May 23, 2011 Isn’t This Ironic? Ray Lewis Says That The NFL Lockout Means People Are Going To Be Bored Enough Commit Crimes…Ummm Is It That Serious?
May 23, 2011 Cry Me A River: Dirty Old Freak Dominique Strauss-Kahn Tells His Fellow Rich French Men How Sad & Frustrated He Is About Being Investigated As A Rapist
May 23, 2011 In Cute White Kids Who Are Probably Undercover Freaks News: Bieber And His Boo Get To First Base On National Television
May 23, 2011 Traitor! Sammy Sosa Supports Miami Heat In All White To Match His New White Skin…No Love For The Chi?!
May 23, 2011 Lawsuits: Parents Sue YMCA After Camp Counselor Knocks Up Their 11-Year-Old And Gives Her A Sexually Transmitted Disease At Summer Camp!
May 23, 2011 Dad Calls Shenanigans On The Sole Survivor Of The Accident That Killed NFL Player Marquis Cooper
May 23, 2011 There Goes Another One: Palin Tell-All Hits Shelves Tomorrow Said to Damage Hopes of Presidential Run
May 23, 2011 Congratulations: Esperanza Spalding Makes It Rain On Them Hoes With ‘InStyle’ Fashion Spread
May 23, 2011 Random Ridiculousness: Princess Beatrice’s Royally Horrific Hat Has Over 140,000 Fans On Facebook…Goes For $131,341 On Ebay
May 23, 2011 Arrests: Man Accused Of Beating A Baseball Fan Into A Coma Is Popped And Held On Million Dollar Bail!!