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Britney Spears was recently spotted in Cali in this get-up.

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Jesus Take The Wheel

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Britney Spears was spotted outside the House of Blues yesterday. She needs to talk to Tyra or Beyonce to help her out with the wig game, I am sure she has more hair than both of them by now. What I want to know is, what the fu*k happened, what did that K-Fraud do or say to her? If she was smart and read gossip blogs all day, she would have thrown that wiggered-out TimberFAKE to the curb, two years and two babies ago. Now look. SMH.

Poor thang.

Washed Up

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Poor thang. Britney Spears made a surprise performance at the House of Blues in San Diego. Click here to watch of a clip of the come-back performance.

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It was only a matter of time before that trailer-park steez was going to come out, full blast. Britney Spears was spotted in LA over the weekend with some interesting gear.

FILL IN THE BLANK: If you had to describe Brtiney Spears in a couple words, it would be ___________________.

Are You Feelin' These Get-Ups??

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Britney Spears is a consistent mess, but I'm surprised at Jessica...those high-waisted pants are not flattering her body at all!

Fill in The Blank: Britney Spears

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Britney Spears rehearsed at a dance studio in LA yesterday. She should talk to Beyonce about getting her wig game together.

FILL IN THE BLANK: If you had to describe Brtiney's fashion sense, you would call it______________________.

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Still Sloppy

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Britney Spears was spotted going to her sister's birthday party last night in Beverly Hills with a see-through shirt and a new wig. Oh yeah, it looks like she had a little spill, or someone "spilled" something on her shirt. What type of substance do you think is on the poor girl's shirt?

Sources are reporting K-Fraud got $13 million in his divorce settlement, not $1 million as had been widely reported by mainstream media sources. Shar probably can't wait to spend some more of Britney's money.

In White Folks News: K-Fraud Gets His Cash

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Britney Spears and K-Fraud setttled up their financial and custody dispute today. According to sources, K-Fraud walks away with 50/50 custody and $1 million dollars. Nice come-up for him. It looks like Britney said f*ck it, take 50/50 custody of the kids, I don't want to give you anymore of my money. Lets see, she is now crazy, with a bald head, two kids from a loser, and still giving away money to the back-up dancer. Yup, she got OWNED!

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Peace Corps go Pop: Timbaland Reaching Out to Help Britney Spears

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Timbaland talking about reaching out to Britney Spears:

"I feel her pain, it really bothers me," the 34-year-old rapper-producer says in an interview in Entertainment Weekly magazine's March 16 issue. "I'm the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work (it) out." Timbaland says he invited Timberlake, his "best friend" and Spears' ex-boyfriend, to be part of that plan. "I asked Justin, `How would you feel about me working with Britney?' I had to ask him that," Timbaland is quoted as saying. "I said, `Would you do it with me?'" The 26-year-old "SexyBack" singer said he would, according to Timbaland, who notes: "She's just gotta be serious."

This help might actually work, the traveling abroad thing---going to rehab in Malibu where you can check-out at anytime, go party with your friends and bust up cars with umbrellas obviously is not curing her craziness. Especially if she is unhappy there. Maybe some good lovin' from JT is all she needs, good thing he'll be overseas helping Timbaland...or maybe this was really his idea. Who knows? Somebody gotta help her soon before it's a wrap.

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FILL IN THE BLANK: Girl Interrupted

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Britney Spears checked back into rehab today and was spotted yesterday getting crazy with papparazi. In other news, K-Fraud and his attorney had an emergency hearing with a judge to discuss custody of the kids.



FILL IN THE BLANK: Britney Spears will probably be _________ within the next six months.



SMH. You knew it was only a matter of time before that "trailer park" in her came out.

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Britney Spears checked back into rehab yesterday and checked out today, less than 24 hours again.

FILL IN THE BLANK: Britney Spears is "interrupted" and fucked up because ____________________.

In White Folks News: Brit Brit does Rehab for 24 hours

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Just when we thought there was a glimmer of hope left for this former pop star, Britney bailed on her rehab stint after a record 24 hours. You think some raggedy 12-Step program can hold this pantliless tart down??? Think again ya'll. Think again. Even her childhood sweetheart, world famous wigga Justin Timberlake, has publicly begged her to stop. Britney to coke dealer: "Hit me baby one more time!"




If you're not convinced that Britney is "interrupted", she went bald yesterday.

Ghetto Mother of The Year Award

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And the GHETTO FUBU MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to: Britney Spears.



Via New York Daily News:

In the wee hours of Sunday morning, paparazzi caught Spears emerging from her limo with a jacket over her head, stains on her jeans - and a puddle of puke in the back seat after she spent the evening hanging out in Manhattan's Club Tenjune. Spears was out on the town again late Sunday night, showing up at promoter Joey Morrissey's weekly party at One, the Meatpacking District hot spot, with a couple of male friends. A source told the Daily News she drank shots from a bottle of tequila and ended up naked in the dancers' dressing room, trying on their bikini costumes."She was in high spirits," says the source. "[Spears] arrived in a little red dress, but she admired the fishnet [stockings] the dancers were wearing. She went downstairs and tried them on, but didn't like the way they looked with her dress.

An Anna Nicole-Smith in the making. Nice red dress.

In White Folks News: Britney Spears is Still Trailer Trash

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Britney Spears was spotted shopping at Duane Reade looking like her usual self. To think that everyone bought into the joke that she was hot. SMH. Whose kids do you think will be more messed up, Britney's or Jacko's? Spotted at Dlisted.

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

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SMH. They make this job so easy. Vogue Editor at Large Andre Leon Talley, Britney Spears, and Kimora Lee Simmons were spotted during Mercedes Benz Week at the Babyphat show. Kimora, we know you want to reach down and grab Britney's rack.



Sometimes you just wonder how long they were faking it. They always looked so geniune together.

In White Folks News: Britney's Replacement

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K-Fraud landed in Miami yesterday for Superbowl weekend and was spotted sporting his new girl. Once he gets some more of Britney's money, he can spend it on her and Shar.

K-Fraud Gets a Job

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K-Fraud was recently hired by Nationwide Insurance to make fun of himself on a commercial during the Superbowl halftime show. K-Fraud joins the company of MC Hammer who also made fun of himself for some paper. LMAO@Hammer saying "Nationwide is on your side" at the end. The theme of the commercial is "Life Comes At You Fast". Before long, Britney Spears will probably be saying "Nationwide is on your side" at the end.

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In White Folks News: Justin Timberlake Dumping Cameron Diaz is Confirmed

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Those stupid blogs always get it first. Justin and Cameron Diaz recently confirmed their split and People Magazine via Justin's homie has the scoop on their final days.

"He called me around Christmas to say they had broken up," a pal of Timberlake's told PEOPLE. "They're not talking to each other because things are a little awkward." A source close to the couple said part of the problem was: "I don't think she's so much into the scene like he is. He's really young and he likes to go out. (He) hasn't been into her for awhile."

Hollyweird 101: When your girl starts to look old, time to replace her or start cheating. Looks like the replacement deal sounded like the better option.



Britney Spears "tried" to leave the trailer park look at the crib and hit up club Sideways in Hollyweird with her new boyfriend, model Isaac Cohen last night. She seems to have a thing for broke dudes looking for the "come up". If you're partying every night (I do mean "every"), drinking, getting banged, and snorting some coke lines, by the time you get home you are way too fucked up to handle any parenting responsibilities.

In White Folks News: K-Fraud Selling His Kids for $50 Million

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According to Life & Style Weekly , K-Fraud turned down $10 million to give up his custody fight and thinks custody of their two sons is worth $50 million. Britney Spears is reportedly worth $150 million. Yeah, she pretty much got owned. We are not legal experts but I would think Shar is going to come up, fatter child support checks are probably in the mix. Spotted at Dlisted.



Lil trailer "Sean P." looks a little slow. He won't have to worry about the kids cracking on him for getting off that lil yellow bus, nothing a chauffer can't handle. Probably all that alci and coke she was doing while pregnant. Britney Spears and lil Sean P. were spotted yesterday in an apparent PR move.

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Britney Spears went shopping at Barney's yesterday sporting her new white trash look.



FILL IN THE BLANK: Britney Spears has been looking like a ______________________.

Beyonce Makes 'Mr. Blackwell's' Best Dressed List

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Beyonce was named to the 'Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2006'. Mariah Carey who made the 'worse of 2006' got the comment "All crass, no class" from "Mr. Blackwell". That sounds about right. As for the "weaved one", she has stepped her game up since she gave her stylist mother her walking papers. Britney Spears and skank Paris Hilton joined Mariah on the worse dressed list.

Mya Hooks Up with Britney's Ex-Jump Off

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Producer J.R. Rotem who has worked with The Game and 50 Cent and who recently sexed Britney Spears was spotted on a late night date with Mya last night. Click here to watch video of Mya and JR on their date. Oh yeah, Mya is rumored to be the nympho singer in this blind item . If dude banged Britney, you know Mya was down on her back early this morning.

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Got Owned by K-Fraud

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SMH, Britney Spears was spotted last night partying again. When will her downward spiral stop? K-Fraud owned Britney Spears: D-list fame, money, and cribs while Britney Spears is stuck looking like this with two kids and a spiraling reputation. Even her stylist can't help the average looking girl from Louisiana look hot again. Britney's manager spinned it today with she is having a "rocky moment".

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Doesn't Want Her Kids

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Britney Spears non-stop partying and skankfest continued this week as she partied in her bra. Have to get your shopping on for the next party.



Hold up, didn't MC Hammer lose all his dough after blowing up and losing his fan base. At the end of the day, Britney was never that talented in the first place. Don't do too much shopping Britney, you don't want to go back to where it all began.



K-Fraud spent time with his daughter Kori (with Shar Jackson) recently at Disneyland. I can see him now with his lawyers rubbing his hands together getting ready to get the two checks two kids.

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Already Working on More Trash

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Britney Spears is going public with her new jump off, music producer Jonathan Rotem who has worked with The Game and Snoop Dogg. They were spotted going back to his crib last night, presumably to work on some more babies.



Jonathan and Britney tongueing it up yesterday. This trailer really wants to lose those kids. Those little kids are going to be F'ED UP with CAPS.

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If she were Britney Jones from the projects DSS would have removed those kids by now.

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Likely Will Lose Custody of Her Kids

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Via New York Post Page Six

BRITNEY Spears' wild and crazy nights with new pals Paris Hilton and Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis have caught the eye not only of her concerned fans and the public - but also of the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services.

A source close to the singer said, "The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior."



Other than drinking and driving, driving with a toddler on her lap, having sex in the bathroom with Brandon Davis last week, bringing her trailer park children around her new BFF and role model- skanky Paris Hilton , and showing her cooch to the world frequently, Britney Spears may be a good mother worthy of keeping her kids.

Forget the iron clad pre-nup, if K-Fraud gets those kids, that is all he needs for some fat checks. More of Britney's money may be going to Shar's pockets as well if her and K-Fraud who spent Thanksgiving together rekindle their relationship.

Random Ridiculousness: Flava of Love Chicks: New York and Buckwild....BFF Wars Blondes vs. Brunettes

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New York's Z cup runneth over...bad idea, Tiffany those fake tits are horrible!



I wanna know who the hell is gonna write an ESSAY to go out with this chick...Spotted at juicy-news:WANNA KICK WITCHA GIRL ????

HERE'S HOW WRITE ME AN ESSAY SAYING WHY YOU SHOULD BE CHOSEN TO GO TO LUNCH WITH ME. SOMETHING REAL, SOMETHING OFF THE HOOK, ITS UP TO YOU BUT IT BETTER BE OFF THE HOOK DAWG!! YES I WOULD BE WILLING TO COME TO YOUR CITY TO KICK IT WITH YOU FOR THE DAY, BUT YOUR ESSAY BETTER BE ON POINT! BUCKWILD TAKEN YOU BACK TO SCHOOL! THIS IS FOR BUCKWILD FANS ONLY!! HATERS NEED NOT APPLY.....MY BODYGUARD WILL BE COMING TO LUNCH WITH US! HE WILL GET BUCKWILD ON YO ASS IF HE HAVE TOO! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS ON THE TOP OF YOUR ESSAY. EMAIL ALL ESSAYS TO: BUCKWILDFANCLUB@YAHOO.COM. DEADLINE IS JANUARY 1st, 2007 WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED FEBRUARY 1st, 2007 (WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED BY PHONE AND ON MY MYSPACE BULLETIN)

I hope the winner gets a scholarship after writing in 250 words or less why Buckwild is ridiculous.



Kim K. seems to be officially kicked to the curb by Paris Hilton for Britney "Twat Shot" Spears. Spears and Hilton were spotted hanging out again for Britney's 25th along with meth-head Fergie. I hope Britney has a good nanny...



According to Page Six Kim has found her own Britney: Gastineau that is...

In White Folks News: Oochie Coochie, No No No-Britney's Pink Toe on Display Once Again

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The Vagina Monologues---Britney: La-Dee-Da driving pantyless and slighty intoxicated in the midnight hour is quite refreshing. Oops, what was that? How do you pump gas again? Let me get out the car and have a ganders..



Britney: Oops I did it again (you knew that was coming, lol)! Gosh darn it, these flimsy little dresses. I'm glad they were able to fit me in for a brazilian even after recently giving birth...
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Britney previously getting out of the car sans skivvies with raunch-extraordinaire Paris Hilton. Click here for full view. I think I just lost my breakfast, YUCK!!!Britney Spears is definitely the victor over Rihanna in the race for the grossest crotch-shots!

In White Folks News: Cameron Diaz Says She Won't Marry Justin Timberlake

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Cameron Diaz went on Ellen today and said she wouldn't marry Justin. Is Justin just a young sex toy for her? Cameron admitted she is "commitment-phobic" and said:

"I don't want to get married, I just want to catch the bouquet because I have a collection of bouquets"



According to The New York Post:: Britney has been telling pals "I gave birth for two-and-a-half years, and now I want to party."

Britney Spears went out again with her new BFF Paris Hilton, she has gone out like 5 nights in a row showing her cooch (NSFW) and ass in the process. She seems to be screaming HELP ME! Time to start thinking about taking them kids away from her. Her recent reckless and skanky trailer park steez is probably going to help K-Fraud's custody case--- most likely help Shar out $$$ with some child support checks.

K-Frauds lawyer: Look at this slut of a mother Britney Spears who parties every night with Paris Hilton, the kids are better off with Shar and Kevin.



Lindsay Hohan AKA Firecrotch was spotted scooping up some diamond encrusted handcuffs that cost $820 at Fred Segal in LA on Sunday. Wonder what those are for?

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were spotted partying together some more this weekend.

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Via Page Six

BRITNEY Spears is looking for p.r. representation, but she's having a hard time finding someone willing to work with her. After Spears parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnik, she was using a publicity woman at her label, Jive Records - but she nees more help since she announced her split from Kevin Federline. "She is kind of a mess," said an insider. "She won't take anyone's advice."

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Lookin Kinda Bi

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New BFF skanks, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been making the rounds at parties in Hollyweird pretty hard during the week. It's bad enough that the little kids have K-Fraud as a father, they got to deal with an absent mom who looks "lost" and going from one loser to another: Paris Hilton.



Britney Spears looks like she was enjoying that kiss a lot more than Madonna.

Hold Up, Nicole Richie Looks Kinda Good

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Either Nicole Richie is laying off that heroin or eating a few cheeseburgers. She looked good last night at that boring ass AMA's. Black Eyed Peas winning best hip-hop album award should ensure the AMA's will continue have no credibility.



The highlight of the AMA's show was K-Fraud being thrown into the ocean with Britney Spears presenting right after that. Click here to watch via TMZ. LMAO@ Jimmy Kimmel calling K-FRAUD the world's first "NO HIT WONDER". K-Fraud scan ganked from Juicy-News.

In White Folks News: Britney Spears Parties with Mario Lopez in Vegas

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