September 21, 2012 Money Mitt’s Taxes Finally Released!!! Homeboy And His Boo-Thang Ann Made $14 Mil Last Year!!
September 12, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Malia And Sasha Obama’s Shady Private School Involved In Sex And Drug Scandal!
September 28, 2012 Shady Bolitics: Senator John McCain Says Getting More Black People Added To The Senate Is “The Last Thing On His Mind”
September 13, 2012 Shady Azz BP Oil Attempts Beach Cleanup After Hurricane Isaac–Asks Permission To ‘Deep Clean’
November 21, 2012 The Side-Eye: Papa John’s CEO Releases An ‘Explanation’ On All That Obamacare Job-Cutting Bull
November 20, 2012 Hide Ya Kids: Freakazoid Lawyer Popped By FBI For Kiddie Flicks And Expolitation!!!
August 27, 2012 Elsewhere In The World: Women Of Togo Go On “Sex Strike” To Force Resignation Of Shady President
September 7, 2012 No Justice: Cops Accused Of Threatening To Murk First Lady Chelly O Won’t Be Charged
October 1, 2012 Desperation: Fox News Blames The Big Bad Media For Negative Public Perception Of Shady Azz GOP As President Obama Gains Lead Over Money Mitt
January 3, 2013 The Side-Eye: That Fiscal Cliff ‘Deal’ Snuck In A Whole Lot Of Perks For Wall Street…And NASCAR?!?!
June 29, 2012 SMH: Shady One-Time Officers Who Leaked Pics Of Rihanna After Breezy Beat Her Down Will Not Face Any Charges…