Random Ridiculousness: High Times

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A “non-marijuana smoking” Chris Tucker tells Playboy Magazine about an encounter with some young neighbors:

“Two white teenagers came to my house. I don’t get too much company, so I looked out the peephole. I was in my housecoat. I had a do-rag on my head. They said, ‘We’re your neighbors. Do you want to smoke some weed?’ Then they started quoting from Friday. ‘It’s Friday. You ain’t got no job! You ain’t got s— to do!’ So I’ve got neighbors’ kids knocking on my door, looking to smoke weed with Smokey.”

That’s hilarious. It actually sounds like it could be a scene in a movie. With that said, “Afroman”, the dude known for that song “Because I Got High”, can add filmmaker to his list of credentials. Joseph “Afroman” Foreman is working on his first film titled Waiting to Inhale a spoof of the 1995 “when a woman’s fed up” movie of the decade Waiting to Exhale.  As lame as it sounds, it sounds like it might be worth watching especially for all of you that enjoy movies like Friday, How High, and Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle.

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Where is Kim Porter? Part 7

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Diddy and Cassie were spotted partying in the Hamptons on July 4. That Bossip is always lying and starting stuff, Diddy would never bang a young pretty girl like Cassie, a girl who hangs around the crew on the regular. Damn Diddy, at least hook up the poor girl with some tight tracks in exchange. Oh yeah, another Cassie album is dropping.

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“The price you have to pay to be a superstar “.

Is Usher Creepin’ on Tameka Foster????

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Usher was spotted freakin’ a mystery woman at Hollyweird’s Area nightclub on July 4 and ended up leaving with her. Maybe he lucked up and Tameka Foster is a Kim Porter.

Go to Splash News to watch video of Usher leaving the club.

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Rihanna to Challenge The ‘Queen of The Weave’ for Teen Choice Award

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The banger that is Rihanna will challenge Beyonce for best R&B artist at the Teen Choice Awards. More and more “mainstream” fans are turning against Beyonce so Rihanna may have a shot. The “mainstream” media are always late to the party. A popular newspaper in St. Louis came out with a Beyoncé could use a break and so could her fans story today. They listed the worst of Beyonce:

-She thought that whatever she was doing in “Dreamgirls” would land her an Oscar nomination and allowed an unknown “American Idol” reject to steal her thunder.

- She bypassed proper channels in rerecording Des’ree’s “Kissing You” as “Still in Love (Kissing You),” resulting in a lawsuit and the pulling of the deluxe edition of the “B’Day” CD and accompanying DVD off the shelves.

- “Ring the Alarm,” the second single from “B’Day,” was a screeching mess.

-The whole Destiny’s Child fiasco, in which various members were swapped in and out of the group — and during its heyday, of all times.

-Beyoncé’s interviews mostly consist of little more than words like “amazing,” and she’s painfully unequipped when the questions aren’t the usual softballs.

What do you all the Beyonce cult stans have to say about this? Please don’t go and commit mass stan suicide today.

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Some pics of Jay-Z and Beyonce dancing last month in Italy. Thanks Errol

Penny Is Thick And In Love Vacationing in Miami

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I wish Janet would take off those damn sweats so we can see what she’s really working with…if there are butt pads in her bikini bottoms.

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How precious…but why in the hell is she fully clothed???  Jermaine must not want everyone feasting their eyes on “his” juicy woman.

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Random Ridiculousness: Water-Inspired, Sex-Crazed, Intimidating Singer Chicks

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Melanie Brown’s former sexapades:

She is a real maneater — it is as if she is addicted to men and sex and she always had to have a boyfriend. Sometimes they even overlapped. She was spotted kissing DJ-turned actor Goldie at London’s Ivy restaurant while still married to Gulzar. My highly placed source between-the-sheets said: “Mel and Goldie had sex. They were both bang up for it. He went round boasting that they were at it so much that Mel could hardly walk for days afterwards and damaged her back.”

Hopefully those days are over because she has two children to raise by herself now…no time to get her back blown out on a regular. You have to be able to walk to chase little babies.

Nicole Scherzinger on not getting hollered at:

“Guys are usually frightened of me so I don’t really get hit on a lot. I think that’s because it’s the way, as a female, if you carry yourself in a certain way you don’t get that. If you show that you are no nonsense and mean business, guys are less likely to bother with you. It’s all about the energy you put out there. I kinda know what I want and I think guys are intimidated by that so they don’t tend to hit on me much.”

Either that or the evil trans-sexual glare she gives when approached…

Amerie on her creative inspiration:

“All my video ideas come from the shower. I think it’s where all the creative energy flows because at that moment you’ve got nowhere to go. You’re just standing there with the water…”

I’m still convinced that Amerie should’ve been a novelist like her mom wanted…that showerstall inspiration sh*t sure is deep.

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D-List Love: Wayne Brady Dumped by Wife

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Wayne Brady’s wife, Mandie Taketa Brady, filed for divorce this week. She probably can’t wait for the child support checks and D-list money to start coming in without seeing him do the Carlton dance at their crib. The couple have a 4 year-old daughter Maile.

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Where is Kim Porter? Part 6: Kim Leaves Diddy

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Just a guess, Kim Porter and her crew are part of the two-million plus readers who check out Bossip every month. Via NY Post:

AFTER 10 long years of sticking by Sean Combs, the music impresario’s baby mama and longtime girlfriend, Kim Porter, has finally had enough. Sources inside Combs’ camp told Page Six that Porter moved out of his apartment here and she isn’t going back.

“Kim is in Louisiana filming a movie right now, and when it’s done she’s moving to L.A.,” the insider said. Porter has already bought a posh pad in Beverly Hills for her and her four children – three of whom, Christian, 10, and twins D’Lila and Jessie, 7 months, are Diddy’s.”She is focusing on her career as a model and actress and raising her children,” our source said. “They are the best of friends, but they just can’t be together right now.”

This doesn’t mean Combs and Porter won’t ever be together again. They split for several years when he was dating Jennifer Lopez, but as soon as he and J.Lo broke up, Combs went right back to Porter. Rumors of a rift between the two started circulating earlier this year when, right after the December birth of the twins, Combs stayed out almost every night till the wee hours of the morning partying with Sienna Miller. The two once stayed out so late partying at her hotel room that they even caught breakfast together in the morning. The friendship between Combs and Miller was rekindled last weekend when he went to London to perform in the Princess Diana Memorial Concert at Wembley Arena.

And leave yo ass for a white girl Siena Miller, we ain’t saying she a ……….

After a couple shopping sprees, Kim will be back waiting for Diddy to marry her.

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Who Looked More Bangin? Kerry Washington vs. Thandie Newton

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Kerry Washington attended the L.A. Film Festival last week and Thandie Newton attended the Great Ormond Street Hospital F1 party July 4 in London. We must ask, WHO LOOKED MORE BANGIN???

Quote of The Day: Timbaland

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Timbaland recently discussed retirement:

“Music is boring right now. I’m too innovative for the world. I’ve been doing it so long, I’m about to throw in the towel. “I’m about to de-crown myself and pass it over to one of the up-and-coming producers under me. They won’t be able to be me – there’s only one Timbaland – but there’s a certain sound that I try to teach.”

Timb is right and exact, the music industry is garbage right now. The entire industry needs to step their creativity up.

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10 Cent Puts His G-Unit Homies on Blast

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Where is the loyalty? 10 Cent took some time to diss his entire G-Unit crew in the new issue of XXL Magazine:

The free ride is over at 50 Cent’s G-Unit Records. The rap mogul has confessed he was overgenerous with artists on his label. In fact, Fitty spent $8.5 million of his own money to take a lot of the rappers on his most recent tour so that they could bring their entourages – and so that everyone could travel, as he says, “comfortably.”

Not only that, he’d hand out hundreds of thousands of dollars to them at a time just for the asking, Sacha Jenkins writes in the new issue of XXL magazine. “Whether I got to give them $500,000 or $300,000 … Just ’cause they want $300,000 more to make what they [are] doing at the time comfortable. Like, ‘yo, I want to get this new place over here.’ “

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Tracey and Eddie Still Going Strong

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Rumors that Tracey Edmonds dumped Shrek donkey Eddie Murphy when the Scary Spice baby paternity test results were positive are false. She tells PEOPLE:

“I did hear about the false rumor. That is absolutely not true, the paternity test had no impact on our relationship.”

She also tells the magazine that she and Eddie will be spending Independence Day in Italy…how romantic, but not very patriotic.

Party Like a Rockstar: Fourth of July Edition

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BFF’s Gabrielle Union and Essence Atkins party hardy at Aura Nightclub at Atlantis Paradise Island in Nassau Bahamas last night. Talk about Fourth of July fun…complete with arms in the air drunk girl dance moves.

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