March 4, 2013 Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Drizzy Drake Drops $50k On Skripper Hoes At CIAA In North Cackalack
May 22, 2013 In Untalented White Folks News: Horseface Ho-tel Heiress Paris Hilton Signs With Weezy’s Cash Money Records
April 2, 2013 Beef: Chris Brown Freestyles On Drake Beat And Says “I’m Gonna Keep Coming At That Fake N***a” [Video]