 1-2 years there’s been talk of a movie about Aaliyah’s life. At first Meagan Good was supposed to play her role but now Destiny Lightsy steps into the spotlight. Destiny Lightsy is the background dancer of Ciara and has been the leading lady in Usher’s “Yeah” video. Now rumours say that she’s supposed to play Aaliyah in the “upcoming” movie. She even dressed up like Aaliyah in the “We need a resolution” video with the exact black nails, red lips, hair cut, dress etc. Those rumours are true and Destiny Lightsy is going to play Aaliyah.

Destiny Lightsy seems like a great candidate for the Aaliyah role, unsure of Meagan Goode’s dancing skills, but this girl can dance her ass off. I am a big Aaliyah fan and would hate for her to be played by someone who could not dance. Remember Destiny in Chris Brown’s “Run It” video:

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A blast from the past….I used to LOVE this video, I think I still know all the dances, LOL!

Hopefully, Destiny’s acting skills are as good as her dancing skills. Definitely looking forward to seeing this movie. Aaliyah RIP.

Jacko Takes Over World Music Awards

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Jacko: Why does this kid have his arm around me like this, are he and his mother trying to get some money out of me?

The things Jacko teaches the kids. Chris Brown performed Thriller and Beyonce took home the world’s best R&B singer award while Michael Jackson received the diamond award for selling over 100 million albums. The show took place in London. Early reports have Jacko getting a light response when he performed “We are The World” with the kids. To see video of Michael’s performance, click here.

Whitney Houston’s New Jersey Mansion Facing Foreclosure Sale

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Via Associated Press

Whitney Houston’s New Jersey mansion is slated to be sold at a sheriff’s sale because she is more than $1 million behind on the mortgage and taxes have not been paid this year, according to reports published Wednesday. The Jan. 4 sale was scheduled Tuesday by the Morris County Sheriff’s Office, the Daily Record of Parsippany reported. The service agent for Chevy Chase Bank, the mortgage holder, sued Houston in June.

We wrote back in September that the real reason Bobby didn’t put much of a fight to save the marriage was because Whitney and Bobby had recklessly spent and smoked a lot of the money up over the years. Well this looks to be the case. Whitney owns property in Atlanta as well and I wouldn’t bet on her losing the NJ mansion anytime soon. Whitney is currently hard at work on her new album with music guru Clive Davis. The comeback is on!

In Bobby Brown news, he is still partying it up in LA and was spotted with Macy Gray at the Dolce & Geisha House CD release party in Hollywood last night. Macy and Bobby looking busted as usual. Bobby definitely looking like he is smoking, drinking hard….something, look at those bloodshot eyes and teeth.

When The Hollyweird A-List Meets Scientology: Jada and Will Head to Rome, Oprah Dissed for Good Reason

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So why did Oprah get dissed by Tom Cruise? Our friends over at TMZ have it:

Almost a year ago to the day last year, O went on “Good Morning America” to hawk her DVD retrospective, and told Diane Sawyer that she thought Tom faked his infamous couch-jumping, fist-pumping, career-disemboweling antics.”I was not buying — not buying or not buying,” said Oprah at the time. “That’s why I kept saying ‘you’re gone, you’re really gone’ … It was wilder than it was appearing to me.” Was she unconscious at the time? Cruise apparently didn’t take too kindly to O’s skepticism.

Oprah better ask Nicole Kidman, Tom doesn’t play around, he will quickly kick your ass to the curb with that Scientology cult leader steez. Who is in: Brook Shields who Tom dissed but who is now BFF’s with Katie Holmes, Marc Anthony, and Will Smith and Jada who left by private plane to Rome today.

What is That White Sh%t? Star Jones

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That just looks sick.SMH at whatever that is on her chest.Looks like Star is missing those “The View” checks. You can also see exactly where some Dr. 10027 went into her chest. The falling Star attended the Dancing with the Stars After-Party where Vivica Fox was also in attendance.

Ben Affleck Disses Jennifer Lopez

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In a new interview, Ben Affleck says:

“I should never have got engaged and never gone down that route. I thought I wanted certain things, but I didn’t. I got lost and felt suffocated, miserable and gross. “Being in the middle of a tabloid frenzy, it became so intense I had to stop and think, ‘What am I doing with my life?’ “I had to smile for the cameras, but I was really in turmoil. I was no longer in control of my life and I didn’t know which way to turn. I felt like a hamster in a cage. The faster my legs went, the less distance I seemed to travel.”

Diddy, now Ben is taking shots at Jennifer Lopez. All of a sudden no one really was feelin her while they were with her. SMH. Everyone knows J Lo offers bomb sex and insane head, what is the problem fellas?

Random Ridiculousness: Victoria Beckham not a fan of Snoop Dogg, Snoop Likes To Catch a Predator Show

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Spotted at whatspoppin.net:

It seems that not everybody wants to be associated with Snoop Dogg, including a former Spice Girl who wishes her husband never even met the “fo shizzle” rapper. The Dogg recently said he was forbidden to laze around with British superstar David Beckham because the athlete’s wife didn’t want the two hanging and riding the streets together. After the “Live 8″ concert in 2005, Snoop wanted to have some brother-to-brother chill time with the soccer man, however, things quickly came to a halt.Snoop says he’s always been a fan of the athlete, and it’s unfortunate that Victoria failed to see the twinkle in his eye and reach into his heart of gold.

According to Digitalspy.co.uk, The Dogg said, “I wanted to hang out with David because I’m a fan of his and he’s a fan of mine. But his wife didn’t like that and she wouldn’t let him party with me.”Snoop thinks the reason the slim-thin celebrity was reluctant about letting her husband spend time with the rapper is because of his reputation for being a womanizer.He added, “She said something about my reputation – but I wasn’t going to introduce him to any girls. I think Mrs. Beckham just misread my reputation.”

Go head, Mrs. Becks, way to have your husband in check! Victoria and David must have a good relationship, Hollywood couples should be taking notes. Oh, Snoop, cry me a river, no wife would probably want you to hang out with her husband. Misread reputation or not, your track record in general probably put you on her “no-go” list.

In other Snoop news,

He tells Stuff magazine:

The former drug dealer was asked by Stuff magazine what is the first thing he does in the morning. “Roll a blunt,” he replied. Asked what’s the last thing he does in the evening, he said, “Smoke a blunt.” And when asked what television shows he enjoys watching, the rapper said. “I like MSNBC, when they be catching those child predators. I love when they crack their [bleeps].”

To Catch a Predator is the funny show on MSNBC that has caught Snoop’s eye, definitely one of the funniest tv shows of alltime. Chronic for breakfast, chronic for dinner…wonder what Snoop has for lunch. Really? Most people, when asked what’s the first thing they do upon waking in the morning, say “stretch” or maybe “brush my teeth” or possibly “wash my face”. I hope he’s smoking that blunt to himself, unless he’s passing it to someone who also has stinky morning breath and dried slobber around their mouths, lol!

Syphilis Girl: Nelly Furtado MadTV Parody

LMAO@the fake Timberland.

Diddy and Cassie i-D Magazine Photoshoot

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Diddy: You think I am only bangin Kim Porter, Yeah OK!

This is from a i-D magazine photoshoot. Diddy getting his R.Kelly/Aaliyah on with Cassie who is still in her teens, 19. Scans ganked from Cake and Ice Cream.