October 30, 2012 Hide Ya Kids: HIV-Positive Male Freakazoid Teacher Sentenced To 20 Years Jail For Chopping Down High School Boy Backs!!!
October 17, 2012 Brother And Sister Accused Of Trying To Gank TV From Bar Bathroom Claim They Were Just Sexin’… Ewwwwww!
November 4, 2012 Elsewhere In The World: Zimbabwe’s White Government Minister A Victim Of Racism From Blacks
October 17, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: O.J. Simpson Tries To Sell The Knife That He ALLEGEDLY Killed Nicole With For $5 Million
September 7, 2012 No Justice: Cops Accused Of Threatening To Murk First Lady Chelly O Won’t Be Charged
July 5, 2012 End Of Times: Man Posts ‘Vote Satan’ Sign In His Yard; Reports As Theft When It’s Stolen
September 14, 2012 Rumor Mill: Did Diddy Kick Lauren London’s “Sister” Capricorn To The Curb For Stealing From Him?
August 21, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Armed Pakistani Mob Wants 11-Year-Old Christian Girl With Down’s Syndrome Put To Death For Blasphemy
October 9, 2012 Hollyweirdos: Brad “Jah Rastafari” Pitt Dons Funky Costumes And Covers ‘Interview Magazine’
August 21, 2012 Hi Hater: Some Azzholes Sprinkles Bacon Pieces All Over NYC Park Where Muslims Gather To Celebrate The End Of Ramadan