November 16, 2012 Out Of Pocket: Washington Woman Pulls A Gat On “Self Pleasuring” Man: “I’m Going To Blow Your Brains Out”
November 7, 2012 Drunken Detroit Tigers’ Baller Pleads Guilty Of Aggravated Harassment After Attacking And Firing Anti-Semitic Slurs At Jewish Men At Party
November 24, 2012 Hide Ya Kids: 2 MORE “Elmo” Sex Abuse Accusers Come Forward Against Puppeteer Kevin Clash!
December 1, 2012 Elsewhere In The World: Freakazoid Chinese Man Sentenced To Death After Cops Find Slave Cave Under His Crib!
December 5, 2012 Cops Convinced Catch Fade Gabe Started Fight With Olivier Because He’s Not Over Halle Berry’s Swirly Cakes
December 27, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Chicago Mother Gets Kicked Out Of Her Section 8 Apartment Because Her Ratchet Son Appeared In A Rap Video!
October 27, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Kansas Man Popped When He “Butt Dials” 9-1-1 While He Is Selling Crack Rocks
November 26, 2012 Kush Chronic-les: Lobbyist In New York Argue That Legalized Mary Jane Revenue Could Help Sandy Victims
May 16, 2013 Meat Print Papi: 10 Peenfully Well Endowed Men Who Have Put Their Poon Pummeling Pipe On Blast!