March 4, 2013 Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Drizzy Drake Drops $50k On Skripper Hoes At CIAA In North Cackalack
May 22, 2013 In Untalented White Folks News: Horseface Ho-tel Heiress Paris Hilton Signs With Weezy’s Cash Money Records
April 2, 2013 Beef: Chris Brown Freestyles On Drake Beat And Says “I’m Gonna Keep Coming At That Fake N***a” [Video]
March 8, 2013 It Aint Over: Drake Fires Subliminal Shots At Chris Brown About Rihanna, Frank Ocean, And Struggle Album Sales In New Single “5 AM”
April 17, 2013 Swirl Shots Fired: Amanda Bynes Disses Ex-Boo Thang Kid Cudi For Being “Ugly” And Starts Rap Career
February 12, 2013 Love Is Blind: Drake Flicks It Up With His Chubby Lumpkins Boo Thang In The Dominican Republic