Quote of the Day: New York and Her DSLs

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I Love New York's, Tiffany Pollard, answers many random, yet interesting questions in a recent interview with Blender Magazine. This one stood out the most:

What was your nickname in high school?

Can I say? Oh, God. It was D-Breath. D-I-C-K Breath. But it wasn't true!

What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like d*ck?

Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I go those DSLs, so they called me D-Breath.

FYI: DSLs= D*ck Sucking Lips

That b*tch is crazy! Definitely one of the funniest Q&A's I've read in a minute. For more of her random and ridiculous Q&A click here.

Random Ridiculousness: $17.50 Meal for $3900

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That Kanye is at it again...

If Kanye West were to walk into the British Raj's dining room and order dinner, the rapper might pay about $17.50. But because the restaurant is delivering -- from Wales to New York--it's going to cost a bit more.

For a feast of onion bhajis, chapati breads, biryanis, pappadums, a specially prepared fish dish and vegetables on the side, the bill will top $3,900, plus travel and accommodation for the restaurant's head chef.

To read more on Kanye's 'Fancy Feast' Click Here. Boy, that Kanye is good for doing things that are both random and ridiculous. And for the Bossip reader who posted--Kanye West mom look like Larry Holmes "---this photo of Donna West, Kanye's Mama, is for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Random Ridiculousness: The 'In White Folks News' Edition

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David Becks, Posh, and George Bush wax exhibit @ Madame Tussauds, New York. Is this supposed to be serious or a joke? I'm a little confused.



Someone grab her a tube of StriVectin-SD ASAP! This is what the mom from "Who's the Boss" looks like now. Scary. Not aging very well...from the looks of that involuntarily winking eye, a shot of Botox might make her situation worse.

Random Ridiculousness: Just in Time for the Holidays!!!

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These were the most exciting photos from the White Carpet Christmas celebration in LA last night...YIKES--talk about a Z-list affair!! The mom (Anna Maria Horsford)from the first Friday is looking horrible!!


Merry Christmas from your favorite anorexic drunken elf-girl Nicole XOXO!

Perez Hilton is Crazy this video made me laugh!


Special Christmas Carol:


For the kid in all of us:

This is a doll, but at least it's from the Afro Samurai Dunny anime series---voiceover by Samuel L. Jackson and music by RZA


And for the ultimate holiday fun go to pimpmynutcracker.com....well at least it's a cure for boredom while at work!!

JOYEUX NOEL ET BONNE ANNEE!!! (Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!)

Random Ridiculousness: Come on, Jay-Z: This Doll, Pardon Me, Figurine Thing is Getting Out of Hand

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Sen~or Camel man has got a doll coming out...


Damn, look at those lips....toy designer Eric So's creation complete with Red Monkey jeans and S. Dot Reeboks

Let's not forget the Biggie, Ghostface, and Public Enemy dolls that came out earlier this year...

I wonder who paid $500 dollars for that Ghostface doll, whoever did will probably purchase this ridiculousness (See Below)



This Handmade Boredomcity Trueben Figure costs $380 and wears the flyest gear known...WTF!!! Seriously, I would really like to know what ass clown is gonna buy this crap...at least the Ghostface doll comes with real jewelry.

Random Ridiculousness: Flava of Love Chicks: New York and Buckwild....BFF Wars Blondes vs. Brunettes

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New York's Z cup runneth over...bad idea, Tiffany those fake tits are horrible!



I wanna know who the hell is gonna write an ESSAY to go out with this chick...Spotted at juicy-news:WANNA KICK WITCHA GIRL ????

HERE'S HOW WRITE ME AN ESSAY SAYING WHY YOU SHOULD BE CHOSEN TO GO TO LUNCH WITH ME. SOMETHING REAL, SOMETHING OFF THE HOOK, ITS UP TO YOU BUT IT BETTER BE OFF THE HOOK DAWG!! YES I WOULD BE WILLING TO COME TO YOUR CITY TO KICK IT WITH YOU FOR THE DAY, BUT YOUR ESSAY BETTER BE ON POINT! BUCKWILD TAKEN YOU BACK TO SCHOOL! THIS IS FOR BUCKWILD FANS ONLY!! HATERS NEED NOT APPLY.....MY BODYGUARD WILL BE COMING TO LUNCH WITH US! HE WILL GET BUCKWILD ON YO ASS IF HE HAVE TOO! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS ON THE TOP OF YOUR ESSAY. EMAIL ALL ESSAYS TO: BUCKWILDFANCLUB@YAHOO.COM. DEADLINE IS JANUARY 1st, 2007 WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED FEBRUARY 1st, 2007 (WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED BY PHONE AND ON MY MYSPACE BULLETIN)

I hope the winner gets a scholarship after writing in 250 words or less why Buckwild is ridiculous.



Kim K. seems to be officially kicked to the curb by Paris Hilton for Britney "Twat Shot" Spears. Spears and Hilton were spotted hanging out again for Britney's 25th along with meth-head Fergie. I hope Britney has a good nanny...



According to Page Six Kim has found her own Britney: Gastineau that is...

Random Ridiculousness: Victoria Beckham not a fan of Snoop Dogg, Snoop Likes To Catch a Predator Show

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Spotted at whatspoppin.net:

It seems that not everybody wants to be associated with Snoop Dogg, including a former Spice Girl who wishes her husband never even met the "fo shizzle" rapper. The Dogg recently said he was forbidden to laze around with British superstar David Beckham because the athlete's wife didn't want the two hanging and riding the streets together. After the "Live 8" concert in 2005, Snoop wanted to have some brother-to-brother chill time with the soccer man, however, things quickly came to a halt.Snoop says he's always been a fan of the athlete, and it's unfortunate that Victoria failed to see the twinkle in his eye and reach into his heart of gold.

According to Digitalspy.co.uk, The Dogg said, "I wanted to hang out with David because I'm a fan of his and he's a fan of mine. But his wife didn't like that and she wouldn't let him party with me."Snoop thinks the reason the slim-thin celebrity was reluctant about letting her husband spend time with the rapper is because of his reputation for being a womanizer.He added, "She said something about my reputation - but I wasn't going to introduce him to any girls. I think Mrs. Beckham just misread my reputation."

Go head, Mrs. Becks, way to have your husband in check! Victoria and David must have a good relationship, Hollywood couples should be taking notes. Oh, Snoop, cry me a river, no wife would probably want you to hang out with her husband. Misread reputation or not, your track record in general probably put you on her "no-go" list.

In other Snoop news,



He tells Stuff magazine:

The former drug dealer was asked by Stuff magazine what is the first thing he does in the morning. “Roll a blunt,” he replied. Asked what’s the last thing he does in the evening, he said, “Smoke a blunt.” And when asked what television shows he enjoys watching, the rapper said. “I like MSNBC, when they be catching those child predators. I love when they crack their [bleeps].”

To Catch a Predator is the funny show on MSNBC that has caught Snoop's eye, definitely one of the funniest tv shows of alltime. Chronic for breakfast, chronic for dinner...wonder what Snoop has for lunch. Really? Most people, when asked what's the first thing they do upon waking in the morning, say "stretch" or maybe "brush my teeth" or possibly "wash my face". I hope he's smoking that blunt to himself, unless he's passing it to someone who also has stinky morning breath and dried slobber around their mouths, lol!

Random Ridiculousness: Tyra and her Audience in their Skivvies

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From our friends TMZ:

Tyra Banks pantsed her entire audience on one of her upcoming shows. The crowd, clad in robes at the beginning of the show, exposed themselves in all their undergarment glory -- men and women!Of course Tyra herself led the charge by starting the show in her bra and panties. The subject for the hour: What real women wear underneath their clothes? By the way, you might notice everyone in the audience was hot. Coincidence? We think not. We're guessing the unattractive people were sent over to Megan Mullally's show.

Loving the lingerie Tyra, that is a fabulous color, but are we running out of ideas for show topics? For real, though, real women on average do not wear beautiful bra and panty sets underneath their clothes.

I agree with TMZ, that seems like a set up--the audience members were prepared and were not the average American woman. That would have been a better show....they should have surprised the audience, asked them if they were willing to be seen on TV in their drawls, then the world would REALLY know what real women wear underneath their clothes.

Speaking of stripping, this is ridiculous---kids these days....



Thank the Heavens we didn't have to see his Skivvies!

This is impressive!!

Random Ridiculousness: Kanye a White Hoodie= Incognegro

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Via The World News

It was a case of wrong place at the wrong time for American rapper Kanye West as he took in the tourist sites of Sydney today. West, 29, was checking out the Opera House at the same time as a large media pack was photographing British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Borat.The rapper attempted to cross the road and appeared to be pushed by an Opera House security guard."I just thought it was funny 'cos he didn't even stop my friend and he stopped me," West said after the incident. "Then he pushed me."West is one of America's biggest rap stars.

"I wear a hoodie because I don't want to be recognised. I don't want to draw too much attention - I gotta walk like eight blocks to my hotel," he said. One onlooker suggested the security officer singled the singer out because he is African American. However, an Opera House spokesman said while they would review footage of the incident, the staff member was simply doing his job."He stuck his arm out to prevent him (West) going further, and never pushed him," the spokesman said."As far as we know, Kanye is fine about this morning and any racist claim is denied."The Opera House official who saw the incident later took West inside to meet Cohen.

It's so funny how Non-Americans view Americans. Surprised Kanye didn't act an ego-maniac fool like he did at the MTV Europe Awards. I guess he wasn't drunk, if so, it would've been like this: "F@#K Borat! I make million dollar videos, ya'll pushing ME???"

By the way, Kanye, walking around in a hoodie can sometimes make you look suspect, maybe that's why YOU were pushed and not your friend.

Random Ridiculousness: Vivica Fox, Foxy Brown, Steve Irwin

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Our biggest "when plastic surgery goes wrong" victim, Vivica A. Fox will have a recurring role on the hilarious HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm". Fox will be playing the role of a Hurricane Katrina victim staying at Larry David's home. Can not wait to see this!!



Foxy Brown, WTF, fighting over manicures and sticking her tongue out at judges....According to Reuters:

Hip-hop artist Foxy Brown missed a court date in her New York assault case on Monday, and the judge vowed to issue a bench warrant for her arrest if she failed to appear again on Tuesday.The recording star, whose real name is Inga Marchand, told Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson in a letter she was unable to attend the hearing because she was undergoing oral surgery.
The judge reviewed a number of motions at the hearing, include one by Brown seeking to withdraw her guilty plea. In August, Brown pleaded guilty to assaulting two women at a Manhattan nail salon in August 2004 by hitting and kicking them in a dispute over a $20 payment for a manicure Brown said she never received.

When the 28-year-old rapper learned that as part of 3-year probation she would be required to undergo periodic drug testing and attend anger management classes, she asked to withdraw her plea.The judge on Monday denied her motion to withdraw her guilty plea and said she was considering changing her promised probation time to jail time. Brown faces up to a year in jail should the judge sentence her to jail instead of probation. In the last 18 months, the rap artist has fired three lawyers, delaying her case each time. Brown has also failed to show up for other scheduled proceedings. She once stuck her tongue out at Jackson, which led to her being handcuffed to her seat in court until she apologized.




Crocodile Hunter's manager John Stainton is upset about Ras Kass referring to the late Steve Irwin's death in his lyrics.

Via SMH.com: "You're the waste of LA/get blast up in LA/face down, ass up in LA/you the Crocodile Hunter, I am the stingray," reads part of the track. John Stainton's rebuttal:

"I just find it a bit sad that people have to stoop to that," Mr Stainton said.

"It is disappointing. I can't understand the point of it. There are other references they can make that will put the point across.

"I just think it is a pity that people do have to use Steve or anyone who has died in tragic circumstances ... as a form of entertainment."

Random Ridiculousness

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At least "Brangelina"'s attempting to do that little girl's hair....most adopted "ethnic" children of white parents look busted as hell




Ghostface Killah dolls in stores November 6th!!!! Complete with a fat gold chain....real 14K gold, official GFK-(ghost face killah) robe, and chalice adorned with Swarovski crystals. Ghostface is definitely one of the most entertaining lyricists ever, but $500 for a doll...damn! By the way, you can cop the eagle on his wrist for an extra $100. This doll won't be on the Christmas list this year.




We're all guilty of the occasional "Pop-a-Squat"....but this is a little over-the-top!